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(NYPost) Asinine In this episode of "Great Moments in American Legal & Political Ethics" a lawyer helps an anonymous friend of Joe Biden's daughter auction off video of her doing coke   (nypost.com) divider line 95
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ttc2301 2009-03-28 09:37:12 PM  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

See, folks. It's not just daughters of evil conservatives who have problems.

Cue the apologists in 3...2...1.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 09:39:14 PM  
If she says "I learned it from watching you, Dad" then we have a story.

 
kmmontandon [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 10:12:51 PM  
ttc2301: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

See, folks. It's not just daughters of evil conservatives who have problems.



No one ever suggested it was.

 
Karma Chameleon 2009-03-28 10:57:50 PM  
ttc2301: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

See, folks. It's not just daughters of evil conservatives who have problems.

Cue the apologists in 3...2...1.


Why does someone have to apologize for another person having fun?

 
Funk Brothers 2009-03-28 10:58:25 PM  
Coca-Cola will reap benefits for airing it as a commercial with a presidential seal of approval of a classic cola.

Just leave Pepsi alone.

 
LeroyBourne 2009-03-28 10:58:58 PM  
I haven't done coke in a decade, but I would do coke off her tits. There.....

 
MrLint 2009-03-28 10:59:02 PM  
ttc2301: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

See, folks. It's not just daughters of evil conservatives who have problems.

Cue the apologists in 3...2...1.


Ummm but the liberals are already evil, so you expect this. Its not like they ("we") are espousing family values form every orifice.

And if you are quiverfull, it really is *EVERY* orifice.

 
calm like a bomb 2009-03-28 10:59:28 PM  
ttc2301: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

See, folks. It's not just daughters of evil conservatives who have problems.

Cue the apologists in 3...2...1.


www.saabcentral.com

 
dionada [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 10:59:45 PM  
ttc2301: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

See, folks. It's not just daughters of evil conservatives who have problems.

Cue the apologists in 3...2...1.


It's like preemptive wharrgarbl.

 
Is_What_It_Is 2009-03-28 11:01:45 PM  
Jesus H. Christ...Who cares? Obama's admitted to using and dealing drugs as a youth. He inahaled. "That was the point" he said. Drugs are fine. Move on. No story here.

 
Lacerated Spleen 2009-03-28 11:02:36 PM  
I am a conservative. Yawn

 
Retired_Redleg [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:05:14 PM  
With "friends" like that...... sheesh.

 
Forced Perspective 2009-03-28 11:06:11 PM  
Wait, why would the anonymous friend auction off a video of herself doing coke?

 
Funk Brothers 2009-03-28 11:07:52 PM  
Forced Perspective: Wait, why would the anonymous friend auction off a video of herself doing coke?

Her anonymous friend is probably from 4chan.

 
Jim_Callahan 2009-03-28 11:10:34 PM  
And Cheney's daughter is a lesbian, the Bush twins are halfway to being alcoholics, and Ted Kennedy noobed it up and got someone killed as a kid. Oh, noes, people do things of which their parents and society disapprove when they're young, who knew?

//Why exactly should we care, is kinda my question. Prosecute her as normal (or not, was she a minor at the time and how's the statute of limitations looking are relevant questions), and move on. Who her father is is irrelevant.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:11:05 PM  
1. rich white girl
2. politically connected family.

I conclude that there will be initial denial, followed by a quiet family discussion and said daughter will be shipped to a discreet detox facility. The Biden family will stonewall, saying that it's a private matter. The press will then become distracted by some other bright shiny object, and the whole matter will be allowed to fade away.

And life goes on.

 
Five Minute Standup 2009-03-28 11:11:46 PM  
Is_What_It_Is: Obama's admitted to using and dealing drugs as a youth.

Dealing? I know he used them, but he was a pusher too? Was this in one of his books, or do you have some other citation?

 
reveal101 2009-03-28 11:13:51 PM  
Jim_Callahan: And Cheney's daughter is a lesbian, the Bush twins are halfway to being alcoholics, and Ted Kennedy noobed it up and got someone killed as a kid. Oh, noes, people do things of which their parents and society disapprove when they're young, who knew?

//Why exactly should we care, is kinda my question. Prosecute her as normal (or not, was she a minor at the time and how's the statute of limitations looking are relevant questions), and move on. Who her father is is irrelevant.


Well you are exactly right. Most reasonably intelligent people can see this and not let it affect their opinion of Joe Biden. However, you have to remember how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:15:35 PM  
reveal101: Jim_Callahan: And Cheney's daughter is a lesbian, the Bush twins are halfway to being alcoholics, and Ted Kennedy noobed it up and got someone killed as a kid. Oh, noes, people do things of which their parents and society disapprove when they're young, who knew?

//Why exactly should we care, is kinda my question. Prosecute her as normal (or not, was she a minor at the time and how's the statute of limitations looking are relevant questions), and move on. Who her father is is irrelevant.

