That made me laugh out loud. Thanks, I needed that.

He is the product of an old womb, what do you expect.

I don't get the headline
Clicks link.
Oh THAT'S funny.

And nice comments in the article.

Dirty Hot Linker: I don't get the headline
Clicks link.
Oh THAT'S funny.

Dittoes.

The top comment on the page, from "mmm," says: "Jabba no kamika mulda sanfa torga hahahaha!"

Bwahahaha!

The following comes from the user comments under the article. I don't speak uneducated rant. Can I get a translation from someone who does?

WELL I THINK HE WASNT THINK RIGHT WHAT SO EVER! ALOTE OF MEN HURT THE FEMALE AROUND THEM AND DIFFERENT WAYS!THAT GOOD THAT ONE DIDNT GET AWAY THIS TIME!THERE WAS NO DRINKING IN IT TO! THAT GOOD ON THAT!BUT THERE REASON TO HIT A OLD LADY IN LESS YOU CANT GET AWAY FROM THAT PERSON! IF SHE HIT YOU YOU GOT RIGHT CALL THEM UP TO ON IT!THERE NO REASON FOR IT!I'M SO FOR IT ABOUT PUTTING HIM JAIL RIGHT NOW AND REASON FOR BE AROUND A FEMALE AFTER THIS LIKE SEXAFINER! THEY SHOULD BE LIKE THAT TOO FAR AWAY

best headline in a while

Yes hes back! She cant get him to move out because she just cant ween him off of the teet.

obvious

poor dude has not been the same since Luke killed his pet Rancor, I mean did ya see his face as they led him away from the pit crying...

ShamWowofDamocles: The following comes from the user comments under the article. I don't speak uneducated rant. Can I get a translation from someone who does?

WELL I THINK HE WASNT THINK RIGHT WHAT SO EVER! ALOTE OF MEN HURT THE FEMALE AROUND THEM AND DIFFERENT WAYS!THAT GOOD THAT ONE DIDNT GET AWAY THIS TIME!THERE WAS NO DRINKING IN IT TO! THAT GOOD ON THAT!BUT THERE REASON TO HIT A OLD LADY IN LESS YOU CANT GET AWAY FROM THAT PERSON! IF SHE HIT YOU YOU GOT RIGHT CALL THEM UP TO ON IT!THERE NO REASON FOR IT!I'M SO FOR IT ABOUT PUTTING HIM JAIL RIGHT NOW AND REASON FOR BE AROUND A FEMALE AFTER THIS LIKE SEXAFINER! THEY SHOULD BE LIKE THAT TOO FAR AWAY

Holy crap that Asian lady down at the nail salon finally bought a computer...

From the comments:
This Floridian is my kind of scum. Shameless and inventive

FTW

ShamWowofDamocles: The following comes from the user comments under the article. I don't speak uneducated rant. Can I get a translation from someone who does?

WELL I THINK HE WASNT THINK RIGHT WHAT SO EVER! ALOTE OF MEN HURT THE FEMALE AROUND THEM AND DIFFERENT WAYS!THAT GOOD THAT ONE DIDNT GET AWAY THIS TIME!THERE WAS NO DRINKING IN IT TO! THAT GOOD ON THAT!BUT THERE REASON TO HIT A OLD LADY IN LESS YOU CANT GET AWAY FROM THAT PERSON! IF SHE HIT YOU YOU GOT RIGHT CALL THEM UP TO ON IT!THERE NO REASON FOR IT!I'M SO FOR IT ABOUT PUTTING HIM JAIL RIGHT NOW AND REASON FOR BE AROUND A FEMALE AFTER THIS LIKE SEXAFINER! THEY SHOULD BE LIKE THAT TOO FAR AWAY

I believe what they're trying to say is WELL I THINK HE WASNT THINK RIGHT WHAT SO EVER! ALOTE OF MEN HURT THE FEMALE AROUND THEM AND DIFFERENT WAYS!THAT GOOD THAT ONE DIDNT GET AWAY THIS TIME!THERE WAS NO DRINKING IN IT TO! THAT GOOD ON THAT!BUT THERE REASON TO HIT A OLD LADY IN LESS YOU CANT GET AWAY FROM THAT PERSON! IF SHE HIT YOU YOU GOT RIGHT CALL THEM UP TO ON IT!THERE NO REASON FOR IT!I'M SO FOR IT ABOUT PUTTING HIM JAIL RIGHT NOW AND REASON FOR BE AROUND A FEMALE AFTER THIS LIKE SEXAFINER! THEY SHOULD BE LIKE THAT TOO FAR AWAY.

Hope that helps.

Thanks, ckellingc!

Came here to say and post This.

/Pull up Porkins!

RetardFury: From the comments:
This Floridian is my kind of scum. Shameless and inventive

FTW

Florida. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

At first glance I saw a cross between an Ewok and Jabba the Hut.

