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(MSNBC) Scary 90 year old man finally receives pilot's license, promptly seeks out the Red Baron who killed his father   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 52
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Talon [TotalFark] 2009-03-29 01:07:15 PM  
Farmer's markets of the world... beware!

 
I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma 2009-03-29 03:43:25 PM  
At least he is not oriental

 
SamFlagg [TotalFark] 2009-03-29 03:43:59 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com

Curse you Red Baron!

 
special20 2009-03-29 03:44:07 PM  
Unavailable for comment:
i252.photobucket.com

 
MontgomeryBurns 2009-03-29 03:44:49 PM  
img161.imageshack.us

Approves...

 
mark12A 2009-03-29 03:49:19 PM  
PILOT LICENSES DON'T EXPIRE! There is no expiration date. Medical certificates do expire, and must be renewed every three years (third class) or every six months (first class). And you have to get a check ride with an instructor every two years. So all he really needed was the physical and to pass a check ride. Stupid media.

 
rabidferret 2009-03-29 03:51:43 PM  
heateatreview.com

approves.

 
Young Rory Calhoun 2009-03-29 03:57:27 PM  
I had to read the article to make sure the Red Baron thing was a joke. I feel dumb.

 
Bomb Mecca 2009-03-29 04:01:25 PM  
Well the Red Baron could have killed his father since he was born in 1918. It could also have been the Spanish Flu or bloodthirsty Turks.

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2009-03-29 04:01:35 PM  

 
litespeed74 2009-03-29 04:02:12 PM  
Way to go old man! I hope I am as active as him when I'm 91.

/probably keeps him young

 
Premier Dan 2009-03-29 04:02:20 PM  
so if i see a pane going across the sky with the turn signal on for miles i'll assume it's him.

 
turtleking 2009-03-29 04:04:48 PM  
the red baron had 6 fingers on his left hand ?

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2009-03-29 04:04:49 PM  
Premier Dan: so if i see a plane going across the sky with the turn signal on for miles i'll assume it's him.

and if the plane lands in the local farmer's market?

 
Somacandra [TotalFark] 2009-03-29 04:07:18 PM  
img1.picturewizard.com

One of the greatest novelty LP's of the 1970's. And of course it starts with the relevant classic at hand (new window).

 
Darth Cheney 2009-03-29 04:07:18 PM  
SEATTLE -- Maury Marler is 90-years-old is getting his wings as a student pilot.

"I don't feel like I'm 91, either," said Marler.


hmm...

 
pacified 2009-03-29 04:09:44 PM  
i lol'ed subby

 
farkin_Gary [TotalFark] 2009-03-29 04:10:05 PM  
i10.photobucket.com

i10.photobucket.com

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-03-29 04:10:21 PM  
turtleking: the red baron had 6 fingers on his left hand ?

I heard he had 30 god damn dicks.

 
Philly 2009-03-29 04:13:51 PM  
litespeed74: Way to go old man! I hope I am as active as him when I'm 91.

/probably keeps him young


A lot of money, but good luck with that!

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2009-03-29 04:17:16 PM  
mark12A: PILOT LICENSES DON'T EXPIRE! There is no expiration date. Medical certificates do expire, and must be renewed every three years (third class) or every six months (first class). And you have to get a check ride with an instructor every two years. So all he really needed was the physical and to pass a check ride. Stupid media.

The 2 year check ride wasn't required, either, until recently. Before that, you were on your own.

I like the new plastic ones, tho. Most people look at the pics of the Wright Brothers and say it's not a good picture of me.

 
D'Annunzio 2009-03-29 04:20:34 PM  
turtleking: the red baron had 6 fingers on his left hand ?

Antonio Alfonseca gives him a high 6.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-03-29 04:21:08 PM  
No airplane thread is complete without one of these:

www.grcomputers.net

 
KidneyStone 2009-03-29 04:25:30 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: No airplane thread is complete without one of these

What if the thread is about jets?

 
Outlaw2097 2009-03-29 04:27:07 PM  
orville...you ARE the father

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-03-29 04:27:32 PM  
KidneyStone: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: No airplane thread is complete without one of these

What if the thread is about jets?


i126.photobucket.com

How's that?

 
kabloink 2009-03-29 04:29:26 PM  
KidneyStone: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: No airplane thread is complete without one of these

What if the thread is about jets?


Then you have pictures of Westside Story.

 
PokeyMon 2009-03-29 04:31:14 PM  
He flies with an iPod, rocking to "Going Down". Jeff Beck Group...

 
NYRBill 2009-03-29 04:33:49 PM  
turtleking: the red baron had 6 fingers on his left hand ?

i230.photobucket.com
prepare to die

 
LeroyBourne 2009-03-29 04:36:38 PM  
davidstjames.net

Was it this guy?

 
rbuzby 2009-03-29 04:47:42 PM  
The Red Baron was killed by a Canadian guy, so lay off Canada once in a while.

