Surrre she didn't.

He can speak???

Yeah, right.

They also strapped GW to a chair and forced him to eat chocolate chip cookies while playing Fox News.

It's true.

Makh: They also strapped GW to a chair and forced him to eat chocolate chip cookies while playing Fox News.

Too bad they didn't strap him in when he ate pretzels.

Is it true they also replaced O'Reilly's brain with a spider?

Then forced him to eat falafel until he orgasmed?

Con_Authority: Is it true they also replaced O'Reilly's brain with a spider?

Then forced him to eat falafel until he orgasmed?

That's a scurrilous lie. They replaced his brains with Tater Tots.

/obscure?

Benevolent Misanthrope: He can speak???

His longest string of words ever?

Benevolent Misanthrope: He can speak???

Talking points at least, but that isn't proof of intelligence.

Wow, I love Sarah Palin threads...

Apparently she did, too.

Quote 2009-04-01 08:13:41 PM
Wow, I love Sarah Palin threads...

Apparently she did, too.

well played!

WHO CARES???

Is SarahPAC advertising on Fark an April Fools joke?

Wait, she wasn't shopping because she was studying for the debates and boning up (huh huh huh) on issues and getting ready for interviews???

lulz.

The womens hate wearing expensive clothes and shoes.

Hate it.

It's painful to hear the screeching and wailing of ladies who are forced to shop for garments and accessories. The screams of rage and horror are almost as bad as when you try to get someone with two X chromosomes to eat chocolate.

bobbette: The womens hate wearing expensive clothes and shoes.

Hate it.

It's painful to hear the screeching and wailing of ladies who are forced to shop for garments and accessories. The screams of rage and horror are almost as bad as when you try to get someone with two X chromosomes to eat chocolate.

I am female and I HATE shopping. No sarcasm, nothing exhausts me faster than shopping for clothes and/or shoes.

brainiac-dumdum: I am female and I HATE shopping. No sarcasm, nothing exhausts me faster than shopping for clothes and/or shoes.

That's awesome...

why is this still in the (not) news?

Is it that surprising that they would want her to have nice cloth on? She was making public appearances for their organization of course the dolled her up.

I am not GOP flag waver so I am not defending her. The Democrats won so lets focus on the here and now and leave this non issue in the past.

farkuufarkinfark: why is this still in the (not) news?

Same reason Glenn Beck gets ratings.

An angry aide characterized the shopping spree as "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast," and said the truth will eventually come out when the Republican Party audits its books.

Link (new window)

This is absolute BS. Appearance is part of her job. What's next, tax cops on their uniforms. Firemen for their FRC?

because we went to the Arctic Cat snowmachine factory

Also drove a Snow Cat

brainiac-dumdum: bobbette: The womens hate wearing expensive clothes and shoes.

Hate it.

It's painful to hear the screeching and wailing of ladies who are forced to shop for garments and accessories. The screams of rage and horror are almost as bad as when you try to get someone with two X chromosomes to eat chocolate.

I am female and I HATE shopping. No sarcasm, nothing exhausts me faster than shopping for clothes and/or shoes.

Ironically, this is true of me as well. But then I have been told when recounting that I hate shopping that "I am not a normal girl."

Oh damn it, who farking cares? Let them fade into obscurity. The last thing we need is giving the Palin's more power (press) to rally up the bible thumpers.

bobbette: Ironically, this is true of me as well. But then I have been told when recounting that I hate shopping that "I am not a normal girl."

More proof that Fark Nerdy Gurls RULE...:)

America has become one very large High School. While play favorites, China will hit us out of the blue with a new superweapon like we did to Japan. Our sorry stupid dumb asses will get what we surely deserve.

The truth: Alaskan is damn near the size of the US lower 48 and occupied by some ridiculously low population. We are spread real thin there. It's a frontier. Russia and whoever else but mainly Russia sees it being back in the fold some day. So she's not talking smack. The liberals can't be bothered with truth. Until 9-11 comes along then they are begging to be protected. fark. Them.

I'll belive that when me shiat turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.

bobbette: brainiac-dumdum: bobbette: The womens hate wearing expensive clothes and shoes.

Hate it.

It's painful to hear the screeching and wailing of ladies who are forced to shop for garments and accessories. The screams of rage and horror are almost as bad as when you try to get someone with two X chromosomes to eat chocolate.

I am female and I HATE shopping. No sarcasm, nothing exhausts me faster than shopping for clothes and/or shoes.

Ironically, this is true of me as well. But then I have been told when recounting that I hate shopping that "I am not a normal girl."

We're normal, we just have real interests and priorities.

I got some vapid girl pissy last quarter when I told her that shopping wasn't a hobby, she insisted it was.

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: America has become one very large High School. While play favorites, China will hit us out of the blue with a new superweapon like we did to Japan. Our sorry stupid dumb asses will get what we surely deserve.

