Seen fleeing the scene:

A Hero tag. Really, a Hero tag?

This just in: Alcoholics have trouble controlling when and where they drink. That's why they're alcoholics.

33-year veteran, wow. I'm kind of surprised they busted him in the first place.

Seen asking if it was wrong, and if they shouldn't have done that:

Oh nice

PoopStain: cryinoutloud: 33-year veteran, wow. I'm kind of surprised they busted him in the first place.

No shiat to that. In 1988, an off-duty drunk cop hit me pulling out of a parking spot in Colorado and I couldn't even get a proper police report filed for the accident. His buddies showed up, took him away, and wrote it up as "the parking brake failed" so his insurance would be liable for the accident but he wouldn't get into trouble. They didn't even bother to fill me in on the scam, and every time I asked what the fark was going on they threatened to arrest me for "impeding an investigation". No one was investigating shiat.

Cops pretty much suck ass.

To be fair if it was, say one of your family members and such shenanigans worked for civilians, you'd do it too.

So, is it Farkworthy because he did it in a police cruiser, or Farkworthy because he actually got arrested?

"in is marked Police cruiser"? summon the grammar nazis

carnifderome:
To be fair if it was, say one of your family members and such shenanigans worked for civilians, you'd do it too.

No I wouldn't.............but I guess I am not a lying scumbag piece of shiat.

cryinoutloud: This just in: Alcoholics have trouble controlling when and where they drink. That's why they're alcoholics.

33-year veteran, wow. I'm kind of surprised they busted him in the first place.


Alcoholics also feel an entitlement as to where and when they drink. His fellow officers may have been covering up his drunken ass for years and finally got sick of carrying him.

Came here for Bunk and Mcnutty, leaving immediately!

"In is marked Police cruiser"

Really?

How did that slip by?

MrMacMan: "In is marked Police cruiser"

Really?

How did that slip by?

For our amusement.

Don't worry. Cops are never fired. Even, even if he was fired, have no fear, because he will still collect a $90,000 per year pension with all his benefits. Guaranteed.

carnifderome:

To be fair if it was, say one of your family members and such shenanigans worked for civilians, you'd do it too.

That comment says everything about YOUR integrity, not anyone else's.

joo are not a man...

The Doubting Apostle: Don't worry. Cops are never fired. Even, even if he was fired, have no fear, because he will still collect a $90,000 per year pension with all his benefits. Guaranteed.

Damn. Where do cops get that pension?

Oh no it's the cops!

^{In is marked Police cruiser}

Does that make him an hero?

How badly does a cop have to drive to get even a ticket?

(reads TFA)

Oh.

Why am I not surprised that this cop is local?

/they all drive like farkwits

CruiserTwelve: The Doubting Apostle: Don't worry. Cops are never fired. Even, even if he was fired, have no fear, because he will still collect a $90,000 per year pension with all his benefits. Guaranteed.

Damn. Where do cops get that pension?

Boston for one

My friend Leo's dad was a cop. When his dad would borrow Leo's car, beer cans somehow mysteriously appeared under the driver's seat. It was never the good stuff, either. Usually, it was Hamm's, Goebel, or Schaeffer. You know, the kind of shiat beer cops confiscate from underage kids.

To my knowledge, he never tipped them up on the job, but that would have been tough since he was a mounted cop. You probably can't hide beer inside a horse if you care to drink it later.

CruiserTwelve: The Doubting Apostle: Don't worry. Cops are never fired. Even, even if he was fired, have no fear, because he will still collect a $90,000 per year pension with all his benefits. Guaranteed.

Damn. Where do cops get that pension?

Oh, and let's look at what I posted. Retire at 41. Not 70, 65, or 60. Not 55, not even 50. FORTY FARKING ONE.


