My grandfather made the best blintzes and latkes. I should really get the recipe off my mom...

The best latkas I ever had in my life were a little portable stand (sort of like a roach coach) that would park outside the cathedral in Cologne, Germany.

I have made them myself a few times, and they were not bad, but those greasy things from Germany were to die for. I hate to think how many calories one had!

Kosher Tequila...sounds like a stripper name

'Round here it's called "Cinco de Drinko"


Oy!

Oh big deal. Dump a cup of sugar into a bottle of Cuervo and save yourself the money.

This is stupid because all tequila is kosher.

Appropriate yamaka?

crimsin23: This is stupid because all tequila is kosher.

Some brands contain non-vegetable glycerin which is not.

H_is_for_Heretic:

Some brands contain non-vegetable glycerin which is not.

WTF? Who's been putting meat in my tequila??

I never remember when cinco de mayo is though....

Can't wait 'til they come up with Kosher Baby Back Ribs!

WTF is all this pandering for Jews? WTF? There are more atheists than Jews and yet there is a tip-toe, compaisant culture for Jews.
I'll start my own religion, call it the "Do-as-my-beliefs-dictate-or-you-will-be-sued-and-blacklisted-for-all-time" religion. First commandment is "Thou shalt not piss me off"

fusillade762:

WTF? Who's been putting meat in my tequila??

It's only for gold-brown and reposado tequila because it's aged Glycerin may be added for concerns of color, flavoring,and density. All they have is a list of what's ok-

* Agave 99 (with OU)
* Don Bernardo G (with OU)
* El Diamante Del Cielo (with OU)
* Herrudura
* Salusa
* Sol Dios Anejo (OU)
* Sol Dios Platinum / Blanco (OU)
* Stallion (with OU)
* Tonala (with OU)

WildMonkey: WTF is all this pandering for Jews? WTF? There are more atheists than Jews and yet there is a tip-toe, compaisant culture for Jews.
I'll start my own religion, call it the "Do-as-my-beliefs-dictate-or-you-will-be-sued-and-blacklisted-for-all-time" religion. First commandment is "Thou shalt not piss me off"

Looks like you're getting a hang of that religion thing.

H_is_for_Heretic: Appropriate yamaka?

It's yarmulke... as everyone knows, a Yamaka is a jewish motorcycle.

Meh. It's not as though they figured out how to make kosher Mezcal.

WildMonkey: WTF is all this pandering for Jews? WTF? There are more atheists than Jews and yet there is a tip-toe, compaisant culture for Jews.
I'll start my own religion, call it the "Do-as-my-beliefs-dictate-or-you-will-be-sued-and-blacklisted-for-all-time" religion. First commandment is "Thou shalt not piss me off"
$$$$$$$$$$$

WildMonkey: WTF is all this pandering for Jews? WTF? There are more atheists than Jews and yet there is a tip-toe, compaisant culture for Jews.
I'll start my own religion, call it the "Do-as-my-beliefs-dictate-or-you-will-be-sued-and-blacklisted-for-all-time" religion. First commandment is "Thou shalt not piss me off"

Do not feed the troll.

Submitter:Just in time for Cinco de Mayo

It's still farkin' March, pendejo.

buzzvert: H_is_for_Heretic: Appropriate yamaka?

It's yarmulke... as everyone knows, a Yamaka is a jewish motorcycle.

You're completely right- stupid goy google corrections.

Silver says a half million cases of the 99-proof kosher tequila are being produced at a Mexican plant using methods certified by a rabbi. It will retail for $41.95 a bottle.


Just so you know: the stereotype is that Jews like money a lot. Just sayin', man.

Dietary laws, in this day and age, are the stupidest of all those silly superstitions. It might have made sense when they were first written, but now?

The Duke of Carrot Flowers: Dietary laws, in this day and age, are the stupidest of all those silly superstitions. It might have made sense when they were first written, but now?

Said it in another thread- being jewish is about being jewish. It's about retaining an identity and connection to something bigger than yourself. To not do those things would be like letting part of yourself die. On subjects of science, ethics, and tolerance I've found jews to be some of the most reasonable people on earth. This isn't about that. Or at least that's how it was explained to me.

buzzvert: H_is_for_Heretic: Appropriate yamaka?

It's yarmulke... as everyone knows, a Yamaka is a jewish motorcycle.

that almost made me send the tea i was drinking out my nose

Gefiltefish burrito. Om nom nom nom

H_is_for_Heretic: Said it in another thread- being jewish is about being jewish. It's about retaining an identity and connection to something bigger than yourself. To not do those things would be like letting part of yourself die.

If your national identity is that connected to arbitrary dietary laws, you might want to reconsider some things. Tradition shouldn't be use as an excuse to do stupid things.

Uh : "used", not "use"

The Duke of Carrot Flowers: Tradition shouldn't be used as an excuse to do stupid things.

Tradition: The annual celebration of the battle of Camerone primarily consists of getting drunk as a pig for 2 days. Does that fall under "stupid", or "awesome"? (OK, it's French, not Jewish, but I'm sort of short on time....)

The Duke of Carrot Flowers:

If your national identity is that connected to arbitrary dietary laws, you might want to reconsider some things. Tradition shouldn't be use as an excuse to do stupid things.

Amen, and what are you, crazy? Just be thrilled their arbitrary traditions don't involve smiting infidels or cutting out clits. And the cane-sugar coke is delicious, believe the hype.

