What "kids" are still interested in Spears?
Isn't that 9 flash-in-the-pans ago?

This just in: Britney Spears is a whore...

strangeguitar: What "kids" are still interested in Spears?
Isn't that 9 flash-in-the-pans ago?

And what "parent" hasn't looked at a television screen for ten seconds to see that perhaps Ms. Spears isn't the best role model for their children?

"Gosh, she's strung out on pills, randomly goes crazy and sings almost entirely about sex...cancel those tickets for "Sesame Street On Ice", honey! We're taking the kids to see Britney!"

outatime: strangeguitar: What "kids" are still interested in Spears?
Isn't that 9 flash-in-the-pans ago?

And what "parent" hasn't looked at a television screen for ten seconds to see that perhaps Ms. Spears isn't the best role model for their children?

"Gosh, she's strung out on pills, randomly goes crazy and sings almost entirely about sex...cancel those tickets for "Sesame Street On Ice", honey! We're taking the kids to see Britney!"

So This, I am so sick of hearing of parents being so shocked by the obvious.

Here's a Britney thread with a post speed of about 1 post per hour.

Does that mean that even the Farkers can't be arsed to mke fun of her? Does that mean that her 15 minutes are over soon??

What's the difference? Aren't most of the male dancers gay anyway? Or is that just Madonna circa 1988? It's just dancing, nothing more

The comments alone on that page are hilarious. Also, considering that there are only 11 of them and it's MTV.com, looks like they aren't exactly interested anymore either.

danny_kay: Here's a Britney thread with a post speed of about 1 post per hour.

Does that mean that even the Farkers can't be arsed to mke fun of her? Does that mean that her 15 minutes are over soon??

One can only hope.

britney is a good christian y'all.

not.

it's just music and dancing y'all.

not.

there's worse on the internet y'all.

damn right there is.

can i interest you in a washed up former
lolita just two steps from a donkey show in tijuana?

/yes, i'm talking to you, father of girl not at the gig.

Why is Britney considered "entertainment" except for trainwreck value?

Ugh.


"I am so bloody rich, ah hahaha...

I own apartment buildings and shopping centers, ah hahaha...

I only know three chords, ah hahaha...

Watch me burn... YOU FOOOOOOOLS."

Ahhhh, cry me a fukin' river you goddamn moral crusaders. Britney Spears sucks ass, how the hell do you expect her to sell tickets? If your gonna piss and moan, take your kids to those awful Jonas Brothers.....they make little girls geynes tingle.

I figure that the semi-nudity is there to divert attention from the total lack of talent.

The difference between a Britney Spears concert and a drunk chick singing karaoke is that the drunk chick is actually singing.

Cybernetic: I figure that the semi-nudity is there to divert attention from the total lack of talent.

The difference between a Britney Spears concert and a drunk chick singing karaoke is that the drunk chick is actually singing.

Wished I could give away +1's, cause you deserve that one, buddy

Johnny Chicago: Why is Britney considered "entertainment" except for trainwreck value?

Ugh.


"I am so bloody rich, ah hahaha...

I own apartment buildings and shopping centers, ah hahaha...

I only know three chords, ah hahaha...

Watch me burn... YOU FOOOOOOOLS."

That is one of the best songs of all time.

/what are you going to do? tickle me?

Just goes to show...parents pay zero attention to what their kids are interested in.

xnewnoisex: Johnny Chicago: Why is Britney considered "entertainment" except for trainwreck value?

Ugh.


"I am so bloody rich, ah hahaha...

I own apartment buildings and shopping centers, ah hahaha...

I only know three chords, ah hahaha...

Watch me burn... YOU FOOOOOOOLS."

That is one of the best songs of all time.

/what are you going to do? tickle me?

"I've talked to you and I've talked to you and I'm done talking to you!"

"Good, are you done spitting on me too?"

xnewnoisex: /what are you going to do? tickle me?

"What're you gonna do, ya pervert?"
"Oh wow maaan, that didn't even hurt. Oh wow... what're you tryna do, tickle me?"

What you said makes no sense in context.

I'm FrEED on the FarM to FRAK the COWs, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

/freakshow

GoodyearPimp: xnewnoisex: /what are you going to do? tickle me?

"What're you gonna do, ya pervert?"
"Oh wow maaan, that didn't even hurt. Oh wow... what're you tryna do, tickle me?"

What you said makes no sense in context.

You had to be there 35 years ago, buddy, when it made sense.

Had the picture 45 record of it, bought it for 79 cents.

Worth some good coin now.

It was played almost nonstop on the radio station WLS here in Chicago by John "Records" Landecker.

If you still don't know by now what it is and why it's funny, forget you.

So, is King of the Hill now considered a prophecy, or what?

why can't the Japanese hurry up and make a time machine already....



/I shall never forget the Britney that once was, and hate the hideous, floppy monstrosity it has become.
//would still hit it.