The pay DOUBLES in the first 5.5 years:




AND:
* 10 Paid vacation days during first & second year
* 13 Paid vacation days during third, fourth & fifth year
* 27 Paid vacation days after 5 years of service
* Unlimited sick leave with full pay
* A choice of paid medical programs
* Prescription, dental, and eyeglass coverage
* Annuity fund
* Deferred Compensation Plan, 401K and I.R.A.
* Optional retirement at one half salary after 20 years of service
* Annual $12,000 Variable Supplement Fund (upon retirement)
* Annual banking of $12,000 Variable Supplement Fund after 20 years of service (if not retiring)
* Excellent promotional opportunities
* Educational opportunities
* Additional benefits are available to military personnel.

/all that, and you get to shoot people and get away with it!

fredklein: Oh, and let's look at what I posted. Retire at 41. Not 70, 65, or 60. Not 55, not even 50. FORTY FARKING ONE.


The pay DOUBLES in the first 5.5 years:

AND:
* 10 Paid vacation days during first & second year
* 13 Paid vacation days during third, fourth & fifth year
* 27 Paid vacation days after 5 years of service
* Unlimited sick leave with full pay
* A choice of paid medical programs
* Prescription, dental, and eyeglass coverage
* Annuity fund
* Deferred Compensation Plan, 401K and I.R.A.
* Optional retirement at one half salary after 20 years of service
* Annual $12,000 Variable Supplement Fund (upon retirement)
* Annual banking of $12,000 Variable Supplement Fund after 20 years of service (if not retiring)
* Excellent promotional opportunities
* Educational opportunities
* Additional benefits are available to military personnel.

/all that, and you get to shoot people and get away with it!

Union YES!

Rick04967: cryinoutloud: This just in: Alcoholics have trouble controlling when and where they drink. That's why they're alcoholics.
33-year veteran, wow. I'm kind of surprised they busted him in the first place.

Alcoholics also feel an entitlement as to where and when they drink. His fellow officers may have been covering up his drunken ass for years and finally got sick of carrying him.

I don't know about "entitlement" there, sweetie. It's hard to hate yourself so much and feel like you deserve to be drunk all the time, even if you say it is exactly your right to do it. It's a lot more just a complete inability to control it.

/Yes, I am speaking from experience.

millbarge:
To my knowledge, he never tipped them up on the job, but that would have been tough since he was a mounted cop. You probably can't hide beer inside a horse if you care to drink it later.

What? Of course you can.

I'm a cop you idiot!

if he was on duty, fire his ass and strip him of benefits

todangst: I'm a cop you idiot!

Pass me a beer then....

fredklein: img156.imageshack.us

Because everyone gets to be a captain in the NYPD at 41 years old! In fact, it works a lot like buying a flag that was flown over the capitol building. Just before you retire, they give you captain bars for an hour along with your cake and a gold watch.

Why are people so stupid?

Cops ARE the law. The same laws that apply to regular people and criminals don't apply to cops. They ENFORCE those laws, at their discretion.

People who think cops are just regular people doing a job know nothing about law enforcement. You HAVE to be the best, of the best, of the best - both physically and mentally. Had these heroes not decided to enter a life of serving and protecting the community they would have been CEOs and/or doctors or possibly rocket scientists or something. The best, of the best, of the best.

A cop drives better than you ever will.
A cop has a better reaction time than you ever will.
A cop can handle his liquor better than you ever will.

Cops are better than you - the laws don't apply to them.

fredklein: Oh, and let's look at what I posted. Retire at 41. Not 70, 65, or 60. Not 55, not even 50. FORTY FARKING ONE.


The pay DOUBLES in the first 5.5 years:

AND:
* 10 Paid vacation days during first & second year
* 13 Paid vacation days during third, fourth & fifth year
* 27 Paid vacation days after 5 years of service
* Unlimited sick leave with full pay
* A choice of paid medical programs
* Prescription, dental, and eyeglass coverage
* Annuity fund
* Deferred Compensation Plan, 401K and I.R.A.
* Optional retirement at one half salary after 20 years of service
* Annual $12,000 Variable Supplement Fund (upon retirement)
* Annual banking of $12,000 Variable Supplement Fund after 20 years of service (if not retiring)
* Excellent promotional opportunities
* Educational opportunities
* Additional benefits are available to military personnel.

/all that, and you get to shoot people and get away with it!

