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(Contact Music) Stupid Ozzy Osbourne says he'll never retire, find his self respect   (contactmusic.com) divider line 34
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All-The-Funny-Names-Are-Taken 2009-04-01 10:18:58 AM  
Haven't we already figured this out before?

 
Barton Fink 2009-04-01 10:19:02 AM  
"Hole in the Sky" might very well be the greatest rock vocal of all time....

 
Gunny Highway 2009-04-01 10:19:13 AM  
Who are you subby? This is just a fluff story.

 
Smackledorfer 2009-04-01 10:21:19 AM  
Why would ozzy retire? He is obviously enjoying himsel and making money. Frankly, anyone who has ound a niche where they have un AND make money should have all the sel respect in the world.

/envious

 
Lumber Jack Off 2009-04-01 10:25:31 AM  
sad.

The Osbourne were the downfall of this once great, if not insane, musician. I lot of people lost all respect for the guy after that shiat.

 
DeltaX 2009-04-01 10:30:18 AM  
I thought he was busy fighting Arthas for the title of "Prince of Darkness".

 
linc654 2009-04-01 10:36:42 AM  
This headline is crap!
I actually saw the interview and was Ozzy clearly said was, "Imffrodinl ... devon sake moorg ... SHAROOONNNNN! Stick moof dezzin ... awl foork men gloob ...."

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 10:40:11 AM  
He's never gonna let us down.

 
zvoidx 2009-04-01 10:40:44 AM  

 
Great_Milenko 2009-04-01 10:47:08 AM  
Barton Fink: "Hole in the Sky" might very well be the greatest rock vocal of all time....

From one of the greatest underrated albums of all time and Ozzy's last good sabbath material.

Ozzy is dead to me now.

 
Smackledorfer 2009-04-01 10:56:40 AM  
Great_Milenko: Barton Fink: "Hole in the Sky" might very well be the greatest rock vocal of all time....

From one of the greatest underrated albums of all time and Ozzy's last good sabbath material.

Ozzy is dead to me now.


An ICP fan thinks he has any room to biatch about ozzie? Well, now I've seen everything.

 
Gunny Highway 2009-04-01 11:01:13 AM  
Smackledorfer: Great_Milenko: Barton Fink: "Hole in the Sky" might very well be the greatest rock vocal of all time....

From one of the greatest underrated albums of all time and Ozzy's last good sabbath material.

Ozzy is dead to me now.

An ICP fan thinks he has any room to biatch about ozzie? Well, now I've seen everything.


Juggalowned.

 
Guy Innagorillasuit [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 11:01:17 AM  
Lumber Jack Off: The Osbourne were the downfall of this once great, if not insane, musician.

He was never a great musician. Outside of Sabbath, the only decent output he's ever had was when he had Randy Rhoads in his band.

 
The Laughing Kookaburra 2009-04-01 11:04:50 AM  
Smackledorfer: Why would ozzy retire? He is obviously enjoying himsel and making money. Frankly, anyone who has ound a niche where they have un AND make money should have all the sel respect in the world.

/envious


F YOU.

 
jdog71 [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 11:18:02 AM  
Smackledorfer: Why would ozzy retire? He is obviously enjoying himsel and making money. Frankly, anyone who has ound a niche where they have un AND make money should have all the sel respect in the world.

/envious


I've ound'ed a few niches is my time, don't have much un, but I'm rollin' in the sel respect.

 
GoteamVenture 2009-04-01 11:21:14 AM  
soooo ozzfest is going to come back?

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 11:26:24 AM  
Bullshiat.

Everyone knows Ozzy's self-respect is stored in Sharon's cooter.

 
Burninate [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 11:39:25 AM  
Smackledorfer: Why would ozzy retire? He is obviously enjoying himsel and making money. Frankly, anyone who has ound a niche where they have un AND make money should have all the sel respect in the world.

/envious


Is your "f" key broken?

=P

 
NashMcNash 2009-04-01 11:40:16 AM  
His self respect is on the ground outside the Alamo.

