A gub? You mean a guppy, right? I'm scared to death of those things.

Great reference, subby!

FTA: "According to 3rd District Police Cmdr. George Kucik, the robber handed an employee a note. When the employee had trouble reading the handwriting and sought help from a manager, the robber fled."

Actual surveillance camera video (new window)

/stubmitter

I love you subby.

Apt natural.

OK...will someone please explain the gub reference?

St_Francis_P: OK...will someone please explain the gub reference?

"Bananas" or "Take the Money and Run" it all kinds of blurs together.

brap: St_Francis_P: OK...will someone please explain the gub reference?

"Bananas" or "Take the Money and Run" it all kinds of blurs together.

OK, thanks.

You HAVE to be stupid to rob a bank.

Of all the ways to steal money, that has to be one of the worst.

It's Take the Money and Run.

Virgil Starkwell approves.

He'll try to worm his way out of the charges.

He said police have added two foot patrol officers in the area.


Midget cops?

Here's the scene. Link (new window)

"I'm sorry, I have a cold."

and there are few things more fearsome than a gub.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: "I'm sorry, I have a cold."

Well played.

Also, +3 to subby for the sadly slightly obscure reference.

When gubs are outwawed, only outwaws will have gubs.

Woody Allen sucks.

The employee should've known that the note had to be initialed by a vice president, and not a manager.

Are we 2/3 of the way to a banana trifecta?



This day is bananas!

/I'm sorry

Class Apt

I'm just here to applaud Subby

vudukungfu: He said police have added two foot patrol officers in the area.


Midget cops?

No, foot soldiers.
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love the take the money reference

Gub? They crossed a bear cub with a .44?

The Gunslinger Roland: Woody Allen sucks.

Many prefer the earlier, funnier movies...

Wanted for questioning.

studebaker hoch: You HAVE to be stupid to rob a bank.

Of all the ways to steal money, that has to be one of the worst.

As a former banker, let me assure you a smart armed robber could get more at a bank than just about anywhere else, with less risk. You'd have to know which banks to rob, and when to rob them, but you'd have much less risk than just about any other frequently robbed place. One of my former employers could easily be taken for hundreds of thousands.

GUB!
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I'm glad that they have handgun registration in DC that keeps gun crime down.

Oh wait

"An off-duty Montgomery County police officer was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol Friday night after he allegedly ran into a concrete barrier while driving a take-home police cruiser"

i think subbie missed a better story
/bacon gets greased, and slips into a wall?

SpacePunk: I'm glad that they have handgun registration in DC that keeps gun crime down.

Oh wait

Unless you are rueing the sad state of penmanship, I think you may want to work on your gun ragemanship, as I fear you have widely missed your mark.

"A suggestion has been made that we could use an 04 WW Nug. Yeah that's right sir.

A Nug so that we can uh, uh... What's a Nug sir? A Nug is a gun sir. A 40 mm Gun."

"We definitely do not need a nug!"

"After talking to her for 15 minutes I was in live. After 30 minutes, I completely forgot about stealing her purse"

or rather I was in Love

Interesting, wouldn't have pegged him for a Reznor fan...

Man, they could have bought a couple of jumbo pizza slices in Adams Morgan.

More at http://www.thedctraveler.com/now-thats-a-jumbo-slice-of-pizza/

What a Sleeper, I met Annie and Alice in the hallway in Manhattan once when I had one of those Radio Days.

What good are midget patrol officers going to do?

"The robber, and the rest of the chain gang escapees, got away disguised as an immense charm bracelet."

Great movie!!

vudukungfu: He said police have added two foot patrol officers in the area.


Midget cops?

I read it as them having 2 feet... that maybe the previous amputees they had on patrol weren't adequate.

I farkibg hate Woody Alleb. His movies are for shiat abd he's bot eveb fubby.

Say what you want about Woody Allen, but I have rarely laughed so hard as when I saw the scene in that film where he's the cello player in a marching band...

kingbad: "The robber, and the rest of the chain gang escapees, got away disguised as an immense charm bracelet."

Great movie!!

I lol'd when the teller says the note has to be initialed by one of their vice presidents. "It's policy."

Joelogon: Actual surveillance camera video (new window)

Including this still...

That's one of the few Woody Allen films I haven't seen. However, I just placed it on my Netflix queue.

The_Johnny_Danger: Interesting, wouldn't have pegged him for a Reznor fan...

came for the Pigface reference.

thank you much!

Gubs don't kill people, people kill people.