Well you are exactly right. Most reasonably intelligent people can see this and not let it affect their opinion of Joe Biden. However, you have to remember how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.


I don't know how true it is, but there's some statistics concerning racial differences on drug prosecutions. If i'm not mistaken, rich white people get far less focus from prosecutors than poor minorities.

 
Filet-O-Jesus-Fish 2009-03-28 11:16:36 PM  
I have a friend who lives near the Bidens, he told me months ago that Biden's daughter was a cokehead.

I thought he was talking crap because he's conservative.

 
Bonanza Jellybean 2009-03-28 11:17:28 PM  
BFD. A rich lady can afford cocaine in today's economy.

/jealous

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:18:11 PM  
Filet-O-Jesus-Fish: I have a friend who lives near the Bidens, he told me months ago that Biden's daughter was a cokehead.

I thought he was talking crap because he's conservative.


My experience is admittedly limited and relatively local, but from what i've seen of kids who come from prominent political families most of them have varying levels of substance abuse issues.

 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:18:39 PM  
Filet-O-Jesus-Fish: I have a friend who lives near the Bidens, he told me months ago that Biden's daughter was a cokehead.

I thought he was talking crap because he's conservative.


i toootally believe you

 
Fano 2009-03-28 11:20:10 PM  
Filet-O-Jesus-Fish: I have a friend who lives near the Bidens, he told me months ago that Biden's daughter was a cokehead.

I thought he was talking crap because he's conservative.


Lesson learned. Who knows what other things conservatives might be correct about?

 
Filet-O-Jesus-Fish 2009-03-28 11:20:31 PM  
Cake Hunter:

i toootally believe you

Great, I'm glad you do.

 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:22:01 PM  
Filet-O-Jesus-Fish: Cake Hunter:

i toootally believe you

Great, I'm glad you do.


So's your face!

Umm.

Yeah!

 
srtpointman 2009-03-28 11:22:46 PM  
If you're the family member of a high profile person and you allow yourself to be recorded while doing an illegal drug, then you deserve whatever mockery you get.

 
monkeyrat 2009-03-28 11:22:56 PM  
Funk Brothers: Her anonymous friend is probably from 4chan.

/B/

 
hyperspacemonkey 2009-03-28 11:24:53 PM  
Fano: Filet-O-Jesus-Fish: I have a friend who lives near the Bidens, he told me months ago that Biden's daughter was a cokehead.

I thought he was talking crap because he's conservative.

Lesson learned. Who knows what other things conservatives might be correct about?


They have a lot of experience, technical prowess, and historically are trendsetters in the areas of: sexual extremism, addictive substances, and political cover-ups. They are virtuosos of many nefarious arts.

 
Epistax 2009-03-28 11:29:51 PM  
ttc2301: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

See, folks. It's not just daughters of evil conservatives who have problems.

Cue the apologists in 3...2...1.


?

Doing drugs is fine. Drinking is fine too! Driving drunk on the other hand.. no.

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:30:15 PM  
srtpointman: If you're the family member of a high profile person and you allow yourself to be recorded while doing an illegal drug, then you deserve whatever mockery you get.

Or a high-profile person of any kind, unless you're a Hollywood "celebrity." Learn it early, kids--people suck and some of them live for your downfall.

newlevelsports.files.wordpress.com

 
tenpoundsofcheese 2009-03-28 11:30:42 PM  
lame deflection attempt subby.

This isn't about lawyer ethics. They are broking the sale of a legally obtained video tape. So what?

The story is about Biden's daughter being a coke head.

Biden proudly talked about how he is one of the poorest members of congress, so where does she get her coke money from?

 
Mayah 2009-03-28 11:32:07 PM  
So, what's worse for a vice president, having your teenage daughter known as a cokehead or having her get knocked up?

Now, the cokeheads can be blamed for the Mexican drug wars, but noone likes single teen moms... Hmmm, hard to say.

 
tenpoundsofcheese 2009-03-28 11:32:28 PM  
Bonanza Jellybean: BFD. A rich lady can afford cocaine in today's economy.

/jealous


biden isn't rich at all. His net worth is around $300k if I remember correctly.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:33:29 PM  
tenpoundsofcheese: Bonanza Jellybean: BFD. A rich lady can afford cocaine in today's economy.

/jealous

biden isn't rich at all. His net worth is around $300k if I remember correctly.


Assuming he isn't under-reporting, cooking the books or hiding money in an offshore account of course.

 
cetacei 2009-03-28 11:34:32 PM  
i104.photobucket.com

I would snort off any part of her.

 
tenpoundsofcheese 2009-03-28 11:35:24 PM  
Weaver95: tenpoundsofcheese: Bonanza Jellybean: BFD. A rich lady can afford cocaine in today's economy.

/jealous

biden isn't rich at all. His net worth is around $300k if I remember correctly.

Assuming he isn't under-reporting, cooking the books or hiding money in an offshore account of course.