Gee, all of these benefits and all they have to do is leave the house every day they go to work and deal with the lowest common denominators of humanity all day and never know if they are going to be killed at any second because some farktard is having a bad day. Sounds like a sweet deal to me, want to go sign up or are you scared?

/They are underpaid and not all of them are bad
//Only dipshiats think every cop breaks the law and does evil
///Buy 2 slashies, get the third free!

"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is.

Hooray! Yet another reason to not trust police.
Wait, he was arrested?
Well at least they're policing their own (for once).

I suspect someone in power had something to do with this. Then again, it happened in Washington, who there isn't in power?

Lizardking 2009-03-29 11:36:27 AM
fredklein: Oh, and let's look at what I posted. Retire at 41. Not 70, 65, or 60. Not 55, not even 50. FORTY FARKING ONE.


The pay DOUBLES in the first 5.5 years:

AND:
* 10 Paid vacation days during first & second year
* 13 Paid vacation days during third, fourth & fifth year
* 27 Paid vacation days after 5 years of service
* Unlimited sick leave with full pay
* A choice of paid medical programs
* Prescription, dental, and eyeglass coverage
* Annuity fund
* Deferred Compensation Plan, 401K and I.R.A.
* Optional retirement at one half salary after 20 years of service
* Annual $12,000 Variable Supplement Fund (upon retirement)
* Annual banking of $12,000 Variable Supplement Fund after 20 years of service (if not retiring)
* Excellent promotional opportunities
* Educational opportunities
* Additional benefits are available to military personnel.

/all that, and you get to shoot people and get away with it!

Gee, all of these benefits and all they have to do is leave the house every day they go to work and deal with the lowest common denominators of humanity all day and never know if they are going to be killed at any second because some farktard is having a bad day. Sounds like a sweet deal to me, want to go sign up or are you scared?

/They are underpaid and not all of them are bad
//Only dipshiats think every cop breaks the law and does evil
///Buy 2 slashies, get the third free!

Oh please, being a police officer doesn't even register as a dangerous job. Last time I checked even a pizza delivery boy had a FAR more dangerous job than a cop. Cops are just high school grads whose life goal is to feel self-important and to never worry about speeding tickets again.

A cop drives better than you ever will.
A cop has a better reaction time than you ever will.
A cop can handle his liquor better than you ever will.

Cops are better than you - the laws don't apply to them.

this

carnifderome: To be fair if it was, say one of your family members and such shenanigans worked for civilians, you'd do it too.

Cops are civilians.

Fark_Guy_Rob:
A cop drives better than you ever will.
A cop has a better reaction time than you ever will.
A cop can handle his liquor better than you ever will.

Cops are better than you - the laws don't apply to them.

No need to be redundant.

Show us your Marx: Oh please, being a police officer doesn't even register as a dangerous job. Last time I checked even a pizza delivery boy had a FAR more dangerous job than a cop. Cops are just high school grads whose life goal is to feel self-important and to never worry about speeding tickets again.

THIS.

Here are the stats I dug up.

Top 10 Most Dangerous Jobs in the world:

1. Alaskan Crab Fisherman
2. Logger
3. Truck Driver
4. Miner
5. Firefighter
6. Policeman
7. Armored Car Guard
8. Bomb Squad
9. Coast Guard Search & Rescue
10. Bodyguard

and Top 10 Most Dangerous Jobs in U.S.A.

1. Airplane pilot
2. Logger
3. Fisherman
4. Iron structure worker
5. Garbage collector
6. Farmer/rancher
7. Roofer
8. Electric lineman
9. Truck driver
10. Taxi driver/chauffeur

Police don't even get close to the top 10 in the US. A garbage collector in the US has a more dangerous job than a cop does.

PoopStain: cryinoutloud: 33-year veteran, wow. I'm kind of surprised they busted him in the first place.

No shiat to that. In 1988, an off-duty drunk cop hit me pulling out of a parking spot in Colorado and I couldn't even get a proper police report filed for the accident. His buddies showed up, took him away, and wrote it up as "the parking brake failed" so his insurance would be liable for the accident but he wouldn't get into trouble. They didn't even bother to fill me in on the scam, and every time I asked what the fark was going on they threatened to arrest me for "impeding an investigation". No one was investigating shiat.