WildMonkey: WTF is all this pandering for Jews? WTF? There are more atheists than Jews and yet there is a tip-toe, compaisant culture for Jews.
I'll start my own religion, call it the "Do-as-my-beliefs-dictate-or-you-will-be-sued-and-blacklisted-for-all-time" religion. First commandment is "Thou shalt not piss me off"

Sorry, but someone already came up with Scientology.

danceswithcrows: The Duke of Carrot Flowers: Tradition shouldn't be used as an excuse to do stupid things.

Tradition: The annual celebration of the battle of Camerone primarily consists of getting drunk as a pig for 2 days. Does that fall under "stupid", or "awesome"? (OK, it's French, not Jewish, but I'm sort of short on time....)

It's obviously awesome! "Don't eat pork" is stupid. "Drink a lot" is great. It's easy.

H_is_for_Heretic: Amen, and what are you, crazy? Just be thrilled their arbitrary traditions don't involve smiting infidels or cutting out clits. And the cane-sugar coke is delicious, believe the hype.

Oh, believe me, I am glad of the fact that their traditions are mostly benign. Jews are among the least annoying religious groups that I've known. Also, I have a lot of respect for their culture's emphasis on fancy book learnin'. It's just, you know, religious superstitions all seems so ridiculous when you're outside looking in.

The Duke of Carrot Flowers: H_is_for_Heretic: Amen, and what are you, crazy? Just be thrilled their arbitrary traditions don't involve smiting infidels or cutting out clits. And the cane-sugar coke is delicious, believe the hype.

Oh, believe me, I am glad of the fact that their traditions are mostly benign. Jews are among the least annoying religious groups that I've known. Also, I have a lot of respect for their culture's emphasis on fancy book learnin'. It's just, you know, religious superstitions all seems so ridiculous when you're outside looking in.

A lot of jews keep kosher for ethical reasons. There are some bizarre rules (actually not that bizarre considering modern food hygiene is less than 100 years old), but kosher meat is also meat that has been slaughtered in a humane fashion. Sometimes even going futher . Then, of course, there's eco kosher.

But this is fark.com, so LOL JEWS ARE TEH STUPIT.

The Duke of Carrot Flowers: Dietary laws, in this day and age, are the stupidest of all those silly superstitions. It might have made sense when they were first written, but now?

So why do we have the FDA?

Oh.. you someone elses dietary laws.

PoopStain: I really need someone who can cook latkas. The Irish and the Jews command potatoes. We farking Spanish seem to command corn

Now that's ironic
... considering Taters first arrived in England and thus Ireland when Sir Francis Drake brought them back from his expedition the New World. They are indigenous to South America, same with Tomatoes. Which might also be why their name's are so similar.

smileynyc:
So why do we have the FDA?
Oh.. you someone elses dietary laws.

Aw, c'mon, however badly they execute it, the intention of the FDA is logical. Religious laws are often not.

The Duke of Carrot Flowers: If your national identity is that connected to arbitrary dietary laws, you might want to reconsider some things. Tradition shouldn't be use as an excuse to do stupid things.

Just because you don't understand something, that doesn't make it stupid.

crimsin23: Just because you don't understand something, that doesn't make it stupid.

What a well thought-out argument. Care to explain Jewish dietary laws to me, oh you of great wisdom?

Difficulty, no appeal to tradition or G*d.

H_is_for_Heretic: smileynyc:
So why do we have the FDA?
Oh.. you someone elses dietary laws.

Aw, c'mon, however badly they execute it, the intention of the FDA is logical. Religious laws are often not.

That depends on who you ask. The people who keep Kosher think it makes sense. The Lord wrote the bible, this law is in the bible, therefore I should follow this law.

You may or may not believe in it. But it is logical.

The Duke of Carrot Flowers: Not eating bacon has nothing to do with ethics. It's illogical and, yes, stupid.

Well, if you're conscious about your health, not eating bacon is wise.

PoopStain: I'm a spic.

I love to drink. If this helps the Jews come to my table, I welcome you all. Tequila is the great equalizer.

I really need someone who can cook latkas. The Irish and the Jews command potatoes. We farking Spanish seem to command corn.

I envision a party with the best food ever envisioned by mankind...

If you want great food why are you inviting the jewish and irish?

Chuy asking the price of bread was hilarious a few weeks ago. (any other CL fans in here?)

Fark is really concerned with helping its users find appropriate kosher beverages today. Did JDate recently become a sponsor?

PoopStain: Props are to be given to the Jews and the Irish - they make some magic out of the raw materials.

What the hell are you talking about? The Jews and the Irish are the worst cooks in the world. Hell, there are more Etheopian restaurants than there are Jewish and Irish restauants.

It's not Fark, It's JEWS.com

PoopStain: That is absolutely not true.

Deli.

That's a load of B'Shevat

PoopStain: That is absolutely not true.

Deli.

This.

Jimmy Scheisskopf: PoopStain: That is absolutely not true.

Deli.

This.

So as long as it gets no more complicated than meat, cheese, and bread, they do just fine.

PoopStain: GimpyNip: What the hell are you talking about? The Jews and the Irish are the worst cooks in the world. Hell, there are more Etheopian restaurants than there are Jewish and Irish restauants.

That is absolutely not true.

Deli.

Mmmmmmm. Kinish!

PoopStain: Tequila is the great equalizer neutralizer.

FIFM.

/One tequila
//Two tequila
///Three tequila
////Floor!

What the hell is wrong with Christian tequila? I'm going to market a brand blessed by an Episcopal priest.