CheezDick
why can't the Japanese hurry up and make a time machine already....

/I shall never forget the Britney that once was, and hate the hideous, floppy monstrosity it has become.
//would still hit it.

Just as I am no longer 17, that Britney no longer exists. Holding on to it like she does is just going to make things worse.

/had that picture in my locker senior year, some of the girls thought it meant I was a teenybopper - but all of the guys knew what it was really about

mofomisfit: Just as I am no longer 17, that Britney no longer exists. Holding on to it like she does is just going to make things worse.

/had that picture in my locker senior year, some of the girls thought it meant I was a teenybopper - but all of the guys knew what it was really about

Yes, Virginia Mofomisfit, there is a Santa Claus younger Britney Spears. HeShe exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Clausyoung Britney Spears! It would be as dreary as if there were no VirginiasMofomisfits. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

CheezDick
mofomisfit: Just as I am no longer 17, that Britney no longer exists. Holding on to it like she does is just going to make things worse.

/had that picture in my locker senior year, some of the girls thought it meant I was a teenybopper - but all of the guys knew what it was really about

Yes, Virginia Mofomisfit, there is a Santa Claus younger Britney Spears. HeShe exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Clausyoung Britney Spears! It would be as dreary as if there were no VirginiasMofomisfits. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

I lol'd, but I'm not sure the world would be more dreary if there were no me's.

Freakshow "portion?" Her entire life and self ARE a freakshow!

Came for the King of the Hill reference. Leaves happy.

I've got tickets to see her when she comes to LA, so I'm getting a kick...

Seriously though, what the hell parent would bring a kid under 13 to see this show? If you've seen one of her music videos in the past 4 years, or for that matter, watched the news in the past 3 years, you know she's not really a "bring-the-kids" artist. Dumbasses.

I said it once and I'll say it again, when a woman is almost 30 yrs old, do you think shes up on stage wondering what little kids are thinking about of her? Hell no, shes thinking about how many guys she can make horny or how much money she can make being a slut.

alexcassidy: I've got tickets to see her when she comes to LA

Know how I know you're gay?

Ive come up with my own lyrics to Circus, "There are 2 types of guys out there, ones that will hang with me and ones that dont care"

I know a lot of guys that dont give sh*t for that whore

alexcassidy: I've got tickets to see her when she comes to LA, so I'm getting a kick...

Seriously though, what the hell parent would bring a kid under 13 to see this show? If you've seen one of her music videos in the past 4 years, or for that matter, watched the news in the past 3 years, you know she's not really an "bring-the-kids" artist. Dumbasses.

FTFY

Johnny Chicago: GoodyearPimp: xnewnoisex: /what are you going to do? tickle me?

"What're you gonna do, ya pervert?"
"Oh wow maaan, that didn't even hurt. Oh wow... what're you tryna do, tickle me?"

What you said makes no sense in context.

You had to e there 35 years ago, uddy, when it made sense.

Had the picture 45 record of it, ought it for 79 cents.

Worth some good coin now.

It was played almost nonstop on the radio station WLS here in Chicago y John "Records" Landecker.

If you still don't know y now what it is and why it's funny, forget you.

Earache my eye! How would you like a uttache?

/no not that way you pervs
//Records truly was his middle name

I don't see how the tag is appropriate, unless it's referring to Spears. She's marketed to teenage and preteen girls, so there ought to be some kind of parental advisement if she's going to do that crap.

...can't imagine why anyone would want to see that anyhow...

airbornbrian: I don't see how the tag is appropriate, unless it's referring to Spears. She's marketed to teenage and preteen girls, so there ought to be some kind of parental advisement if she's going to do that crap.

...can't imagine why anyone would want to see that anyhow...

She WAS marketed to that audience, probably 5 years ago. Now, there is no question that her material is aimed at an older audience.

Britney hans't been marketed to the tweens since the first shot of her ample shaved hoo ha hit the 'tubes. Slut City, Arizona and you take your kdis? Morans.

She went too far when she did Im a Slave for you with the dirty video of her panting and sweating. To me thats not marketing to teens, if anything its encouraging that act like tramps

I hope that the next generation of parents, those that grew up with basic cable as a staple of the family home and seen how it has changed over the years, will be a lot smarter. This is what I hope a good parent would think.

"There's a lot of ways that kids can access material that I think they shouldn't look at. And chances are I'm not going to be able to keep up with the technological advances, just like my parents couldn't. I guess I'll have to be a good parent in order to prevent anything terrible from happening."

instead of...
"V-Chip! Blocked internet access! Full supervision during internet and TV time!"

Does anyone who posts on Fark really go to a Britney show? Come to think of it, what is her demo these days? Surely it isn't tweens - Milly Cirus has that covered - and I cannot imagine adults going to such a thing. Gay men, perhaps?