The truth: Alaskan is damn near the size of the US lower 48 and occupied by some ridiculously low population. We are spread real thin there. It's a frontier. Russia and whoever else but mainly Russia sees it being back in the fold some day. So she's not talking smack. The liberals can't be bothered with truth. Until 9-11 comes along then they are begging to be protected. fark. Them.

What color is the sky in your world, Cliff?

Just saw some footage of her while I was checking the thread. She was wandering around with one of Bristol's kids dangling precariously over her arm as she spins around for the cameras. These people should be satisfied with not being wards of the state, they shouldn't be intent on running it.

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: China will hit us out of the blue with a new superweapon like we did to Japan.

Why? How will that help maintain the value of their dollar holdings?

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: America has become one very large High School. While play favorites, China will hit us out of the blue with a new superweapon like we did to Japan. Our sorry stupid dumb asses will get what we surely deserve.

The truth: Alaskan is damn near the size of the US lower 48 and occupied by some ridiculously low population. We are spread real thin there. It's a frontier. Russia and whoever else but mainly Russia sees it being back in the fold some day. So she's not talking smack. The liberals can't be bothered with truth. Until 9-11 comes along then they are begging to be protected. fark. Them.

Easy Nostradamus.

proteus_b
WHO CARES???

Democrats ran the slimiest poo flinging campaign ever, now they can't seem to stop.

HEY LIBTARDS! THE ELECTION IS OVER!

jules_siegel: Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: China will hit us out of the blue with a new superweapon like we did to Japan.

Why? How will that help maintain the value of their dollar holdings?

No schnit. Plus all they have to do to destroy us is call in their loans.

RNC forced little Piper Palin into the latest styles from louis vuiton.

Hat Madder: Democrats ran the slimiest poo flinging campaign ever, now they can't seem to stop.

O RLY?

depmode98: RNC forced little Piper Palin into the latest styles from louis vuiton.

geez, I don't even carry a purse and I'm over 30.

submitter: They forced her.

Can we force her to do something more useful? Like, STFU?

One of the women in my dance class was all excited to tell us she'd met Sarah Palin in line for coffee that morning and they talked about clothes, shoes and hair. Sarah wanted to know where this lady got her hair done, and where she'd purchased her shoes, etc.

She then proceeded to tell us how "pretty" she thought Sarah was, at which point the ultra-feminist in our group piped in, "I'm sorry, stupid is NOT pretty."

Softens_hands_whie_you_do_the_dishes: America has become one very arge High Schoo. Whie pay favorites, China wi hit us out of the bue with a new superweapon ike we did to Japan. Our sorry stupid dumb asses wi get what we surey deserve.

The truth: Aaskan is damn near the size of the US ower 48 and occupied by some ridicuousy ow popuation. We are spread rea thin there. It's a frontier. Russia and whoever ese but mainy Russia sees it being back in the fod some day. So she's not taking smack. The iberas can't be bothered with truth. Unti 9-11 comes aong then they are begging to be protected. fark. Them.

I give it a 3/10 you are trying to hard.

It was pretty good unti the 9/11 part. That was over the top.

I have nothing to contribute to this thread.

Carry on.

lstywnch: One of the women in my dance class was all excited to tell us she'd met Sarah Palin in line for coffee that morning and they talked about clothes, shoes and hair. Sarah wanted to know where this lady got her hair done, and where she'd purchased her shoes, etc.

She then proceeded to tell us how "pretty" she thought Sarah was, at which point the ultra-feminist in our group piped in, "I'm sorry, stupid is NOT pretty."

And?

Gunny Highway: And?

And the real news is that just as we all thought would happen, the democrats have rejected Sarah's choice to replace Kim Elton.

I actually believe that. She's just a cog in the machine. This is not particularly remarkable.

Fine, fine. So we shouldn't hate Sarah Palin, we should hate the manipulative propaganda machine that is the GOP and we should never vote for any manufactured candidates that the scrape out of the muck.

What party is she in anyway?

lstywnch: One of the women in my dance class was all excited to tell us she'd met Sarah Palin in line for coffee that morning and they talked about clothes, shoes and hair. Sarah wanted to know where this lady got her hair done, and where she'd purchased her shoes, etc.

She then proceeded to tell us how "pretty" she thought Sarah was, at which point the ultra-feminist in our group piped in, "I'm sorry, stupid is NOT pretty."

It doesn't take an ultra-feminist to say that... just someone with a brain. Of course, people with brains tend to be feminists.

whidbey: bobbette: Ironically, this is true of me as well. But then I have been told when recounting that I hate shopping that "I am not a normal girl."

More proof that Fark Nerdy Gurls RULE...:)

Why thank you Whidbey.

brainiac-dumdum: depmode98: RNC forced little Piper Palin into the latest styles from louis vuiton.

geez, I don't even carry a purse and I'm over 30.

That's just kinda odd, but it might be liberating. How do you carry tampons, etc? (Aside from the obvious)

vernonFL: because we went to the Arctic Cat snowmachine factory

Also drove a Snow Cat

Shining references are always awesome.