Well, they were whores on Wall Street, so I don't see this as anything but a step up, really.

Over in 1.

It's real to me!

Nipples.

MisterBill: Well, they were whores on Wall Street, so I don't see this as anything but a step up, really.

No shiat. At least strippers earn their "bonuses".

Of course they weren't turning to stripping-- these people aren't out to tease you, they're out to fark you!

Like I want to see a bunch of wall streeters nekkid.

Damn, NOW where am I gonna get my business-woman fetish on?

Hell, they STILL need to stimulate my needs.

Dialectic: Hell, they STILL need to stimulate my needs.

Why don't you offer them your stimulus package?

i heart chaos called it here (new window)

MisterBill: Well, they were whores on Wall Street, so I don't see this as anything but a step up, really.

thread over in 1 lol

er here (new window)

DAMMIT

here (new window)

fine. it's truncating the link:

http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/ny-post-reports-financial-hardship-turns-pro f essionals-strippers-ihc-calls-story-bullshiat-ne

cranberryzero:

Here, I got it to work:

Link (new window)

Of course its not the Executives that are stripping, its there ex-Mistresses.

set up for best fark post ever, complete: and here it comes!

First, the boobies:



Second, the whaarblegaaarble: mctom can put on an Obama t-shirt and walk through the RNC headquarters for being so spectacularly unfunny.

Lastly, the helpful: Fark has a scratchpad thread, which only you and the mods can view your posts in. It's right here: http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=69#new Feel free to use this thread to test pic posting or linking issues!

Wasn't this pretty obviously full of crap? Do these guys even lose their jobs if they screw up? Just because they're as accurate as random chance doesn't mean they're any worse than any other stock broker.

yaanu: Damn, NOW where am I gonna get my business-woman fetish on?

In other words, this thread is useless without pics.

Rohasman: Second, the whaarblegaaarble: mctom can put on an Obama t-shirt and walk through the RNC headquarters for being so spectacularly unfunny.

A little sand in the vagina there?

the only thing wallstreet workers are good at is stripping the money/wealth from middle/working class people and getting away with it.

I could see the hot ones saying something like... "I'll show you MY dividends"
lol

pics or it didn't happen...oh wait (damn)

nikitas84: I could see the hot ones saying something like... "I'll show you MY dividends"
lol

I'd like to split that stock and liquidate my assets.

Searched the web and couldn't find any Wall Streeters who admitted on their websites to becoming strippers -- except for one? That's some fine investigative reporting there, Lou...er, Jamie.

mctom

Why don't you offer them your stimulus package?

I've got a direct deposit fo' all the sexy ladies in this hizzo! (new window)

They just found that it wasn't as easy as it looked from their usual perspective.

Wall Street pole dancer? (^)

FoxNews made up a lie? GTFO!!!!

It's 10-1 that the Wall Street Journal doesn't change its name.

Fano: Like I want to see a bunch of wall streeters nekkid.

My thought. Do you really want to see a bunch of hairy old bankers and power brokers without anything on? For every hot girl with a tight skirt, there's 45 old men with saggy balls.

what do you expect, when they pay these girls one dollar a year?

OK, I used to work for Morgan Stanley Dean Witter and I wouldn't have paid a nickle to see any of the analysts get naked.

One of the first nudie mags I got was Playboy '89

Rohasman: set up for best fark post ever, complete: and here it comes!

First, the boobies:



Second, the whaarblegaaarble: mctom can put on an Obama t-shirt and walk through the RNC headquarters for being so spectacularly unfunny.

Lastly, the helpful: Fark has a scratchpad thread, which only you and the mods can view your posts in. It's right here: http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=69#new Feel free to use this thread to test pic posting or linking issues!

cranberryzero: fine. it's truncating the link:

Actually, no, it's filter-pwning the link, and then after filter-pwning it, it says "Oh, wait, now it's broken. I'll just strip it for you after your last chance to verify it isn't broken."

You can TinyURL it, but paste the bare link in your post. If you try to make it a link, FARK seems to follow TinyURLs to get the original non-TinyURL, and then proceed to apply the above filter-pwn fail.

im14u2c: You can TinyURL it, but paste the bare link in your post.

Errr, I meant "bare URL."