Back around '91 I installed the carpet at Galvin where this guy learned to fly in Seattle. Yes, that means I had a part in his achievement.

 
Gawdzila 2009-03-29 04:56:59 PM  
TFA: Maury Marler is 90-years-old is and is getting his wings as a student pilot.

Grammar Fail.
On the first line, no less.


TFA: 90-year-old getting his pilot's license
...
"I don't feel like I'm 91, either," said Marler.


Umm...

 
genki831 2009-03-29 04:57:04 PM  
Young Rory Calhoun: I had to read the article to make sure the Red Baron thing was a joke. I feel dumb.

ditto

 
genki831 2009-03-29 05:00:49 PM  
genki831: Young Rory Calhoun: I had to read the article to make sure the Red Baron thing was a joke. I feel dumb.

ditto


Although when I imagined an old geezer in a old timey biplane flying around Europe yelling "Damn you Red Baron!" and pumping his fist it was worth the moment of stupidity.

 
dukeblue219 2009-03-29 05:40:36 PM  
mark12A: PILOT LICENSES DON'T EXPIRE!

True, but I want to say certificates issued prior to 1946 aren't valid at all anymore. I don't have a FAR/AIM handy at work... does this ring a bell to anyone else?

 
dukeblue219 2009-03-29 05:43:33 PM  
Found it: Section 61.11 of the FAR

(b) The following pilot certificates and ratings have expired and will not be reissued:

(1) An airline transport pilot certificate issued before May 1, 1949, or an airline transport pilot certificate that contains a horsepower limitation;

(2) A private or commercial pilot certificate issued before July 1, 1945;

 
eofk [TotalFark] 2009-03-29 06:44:52 PM  
www.theflickchicks.com

Order you off their lawn.

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2009-03-29 06:52:40 PM  
Um, what's that movie with a doll (????) of the Red Baron flying around in a small plane shooting people? God it was terrible. I must see it again!

 
FrancesWhiteFlag 2009-03-29 07:09:43 PM  
FTFA: "Marler says he will only fly if he can do it safely."

This will limit itself, no?

 
MasterPython 2009-03-29 07:31:48 PM  
rbuzby: The Red Baron was killed by a Canadian guy, so lay off Canada once in a while.

Now they are saying it was an Australian guy.

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2009-03-29 07:40:57 PM  
MasterPython: rbuzby: The Red Baron was killed by a Canadian guy, so lay off Canada once in a while.

Now they are saying it was an Australian guy.


It's a student license. He's still working on a real one. Or not. As usual, the article doesn't give much info.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-29 07:48:37 PM  
SamFlagg:
***pic of Snoopy on doghouse monument***
Curse you Red Baron!


That..is..AWESOME!

As tacky as licensed headstones are, I SO would have had that for my little sister's if she wasn't already sharing one with our mom! Ah, well.

/Even tackier is when monument companies have a teeny tiny placard of their company name glued somewhere on the headstone.

 
emb120capt 2009-03-29 09:38:38 PM  
Third class medicals are now good for 5 years

 
Darth Nastyperson 2009-03-29 10:25:17 PM  
MasterPython: rbuzby: The Red Baron was killed by a Canadian guy, so lay off Canada once in a while.

Now they are saying it was an Australian guy.


It was either the Canadian Pilot, or the Australian AA gunner.

/I reckon it was the latter
//not that I'm biased...

 
TheOtherDub 2009-03-29 10:34:50 PM  

 
syzygy whizz [TotalFark] 2009-03-29 10:59:11 PM  
Ought to have had the "SPIFFY" or "COOL" tag...

 
Young Rory Calhoun 2009-03-29 11:40:48 PM  
genki831: genki831: Young Rory Calhoun: I had to read the article to make sure the Red Baron thing was a joke. I feel dumb.

ditto

Although when I imagined an old geezer in a old timey biplane flying around Europe yelling "Damn you Red Baron!" and pumping his fist it was worth the moment of stupidity.


It'd be kinda like Don Quixote, but with planes! and different!

 
Grand_Moff_Joseph 2009-03-29 11:52:17 PM  
Came here for the nod to Inigo Montoya...leaving happy. :)

 
The Noble Rot 2009-03-30 12:01:30 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: turtleking: the red baron had 6 fingers on his left hand ?

I heard he had 30 god damn dicks.


You just made me laugh so hard I actually, physically cried.

/owes me a new sense of pride.

 
EnglishChef PolishInventor GermanHumanitarian 2009-03-30 03:14:28 AM  
I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma 2009-03-29 03:43:25 PM
At least he is not oriental


My instructor is Japanese and he is a great pilot.

/female pilots on the other hand...

 
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