/found it!

 
facisto 2009-04-01 11:43:56 AM  
Barton Fink: "Hole in the Sky" might very well be the greatest rock vocal of all time....

Agreed.

 
DecemberNitro 2009-04-01 11:57:22 AM  
facisto: Barton Fink: "Hole in the Sky" might very well be the greatest rock vocal of all time....

Agreed.


Apparently neither of you have heard "I Believe in a Thing Called Love"

 
Whatthefark 2009-04-01 11:58:26 AM  
The man loves what he does, you can't fault him for that. He's made millions of dollars and millions of fans around the world. Why should he retire.

Sharon should be shot and dragged through the village square for what she's done to sully his reputation though. Talk about riding someone's coattails. biatch.

 
EdNortonsTwin 2009-04-01 12:10:27 PM  
Hey, the man is a savant. In a Rainman sorta way.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-04-01 01:04:11 PM  
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-04-01 01:05:59 PM  
DecemberNitro
facisto: Barton Fink: "Hole in the Sky" might very well be the greatest rock vocal of all time....

Agreed.

Apparently neither of you have heard "I Believe in a Thing Called Love"


Or Peter Hammill, "Godbluff" era Van Der Graaf Generator

 
battery668 2009-04-01 02:16:00 PM  
Seeing him in that WoW commercial killed any respect I once had for the man.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-04-01 03:06:59 PM  
Ozzy's just doing it for the paychecks now.

 
purple helmet 2009-04-01 04:27:52 PM  
I was channel surfing last night and caught Ozzy playing host to some wedding, and then he sprayed the hell out of everyone with white foamy stuff out of a fire hose.

Blasted Sharon right in the side of the head at point blank range too.

Thus far, it's been my WTF moment of the week.

 
Ken VeryBigLiar 2009-04-01 04:47:13 PM  
Just to play Devil's Advocate, maybe he's trying to get back the money Warner Bros. and not to mention his dealers screwed him out of. Those contracts were atrocious (their management company basically owned everything) and the amount of blow that has gone through Ozzy can probably only be topped by Leslie West and Keith Richards.

/Supernaut FTW

 
Bobby Ive got propane in my urethra 2009-04-01 05:44:43 PM  
purple helmet: I was channel surfing last night and caught Ozzy playing host to some wedding, and then he sprayed the hell out of everyone with white foamy stuff out of a fire hose.

Blasted Sharon right in the side of the head at point blank range too.

Thus far, it's been my WTF moment of the week.


It's their new show. The Osbournes Reloaded or some shiat. It's pretty out there. I didn't like it. Pretty sophomoric humor coupled with Sharon, Jack, and the fat girl are enough to make me want to shoot myself...

 
bukketmaster 2009-04-01 06:06:09 PM  
He'll die soon enough as it is. Let him enjoy his senility.

/still not watching the show, though

 
SwingingJohnson 2009-04-01 09:07:34 PM  
Guy Innagorillasuit: Lumber Jack Off: The Osbourne were the downfall of this once great, if not insane, musician.

He was never a great musician. Outside of Sabbath, the only decent output he's ever had was when he had Randy Rhoads in his band.


"Mama I'm Coming Home" is a great post-Randy song.

 
FirstNationalBastard 2009-04-01 10:03:12 PM  
Guy Innagorillasuit: Lumber Jack Off: The Osbourne were the downfall of this once great, if not insane, musician.

He was never a great musician. Outside of Sabbath, the only decent output he's ever had was when he had Randy Rhoads in his band.


...and the saddest part of that is, because of Sharon, the original Randy Rhodes albums are unavailable anymore unless you find the right release of the CD from the 90s used somewhere. Otherwise, you're getting a shiatty, rerecorded version with replaced bass and drums.

 
NewHairGrowth 2009-04-02 09:10:51 AM  
Does anyone really think of Ozzy as a musician? Entertainer maybe but not musician. I am glad to hear he'll not retire, as I was worried I might be deprived the spectacle of a 70-year-old Ozzy wandering about the stage, mumbling whatever he can remember of "Crazy Train".

 
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