"Step on a crack, break your mother's back. Step on your son's foot and he hurls a full can of soda at your head"

Pete, etc

Another gem from the comments-

Looks like he may have eaten his mom

FelineMommy27 2009-03-29 03:09:13 AM
Another gem from the comments-

Looks like he may have eaten his mom

Are you serious? A gem from the comments?

You sound fat.

+1 subby I lol'd

Kath: FelineMommy27 2009-03-29 03:09:13 AM
Another gem from the comments-

Looks like he may have eaten his mom

Are you serious? A gem from the comments?

You sound fat.

Your sarcasm detector, it needs a tune-up.

Wow, Han Solo really let himself go.

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FelineMommy27 2009-03-29 03:31:24 AM
Kath: FelineMommy27 2009-03-29 03:09:13 AM
Another gem from the comments-

Looks like he may have eaten his mom

Are you serious? A gem from the comments?

You sound fat.

Your sarcasm detector, it needs a tune-up.
Nom Nom Nom

BO SHUDA.

Kath: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -
FelineMommy27 2009-03-29 03:31:24 AM
Kath: FelineMommy27 2009-03-29 03:09:13 AM
Another gem from the comments-

Looks like he may have eaten his mom

Are you serious? A gem from the comments?

You sound fat.

Your sarcasm detector, it needs a tune-up.
Nom Nom Nom

Rawr, how YOU doin?

Sometimes I read comments on articles like this and i just think about this:
How is babby formed? (new window)

biatch should be glad I was jerking off at the time, otherwise, she's have two black eyes.

I'm shocked, SHOCKED that an individual with such obvious concern for their personal appearance would be drinking something as unhealthy as SODA!

The real question here is: how did she avoid stepping on him for so long?

At least he isn't a "Sexafiner"!

What.

The.

Fark.

How does one even type something like that?!

PfizerX: At least he isn't a "Sexafiner"!

What.

The.

Fark.

How does one even type something like that?!

Phonix?

fuzzwell: PfizerX: At least he isn't a "Sexafiner"!

What.

The.

Fark.

How does one even type something like that?!

Phonix?

MUZ B HUKD IN EM!23

That guy should be tied into a sack along with leprous crack whores and rabid skunks for hitting his mom. The big fat slob wouldn't know what the fark clean underwear was if it weren't for him mom. Guys like that really piss me off.

I didn't get the headline until I read the comments from TFA:

1:47 AM jjjinsf wrote ...

I know that you are powerful mighty Jabba...

+1

Porkins!

WELL I THINK HE WASNT THINK RIGHT WHAT SO EVER! ALOTE OF MEN HURT THE FEMALE AROUND THEM AND DIFFERENT WAYS!THAT GOOD THAT ONE DIDNT GET AWAY THIS TIME!THERE WAS NO DRINKING IN IT TO! THAT GOOD ON THAT!BUT THERE REASON TO HIT A OLD LADY IN LESS YOU CANT GET AWAY FROM THAT PERSON! IF SHE HIT YOU YOU GOT RIGHT CALL THEM UP TO ON IT!THERE NO REASON FOR IT!I'M SO FOR IT ABOUT PUTTING HIM JAIL RIGHT NOW AND REASON FOR BE AROUND A FEMALE AFTER THIS LIKE SEXAFINER! THEY SHOULD BE LIKE THAT TOO FAR AWAY


this.... just this, she must be from denver

/shoulda used slashies up there
//DOH!

I thought "WINK" reporting on a black eye was funny.

/maybe not

Winnar from the comments:

Jabba the Griffin: Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy!

chrisco123: That made me laugh out loud. Thanks, I needed that.

you too?

/+1 subby

ShamWowofDamocles: The following comes from the user comments under the article. I don't speak uneducated rant. Can I get a translation from someone who does?

WELL I THINK HE WASNT THINK RIGHT WHAT SO EVER! ALOTE OF MEN HURT THE FEMALE AROUND THEM AND DIFFERENT WAYS!THAT GOOD THAT ONE DIDNT GET AWAY THIS TIME!THERE WAS NO DRINKING IN IT TO! THAT GOOD ON THAT!BUT THERE REASON TO HIT A OLD LADY IN LESS YOU CANT GET AWAY FROM THAT PERSON! IF SHE HIT YOU YOU GOT RIGHT CALL THEM UP TO ON IT!THERE NO REASON FOR IT!I'M SO FOR IT ABOUT PUTTING HIM JAIL RIGHT NOW AND REASON FOR BE AROUND A FEMALE AFTER THIS LIKE SEXAFINER! THEY SHOULD BE LIKE THAT TOO FAR AWAY

Sure, I'd be glad to help. What is says is:
"They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots"

TFA: after she accidentally stepped on his foot

It was no accident. There's no way she could get that close to his foot without premeditation.

vert0: best headline in a while

Almost as good as when it was submitted and greened on Friday. Maybe Thursday... i can't seem to look back more than one day now.

Yo, Ding Dong, man. Ding Dong. Ding Dong, yo.

I am guessing that she either wasn't bringing him his food fast enough or she tried giving him a diet soda.