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(Some Delusional Icelander) Unlikely Bjork attempts April fools joke, fails miserably   (bjork.com) divider line 53
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It's a Sunshine Day! 2009-04-01 03:16:43 PM  
Ok, so it's bad...but a Bjork / Robert Plant duet could be so fail-worthy it would end up being awesome.

 
El Chode [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 03:23:50 PM  
"look at me, I'm bjork, i'm edgy and innovative and unique look at me"

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 03:27:23 PM  
Icelanders are not particularly funny, mainly because they are usually so drunk they will laugh at anything until they cry.


/Been there, met a few, and I am not making this up.

 
Shostie [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 04:04:03 PM  
Bork bork bork bork bork bjork bork bork bork...

 
fatimcgee [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 04:04:25 PM  
Wait...I thought she was the joke.

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-01 04:11:26 PM  
maybe she can get them to cover "Violent Pizza"



/this would PWN so much if it were true...

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 04:25:23 PM  
Well, she does come from the land of the ice and snow...

 
Chearl 2009-04-01 04:32:51 PM  
Leave bjork alone

she may not be a comedian but she is talented, attractive and not afraid of showing her off the goods

 
Chearl 2009-04-01 04:35:15 PM  
me fail english

 
Lundah [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 05:14:31 PM  
Did it involve a phone call to P-Diddy?

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 05:55:29 PM  
I would love to hear Bjork perform Led Zepplin songs with them.

 
Wrackspurt 2009-04-01 07:27:16 PM  
I löl'd

 
00ghost27 2009-04-01 07:33:54 PM  
Wrackspurt: I löl'd

that loses all meaning when pronouncing it like that

 
carmody 2009-04-01 07:37:08 PM  
I, for one, would love to see a Led Zeppelin concert with Bjork on lead vocals. Where's your sense of whimsy, folks?

 
soseussme 2009-04-01 07:39:11 PM  
That is TOO funny -- the very idea of Bjork trying to sing!

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 07:42:45 PM  
She's obviously been working on this for a long time if the whole idea of the dress was to get on the Swan Song label.
reneeashleybaker.files.wordpress.com

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 07:43:15 PM  
No "swan song" jokes?

 
Courtney Cox-Zucker [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 07:43:56 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: Damn! Missed it by *that* much!

 
Jesus built my hybrid 2009-04-01 07:56:04 PM  
carmody: I, for one, would love to see a Led Zeppelin concert with Bjork on lead vocals. Where's your sense of whimsy, folks?

Don't be such a Djork.

 
spukey23 2009-04-01 08:00:29 PM  
carmody: I, for one, would love to see a Led Zeppelin concert with Bjork on lead vocals. Where's your sense of whimsy, folks?

whimsey? hate that word. it's for fairy tales, not bjork. led zeppelin with bjork singing would be like stevie nicks singing for the who.

 
FeedTheCollapse 2009-04-01 08:06:55 PM  
Eh, that was a little too obvious. This is one of the best:



full tracklist here!

 
FeedTheCollapse 2009-04-01 08:07:30 PM  
FeedTheCollapse: Eh, that was a little too obvious. This is one of the best:



full tracklist here!


damn, that was supposed to be NIN's Strobelight album... image too big.

 
chitownmike 2009-04-01 08:10:43 PM  
Chearl: Leave bjork alone

she may not be a comedian but she is talented, attractive and not afraid of showing her off the goods


care to share a link about that last part?
/bookmark

 
Gunny Highway 2009-04-01 08:16:02 PM  
Every internet gag that comes out today is lame.

/Bjork is awesome

 
proteon 2009-04-01 08:17:39 PM  
Lets stone her to death because every other stupid gag on every other stupid site has been um azing.

 
Jesus built my hybrid 2009-04-01 08:29:10 PM  
Is it fjark.com in Iceland?

