I'd gladly help, but I'm currently dead.

'Wang grew by 2225 percent.'

As long as they have plenty of spotted dick...

A study found the number of people with the name Cock shrank last year

TFA: Wangs, however, have experienced dramatic growth.

*snerk*

Well there are a lot of white people there.



DRTFA, kinda scared to

I'll supply them, as long as the woman have at least 3 teeth that's not mangled. I don't want my shaft coming out in pieces.

Here's some British Weiner.

/Actually it's Louise Wener.
/Bunk, etc.

FTFA: Webber also found that between 1996 and 2008, the names Zhang, Wang, and Yang and experienced the fastest growth. Zhang rose by 4719 percent, while Wang grew by 2225 percent.

B-B-B-B-B-But MOOZLIMS! Taking over Britain! All the wingnuts keep saying Mohammeds Mohammeds Mohammeds are everywhere!.....could it somehow not be true?!?!?! UNTHINKABLE?!?!?!

"Well, hello, my name is Cock Masters".

Well this is to be expected considering the noticable absence of balls.

A curious note- the surname Hitler, a somewhat uncommon surname at the time, has nearly died out since WWII. The shame and fear of ignorant retaliation caused it to become Hittler, Heidler, Hidler, or simply prefer to take the surname of a stepfather.

I wonder. I mean, if his name were something more common, "John Smith"... you couldn't go around saying people were being like Smith. Would we just lose interest after having to use the reference "the Nazi John Smith"?

Cock shortage? That's the worst kind.

A curious note- the surname Hitler, a somewhat uncommon surname at the time, has nearly died out since WWII. The shame and fear of ignorant retaliation caused it to become Hittler, Heidler, Hidler, or simply prefer to take the surname of a stepfather.

I wonder. I mean, if his name were something more common, "John Smith"... you couldn't go around saying people were being like Smith. Would we just lose interest after having to use the reference "the Nazi John Smith"?



John Cougar Concentrationcamp respectfully agrees with you.

I could count for at least 2 by their standards.

Almost choked on the Cock and Balls

"He is headstrong and cocksure... or is that the other way around?"

HOW ABOUT A SPOT OF SPOTTED DICK, LOVE? CHEERIO

FoxEnigma: HOW ABOUT A SPOT OF SPOTTED DICK, LOVE? CHEERIO

I got some antibiotics that cleared it right up.

Pass.

Aww come on those names are not real?! are they? If so then they should have been changed 100 years ago.
This is a real mugshot untouched.

Short on cock, but plenty of wankers.

FarkWhat: Aww come on those names are not real?! are they? If so then they should have been changed 100 years ago.
This is a real mugshot untouched.

I remember this guy. I say his middle name is Phallic.

I think this article is satiric in the way it uses different euphemisms for a male genitalia to purport a rather drastic yet ubiquitous Boner calamity in the UK.

For many years there was an entry in the Providence and Vicinity White Pages that always got a laugh. Bipin B. Dikshiat. Seriously. You can't make that up. There was also an entry for ZzzzF too.

kd1s: For many years there was an entry in the Providence and Vicinity White Pages that always got a laugh. Bipin B. Dikshiat. Seriously. You can't make that up. There was also an entry for ZzzzF too.

Was that a filterown, or is the a in the last name apart of it?

Amusing as it is, some reporter must have been very bored that day to report this.

On another note, I've never known anyone with the name 'Cock' or 'Balls'. That used to be common?

THat's even worse than short cockage...

That article felt like a journalistic retelling of Monty Python's Election night special (Sensible Party and the Silly Party), without the sound effects.

Enemabag Jones: That article felt like a journalistic retelling of Monty Python's Election night special (Sensible Party and the Silly Party), without the sound effects.

felt like a repeat to me

I did my part and left my husband over there when I came back to the States...


/Just found out I've got my decree absolute, in less than six weeks I'll be officially divorced and not 'technically' cheating on my husband anymore.

EverythingElseWasTaken: I did my part and left my husband over there when I came back to the States...


/Just found out I've got my decree absolute Nisi, in less than six weeks I'll be officially divorced and not 'technically' cheating on my husband anymore.

//FTFM

What the surname "Cock" might look like in a phone book.

EverythingElseWasTaken: I did my part and left my husband over there when I came back to the States...


/Just found out I've got my decree absolute, in less than six weeks I'll be officially divorced and not 'technically' cheating on my husband anymore.

How you doin?

I think it's a shame that daft names are dying out back home....I once knew a girl calles Solya Piffin....how silly is that?

Yours Faithfully

Peter Cuminmyhair

Enemabag Jones

That article felt like a journalistic retelling of Monty Python's Election night special (Sensible Party and the Silly Party), without the sound effects.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Who are they pointing the finger at?

Harry Houdini.

Who else could make so many cocks and balls disappear?

Somacandra: FTFA: Webber also found that between 1996 and 2008, the names Zhang, Wang, and Yang and experienced the fastest growth. Zhang rose by 4719 percent, while Wang grew by 2225 percent.

B-B-B-B-B-But MOOZLIMS! Taking over Britain! All the wingnuts keep saying Mohammeds Mohammeds Mohammeds are everywhere!.....could it somehow not be true?!?!?! UNTHINKABLE?!?!?!

You're a retard and a troll. The article doesn't even mention the subject your trying to bicker over.

As a man of British descent with a surname beginning with Cock I am not getting a kick out of these replies.

/Seriously, turn up the funny you lazy asses.

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What?


No love for Ramsbottom?

We find this twend vewy twubblesome....



/Wowdy wabble!

Here you go:

They was in the pool.

repeat

submitted last week with a funnier headline

Dammit, even across the Pond it's still too early for April Fools articles. You've offended the purists among us.

No wonder england gets along with America, a country facing a glut of gaping pussies.