You know, I like women of all shapes, sizes, ethnicities, whatever... Give me sharp knees, give a little extra cushion, I don't care. Tall, short, doesn't matter.

But everytime I see this chick, I just get instantly turned off because I've never, ever, ever seen her with a different facial expression. Just once, Allison, smile. OK? Maybe show an O face. Just looking at her makes me a little limp, because it's like she's mad at me in every pose she does.