 
Necrosis 2009-04-01 08:36:42 PM  
FeedTheCollapse: Eh, that was a little too obvious. This is one of the best:



full tracklist here!


I was going to post this, the cover and tracklist are hilarious...

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 08:46:48 PM  
I would go to my first Zep concert. It's too perfect actually.

A female faking a male faking an orgasm.

 
puckhead 2009-04-01 08:58:38 PM  
kind of begs the question: wtf was submitter doing on Bjork's home page?

 
uvindex 2009-04-01 09:19:51 PM  
She double fails by spelling Alison's name with two Ls.

//loved Bjork's early solo work -- not so much since then.

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-04-01 09:25:39 PM  
Something smells like rotten shark.

 
spukey23 2009-04-01 09:41:11 PM  
GonzoNihilist: Something smells like rotten shark.

mom?

 
Daraymann [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 09:59:04 PM  
Subby fails. Headline should be:

Bjork attempts April fools Bjoke, fails miserably

 
GonzoNihilist 2009-04-01 10:26:07 PM  
spukey23: GonzoNihilist: Something smells like rotten shark.

mom?



I was thinking Hákarl, but I've never met your mom.

 
devilslefthand 2009-04-01 10:44:42 PM  
00ghost27: Wrackspurt: I löl'd

that loses all meaning when pronouncing it like that


And you "lose all meaning"* when you think "lol" is something to be pronounced.

*are retarded

 
Joan o' Fark 2009-04-01 10:52:31 PM  
P. Diddy wanted for questioning.

 
00ghost27 2009-04-01 11:10:13 PM  
devilslefthand: 00ghost27: Wrackspurt: I löl'd

that loses all meaning when pronouncing it like that

And you "lose all meaning"* when you think "lol" is something to be pronounced.

*are retarded


that'll do Pig

 
edronny 2009-04-01 11:38:56 PM  
Greetings snarf. How is your skeleton?

 
Stradavus 2009-04-01 11:45:48 PM  

 
MC Magic Cracker 2009-04-02 12:05:45 AM  
If ever a headline warranted use of the FAIL tag, this would be it.

 
bluorangefyre 2009-04-02 12:11:25 AM  
I think Jimmy Page going into a full-on noise solo (new window) sounds better than Bjork's singing.

 
deevo 2009-04-02 12:31:54 AM  
Yeah, I was going to submit NIN's but I figured someone already had and I see it wasn't greenlighted anyway. Trent is a very funny guy.

 
barefoot in the head [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 01:22:58 AM  
When it comes to music, a dismaying percentage of Farkers are straight out of the William H. Macey "Honey I'm Home" School of Black and White Normul Stuff, Pleasantville, USA.

/snooze, lose

 
Doctor Jan Itor 2009-04-02 01:50:10 AM  
Jork vaz funs to ljaff at!

Bjork explains how a TV works (pops)

 
Jeff73 2009-04-02 02:29:09 AM  
Gunny Highway: Every internet gag that comes out today is lame.

/Bjork is awesome



Every internet gag that came out ever was lame. We just weren't jaded like we are today.

/the dancing baby ate my hatten ar din balls!

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-04-02 07:44:33 AM  
brap: A female faking a male faking an orgasm.

Isn't that just like the rest of the internet?!

 
Balrog1 2009-04-02 08:24:19 AM  
I liked her video where her nipples grow real long.

 
unfarkingbelievable 2009-04-02 09:12:40 AM  
Awfulperson: WIN! I yorkeled...

 
PumpUpDaFark 2009-04-02 09:43:31 AM  
My niece pronounces her name Buh-JERK.

 
ursomniac [TotalFark] 2009-04-02 10:45:10 AM  
awfulperson: Well, she does come from the land of the ice and snow...

She comes from a land down over. :-)

/Wishes Bjork would cover Men at Work...
//And old Judy Garland numbers
///and old Yoko Ono numbers
/\/ how DO you pronounce "A$" anyway?

 
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