Shouldn't the headline be "John Maer comes out of the closet"?

"F--k eah, I made out with Perez," he told the crowd. "I just wanted to prove that I'm a sicker f--k than he is. I'll [have sex with him] until he runs awa screaming just to prove a point."

I mean, look at the farking picture



"Yeah, I'd fark a man just to make a point. I'd be so freaky he'd run away screaming... I also dress like to dress like a sailor and wear short shorts that highlight my junk....

what do you mean, am I gay?"

Tatsuma: I mean, look at the farking picture

What the ever-loving fark is that?

If Jennifer would respond to any of my innumerable requests for a play-date, I could bring myself to care.

Does anyone still care?

That suggests anyone cared to begin with.

nope, that song was in the works before the breakup, he even played it once I believe

also that picture is from the MayerCraft Carrier cruise, last one he had on the Borat Thong.

/currently listening to the Mayercraft Carrier II bootleg

His music may have its share of problems, but he is a funny motherfarker.

/hot like a tamale.

You know how I know he's gay?

"Who cares?" submissions are always amusing, because the submitter has always unwittingly answered the question they are asking (as embarrassed as they might be about being that obsessed with something they loathe).

John Couger Mayercamp is awesome! He was on the Chappelle show and has much street cred. I'M KEVIN JAMES, MAN!

Eunuch Provocateur: You know how I know he's gay?

Because he stopped sleeping with Jennifer Anniston?

Cue the "Family Guy" That's enough John Mayer pic...

I just wish he'd shut up and play tasty licks on somebody else's record or something. Same goes for Brad Paisley.

Your body is a wonderland?

Jesus built my hybrid: Your body is a wonderland?

I meant Your body was a wonderland.

I care.

/not mine

You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.

hourheroyes: His music may have its share of problems, but he is a funny motherfarker.

I can't decide if he's the biggest douche around, or has some subtle kind of humor that I should pay attention to.

I just don't care enough to find out, though.

You would be correct to decide that he's the biggest douche around.

When will he just go away...?

I love "Crash"!

I'm only saying this with the hopes that he'll read it:

SHUT UP, STOP PROMOTING YOURSELF.

Jennifer: buy a dog. Don't name it John (or Brad).

TomD9938: I love "Crash"!

That's Jack Johnson.

Gangway Fathead: TomD9938: I love "Crash"!

That's Jack Johnson.

Pretty sure its Jason Mraz.

TeddyBallGame: Where the hell have you been???

Came to post the "That's Enough John Mayer" pic...

Cue the people who know more than three, but less than five, chord shapes who assert what a badass guitar player he is.

H31N0US: Cue the people who know more than three, but less than five, chord shapes who assert what a badass guitar player he is.

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe.

I hate Mayer's music, but he's pretty funny on talk shows and likes to make fun of himself. Tatsuma, shouldn't you be in a pro-Israel thread defending their rights instead of speculating what straight music personalities are gay?

I think he caught the gay.

Seriously, who besides 14 year old girls and gay guys even give a shiat. Premise fail. Needs more Aniston pics.





Fixxored.

I never understood what people saw in Jennifer Anniston. Here in NYC girls like her are a dime a dozen.

H31N0US: I never understood what people saw in Jennifer Anniston. Here in NYC girls like her are a dime a dozen.

Pretty interesting definition of NYC that includes farking Hoboken.

haha H31NOUS

doctorCal gotcha


it's like someone in Whitby, Ontario
pretending they was here in Toronto


or somethin

/poith, amboy
//new joisey
///wonder warthog, for the win

John Mayer = Meh
Jason Mraz = Yummy

DoctorCal: Pretty interesting definition of NYC that includes farking Hoboken.

Ever been to Hoboken? It is closer by train to the West Village than the the Upper West Side is.

That and the fact that I work and play in NYC until taking the train for a massive 5 minute ride back to Hoboken....which contains some pretty attractive women as well.

So chuckle all you want. You're clueless.