I was wrong. His net worth in 2007 was 100-150k.

he may be coking the books, but this is what was reported to the government when he was running for pres.

 
Is_What_It_Is 2009-03-28 11:35:42 PM  
Five Minute Standup: Is_What_It_Is: Obama's admitted to using and dealing drugs as a youth.

Dealing? I know he used them, but he was a pusher too? Was this in one of his books, or do you have some other citation?


Dammit--You got me. I retract my previous statement. Everyone knows that the vast majority of young, black drug users would never even think of selling such drugs in order to get money to buy more drugs. Obama has only confessed to consuming drugs, so we should give him the benefit of the doubt. Sorry 'bout that.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:36:10 PM  
If you're doing drugs, why the hell are you letting someone film you, no matter who you are?

/Because you're on drugs. Duh.
//It's still stupid.
///You'll never find photographic evidence of me doing drugs.

 
pdieten 2009-03-28 11:36:44 PM  
I try not to hate too much on hypocritical conservatives who can't practice what they preach. I am firmly convinced that the some of the personality types that are drawn to national politics can also be drawn to definitively non-family-friendly attitudes and activities, and the only reason any politician runs on a family-values platform is because in some parts of the country so much of the electorate actually can and does live that way, that politicians everywhere on the political spectrum have to run on the family values platform if they ever want to get elected whether they believe in it or not.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:37:06 PM  
tenpoundsofcheese: he may be coking the books, but this is what was reported to the government when he was running for pres.

got me if that's the case. I tend to automatically assume that any time a politician talks about their finances that they're lying to me.

 
chapman [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:38:47 PM  
ttc2301: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

See, folks. It's not just daughters of evil conservatives who have problems.

Cue the apologists in 3...2...1.


I'm not an apologist. But I will say what I say when children of Republican candidates hit the news; leave the children out of it. Regardless of whether it is Joe Biden's daughter, Sarah Palin's daughter, Al Gore's son or whoever else, they are not supposed to be subject to this public scrutiny. They are not candidates and they haven't run for any position. At most they help out out of familial obligation. They should never be treated as an excuse to score cheap political points.

/on the other hand, still would hit it

 
Rockdrummer 2009-03-28 11:39:29 PM  
b-b-b-b-b-but Bush.....

Yeah, now coke use is a meh. Under Republicans, it was the great evil.

 
ninjakirby [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:40:33 PM  
chapman: They should never be treated as an excuse to score cheap political points.

The caveat to this is when the politicians themselves use them to score cheap political points. Then its fair game.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:40:41 PM  
I'll say one thing for the clintons - i'm amazed that Chelsea didn't end up with a drug problem. she seems relatively well adjusted despite being the spawn of demonkin.

 
tenpoundsofcheese 2009-03-28 11:41:37 PM  
Weaver95: tenpoundsofcheese: he may be coking the books, but this is what was reported to the government when he was running for pres.

got me if that's the case. I tend to automatically assume that any time a politician talks about their finances that they're lying to me.


I just assume that anytime a politician talks about that they're lying to me ;)

 
Fano 2009-03-28 11:44:06 PM  
Weaver95: I'll say one thing for the clintons - i'm amazed that Chelsea didn't end up with a drug problem. she seems relatively well adjusted despite being the spawn of demonkin.

...Yet.

/Biden is like a dumber Dan Quayle

 
GHGlaser 2009-03-28 11:44:35 PM  
Mayah: So, what's worse for a vice president, having your teenage daughter known as a cokehead or having her get knocked up?

Now, the cokeheads can be blamed for the Mexican drug wars, but noone likes single teen moms... Hmmm, hard to say.


Motherhood vs. Drug Use?

You must be a liberrul.

 
tenpoundsofcheese 2009-03-28 11:47:31 PM  
Weaver95: I'll say one thing for the clintons - i'm amazed that Chelsea didn't end up with a drug problem. she seems relatively well adjusted despite being the spawn of demonkin.

absolutely agree. I find that a really impressive accomplishment and I hope that Chelsea is as not-screwed-up as she appears.


so what is the deal with Biden only being worth 100-150k? Is he that poor of a business person that he didn't know how to invest and spend wisely, etc? Or was he too lazy? So this is the guy who is the number 2 in the US leading us through this economic mess?

 
GHGlaser 2009-03-28 11:48:20 PM  
Is_What_It_Is: Five Minute Standup: Is_What_It_Is: Obama's admitted to using and dealing drugs as a youth.

Dealing? I know he used them, but he was a pusher too? Was this in one of his books, or do you have some other citation?

Dammit--You got me. I retract my previous statement. Everyone knows that the vast majority of young, black drug users would never even think of selling such drugs in order to get money to buy more drugs. Obama has only confessed to consuming drugs, so we should give him the benefit of the doubt. Sorry 'bout that.


Buyer + Seller = Drug Dealing

Buyer - Seller = Frustrated

Seller - Buyer = New Low Prices.

 
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