Cops pretty much suck ass.

My friend got hit by a drunk moron cop who was in an unmarked, they blamed the accident on her, and basically threatened to arrest her if she tried to complain.

cryinoutloud: I don't know about "entitlement" there, sweetie. It's hard to hate yourself so much and feel like you deserve to be drunk all the time, even if you say it is exactly your right to do it. It's a lot more just a complete inability to control it.

/Yes, I am speaking from experience.

I am also an alcoholic and this comment makes me want to vomit on my shoes.

Crosshair: Show us your Marx: Oh please, being a police officer doesn't even register as a dangerous job. Last time I checked even a pizza delivery boy had a FAR more dangerous job than a cop. Cops are just high school grads whose life goal is to feel self-important and to never worry about speeding tickets again.

THIS.

Here are the stats I dug up.

Top 10 Most Dangerous Jobs in the world:

1. Alaskan Crab Fisherman
2. Logger
3. Truck Driver
4. Miner
5. Firefighter
6. Policeman
7. Armored Car Guard
8. Bomb Squad
9. Coast Guard Search & Rescue
10. Bodyguard

and Top 10 Most Dangerous Jobs in U.S.A.

1. Airplane pilot
2. Logger
3. Fisherman
4. Iron structure worker
5. Garbage collector
6. Farmer/rancher
7. Roofer
8. Electric lineman
9. Truck driver
10. Taxi driver/chauffeur

Police don't even get close to the top 10 in the US. A garbage collector in the US has a more dangerous job than a cop does.

Neither do Alaskan Crab Fishermen!

Your lists blow.

DrSieb: Neither do Alaskan Crab Fishermen!

Your lists blow.

Alaskan Crab Fishermen is not a "US only" job. Though the list wasn't mine to begin with so I don't know why I even care.

weezbo: Because everyone gets to be a captain in the NYPD at 41 years old!

I never said anyone did. I posted two separate things. One showing that some cops indeed do make a pension of $90,000, and a completely separate post with further info on what cops (in NYC) get. I never said those that retire after 20 years were of the highest rank.

/Nice job knocking down that strawman, though.

Lizardking: Gee, all of these benefits and all they have to do is leave the house every day they go to work and deal with the lowest common denominators of humanity all day and never know if they are going to be killed at any second because some farktard is having a bad day. Sounds like a sweet deal to me, want to go sign up or are you scared?

Firstly, dealing with 'the lowest common denominators of humanity' (BTW, nice way to refer to the public at large!) IS THE FARKING JOB. If they don't want to do it, they can change jobs. No one is forcing them to be cops.

Second, 'never know if they are going to be killed at any second' is complete bullcrap. It has been posted numerous times before that being a cop isn't even in the top 10 of dangerous jobs.

Lastly, as for me 'signing up', I wouldn't waste the time. I have no pathological need to control others, and quite frankly, they wouldn't accept me. You see, they have an upper limit on how smart you can be to be a cop (new window). And I'm well over it.

CruiserTwelve: The Doubting Apostle: Don't worry. Cops are never fired. Even, even if he was fired, have no fear, because he will still collect a $90,000 per year pension with all his benefits. Guaranteed.

Damn. Where do cops get that pension?

90k is 1/2 of 180k. a very common salary for you cops. that opd that got wacked came through with 252k last year.

But you didn´t know that. Did you. Cops need food stamps to get by on their pay, right.

millbarge: My friend Leo's dad was a cop. When his dad would borrow Leo's car, beer cans somehow mysteriously appeared under the driver's seat. It was never the good stuff, either. Usually, it was Hamm's, Goebel, or Schaeffer. You know, the kind of shiat beer cops confiscate from underage kids.

To my knowledge, he never tipped them up on the job, but that would have been tough since he was a mounted cop. You probably can't hide beer inside a horse if you care to drink it later.

Well, you did say it was Hamm's, I don't see how passing it through a horse would make any difference.