In a related story: Hundreds of TFers just peeled out of their driveways and are currently hightailing it to Denver.

There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.



/Obligatory

Mom?

Giggity

You and me both, Denver police.

She's home safe.


Honey?

Found Her! but it turns out she was a he with a wig on.

I can't lie, I'd hit it.

/Michael is on it

I'd diminish most of her other capacities given half a chance.

cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.



/Obligatory

Is that next to Denver Airport? I thought I saw something like that on the way out from the terminal but couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Zatoichi X: /Michael is on it

Mister F....

She is at my ex-wife´s house.

The Banana Thug: ... couldn't believe what I was seeing.

You have a lot of company.

wow does anyone else live there?

The Banana Thug: ... couldn't believe what I was seeing.

You have a lot of company.

That possessed satan horse scares the bejeezus out of me every time i drive home from the airport at night

how intelligent can you be and still get described as having a diminished mental capacity?

is she retarded?

if so, shouldn't that be put in there? should i be assuming she is retarded?

if she's not, is she smart enough to see that article and be pissed later?

/curiosity

cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

There's also:

and

/both hawt

funny headline is funny. +1

cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.



/Obligatory

I hear it is fueled by the countless souls John Elway crushed.

Mr.F?

She's cute, too. Except I don't think she's all there, you know? 'Course, not all of her has to be.

Denver police looking for a missing adult female "wearing very little and with a diminished mental capacity"

Mmm. Aren't we all.

Harsh..but fair.

I used to be a mentally diminished missing female in Denver so, I am really getting a kick out of this thread

I am sorry for the previous post I submitted. Not only did I belittle retarded people every where, I am sure I made some people though up dinner.

th35c5
I used to be a mentally diminished missing female in Denver so, I am really getting a kick out of this thread

So you're no longer missing.

Burn14Me: I am sorry for the previous post I submitted. Not only did I belittle retarded people every where, I am sure I made some people though up dinner.

You are allowed to mock your own kind, it is in the bylaws.

giygasgirl: how intelligent can you be and still get described as having a diminished mental capacity?

is she retarded?

if so, shouldn't that be put in there? should i be assuming she is retarded?

if she's not, is she smart enough to see that article and be pissed later?

/curiosity

"retarded" isn't a medical term, it's an insult.

/yes it started as a medical term
//as a catch all for people with mental disorders
///for purposes of cattling them

Burn14Me: I am sorry for the previous post I submitted. Not only did I belittle retarded people every where, I am sure I made some people though up dinner.



I'm curious - how do people 'though' up dinner? And you 'thought' you only talked about retards...

Focusin: cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

There's also:

and

/both hawt

The bear looking in the window is very cool - does it have a name? We have nothing like that here in Philadelphia. We just have a huge clothes pin, statutes of Frank Rizzo and a gabazillion garish murals painted on the sides of buildings.

I used to think the murals were cool, but it's getting out of hand. They are everywhere, and seem to reproduce themselves without human intervention. Scary.

The Banana Thug: cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

/Obligatory

Is that next to Denver Airport? I thought I saw something like that on the way out from the terminal but couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Just think, that giant blue nightmare only took 15 years to finish and cost a mere $300,000.
It's quite possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen and yet, I look forward to seeing it everytime I go to the airport.

I think the horse is awesome, personally. I love seeing it at DIA.

As for Denver and women, there sure are a lot of stuck up, too-busy, weirdly-brained women in Denver. I thought it was myself until I started asking around about it. Just something about Denver, apparently.

muckin refarkable: The Banana Thug: cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

/Obligatory

Is that next to Denver Airport? I thought I saw something like that on the way out from the terminal but couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Just think, that giant blue nightmare only took 15 years to finish and cost a mere $300,000.
It's quite possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen and yet, I look forward to seeing it everytime I go to the airport.

killed its creator too didnt it? literally.

And I thought PDX was weird..

Focusin: cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

Those aren't even the weirdest we've got here. I present to thee:



The Yearling. This is always the first thing I show to people new to D-Town.

Knara: I think the horse is awesome, personally. I love seeing it at DIA.

As for Denver and women, there sure are a lot of stuck up, too-busy, weirdly-brained women in Denver. I thought it was myself until I started asking around about it. Just something about Denver, apparently.

Could be the thin air. I managed to wrangle myself a sane one.

/Mostly sane.

5'2" and 150 pounds?

That headline pretty much sums up my criteria for a successful Saturday night date.

Ouch subby, harsh.

y'all make me gag.

Maybe she's just getting funky
/funky hot

"She's cute, too. Except I don't think she's all there, you know? 'Course, not all of her has to be."

Excellent Firefly reference.

/Laughs at headline ...

"It's funny 'cause its true"....

Jamieboy: Focusin: cryinoutloud: There's a lot of strange shiat in Denver, I hear.

There's also:

and

/both hawt

The bear looking in the window is very cool - does it have a name?

The piece is called: Convention Center Bear Is Watching You Masturbate (and convene).

Man the harpoons picture
bingethinker: 5'2" and 150 pounds?

Not really. See this for details.
5'2 150 pounds

There are only 250,000 women or so in Denver. Contrary to their carefully cultivated image, Denver is a relatively small cow-town and always will be.