Ok, so it's bad...but a Bjork / Robert Plant duet could be so fail-worthy it would end up being awesome.

"look at me, I'm bjork, i'm edgy and innovative and unique look at me"

Icelanders are not particularly funny, mainly because they are usually so drunk they will laugh at anything until they cry.


/Been there, met a few, and I am not making this up.

Bork bork bork bork bork bjork bork bork bork...

Wait...I thought she was the joke.

maybe she can get them to cover "Violent Pizza"



/this would PWN so much if it were true...

Well, she does come from the land of the ice and snow...

Leave bjork alone

she may not be a comedian but she is talented, attractive and not afraid of showing her off the goods

me fail english

Did it involve a phone call to P-Diddy?

I would love to hear Bjork perform Led Zepplin songs with them.

Wrackspurt: I löl'd

that loses all meaning when pronouncing it like that

I, for one, would love to see a Led Zeppelin concert with Bjork on lead vocals. Where's your sense of whimsy, folks?

That is TOO funny -- the very idea of Bjork trying to sing!

She's obviously been working on this for a long time if the whole idea of the dress was to get on the Swan Song label.

No "swan song" jokes?

AdolfOliverPanties: Damn! Missed it by *that* much!

carmody: I, for one, would love to see a Led Zeppelin concert with Bjork on lead vocals. Where's your sense of whimsy, folks?

Don't be such a Djork.

carmody: I, for one, would love to see a Led Zeppelin concert with Bjork on lead vocals. Where's your sense of whimsy, folks?

whimsey? hate that word. it's for fairy tales, not bjork. led zeppelin with bjork singing would be like stevie nicks singing for the who.

Eh, that was a little too obvious. This is one of the best:



full tracklist here!

FeedTheCollapse: Eh, that was a little too obvious. This is one of the best:



full tracklist here!

damn, that was supposed to be NIN's Strobelight album... image too big.

Chearl: Leave bjork alone

she may not be a comedian but she is talented, attractive and not afraid of showing her off the goods

care to share a link about that last part?
/bookmark

Every internet gag that comes out today is lame.

/Bjork is awesome

Lets stone her to death because every other stupid gag on every other stupid site has been um azing.

Is it fjark.com in Iceland?

FeedTheCollapse: Eh, that was a little too obvious. This is one of the best:



full tracklist here!

I was going to post this, the cover and tracklist are hilarious...

I would go to my first Zep concert. It's too perfect actually.

A female faking a male faking an orgasm.

kind of begs the question: wtf was submitter doing on Bjork's home page?

She double fails by spelling Alison's name with two Ls.

//loved Bjork's early solo work -- not so much since then.

Something smells like rotten shark.

GonzoNihilist: Something smells like rotten shark.

mom?

Subby fails. Headline should be:

Bjork attempts April fools Bjoke, fails miserably

spukey23: GonzoNihilist: Something smells like rotten shark.

mom?


I was thinking Hákarl, but I've never met your mom.

00ghost27: Wrackspurt: I löl'd

that loses all meaning when pronouncing it like that

And you "lose all meaning"* when you think "lol" is something to be pronounced.

*are retarded

P. Diddy wanted for questioning.

devilslefthand: 00ghost27: Wrackspurt: I löl'd

that loses all meaning when pronouncing it like that

And you "lose all meaning"* when you think "lol" is something to be pronounced.

*are retarded

that'll do Pig

Greetings snarf. How is your skeleton?

BJORK IS OFF LIMITS! (new window)

If ever a headline warranted use of the FAIL tag, this would be it.

I think Jimmy Page going into a full-on noise solo (new window) sounds better than Bjork's singing.

Yeah, I was going to submit NIN's but I figured someone already had and I see it wasn't greenlighted anyway. Trent is a very funny guy.

When it comes to music, a dismaying percentage of Farkers are straight out of the William H. Macey "Honey I'm Home" School of Black and White Normul Stuff, Pleasantville, USA.

/snooze, lose

Jork vaz funs to ljaff at!

Bjork explains how a TV works (pops)

Gunny Highway: Every internet gag that comes out today is lame.

/Bjork is awesome


Every internet gag that came out ever was lame. We just weren't jaded like we are today.

/the dancing baby ate my hatten ar din balls!

brap: A female faking a male faking an orgasm.

Isn't that just like the rest of the internet?!

I liked her video where her nipples grow real long.

Awfulperson: WIN! I yorkeled...

My niece pronounces her name Buh-JERK.

awfulperson: Well, she does come from the land of the ice and snow...

She comes from a land down over. :-)

/Wishes Bjork would cover Men at Work...
//And old Judy Garland numbers
///and old Yoko Ono numbers
/\/ how DO you pronounce "A$" anyway?