Exhibit A:
One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.

I've been expecting them all my life. And when they finally show up, I WILL BE THE FIRST ONE! "AHA! I've been expecting you," I'll say. But I'll probably fark up the line and say something like, "At last! You've come!" And then they'll have to go out and come in again.

Well, someone's got to do it, and it's obviously not going to be anyone in the U.S.

The Incans, Mayans, and Aztecs can think of no more righteous accuser.

/just sayin

Probably the most terrible thing they could do to Cheney is put him in the comfy chair.

Spanish Inquisition was the obvious choice. However, personally I think I would have gone with something along the lines of hilarity will surely ensure or possibly popcorn time!!1!1

Amongst are weapons are fear, sp... [looks down]

Right. I'll come in again.

Jokes cease to be funny the 1,00,000,000,000,000th time

1wq2

Jokes cease to be funny the 1,00,000,000,000,000th time

Bring me...the comfy chair!

Well, that was unexpected.

strangeguitar: Exhibit A:
One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.

Pardon?

1wq2: Jokes cease to be funny the 1,00,000,000,000,000th time

Unless it's the caliber of Monty Python, then it's always funny, not to mention always appropriate.

The English Major: 1wq2

Jokes cease to be funny the 1,00,000,000,000,000th time

Bring me...the comfy chair!

Oh go on just pretend for Christ's sake!

1wq2: Jokes cease to be funny the 1,00,000,000,000,000th time

You're no fun anymore.

1wq2: Jokes cease to be funny the 1,00,000,000,000,000th time

I faaaahrt in your general direction!

special20

1wq2: Jokes cease to be funny the 1,00,000,000,000,000th time

I faaaahrt in your general direction!

Wait 'til Biggus Dickus hears of this!

1wq2: Jokes cease to be funny the 1,00,000,000,000,000th time

Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-ah!

Pinko_Commie: strangeguitar: Exhibit A:
One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.

Pardon?

One of the cross beams has gone out of skew on the treadle.

General Franco is still dead....

But he wasn't as much of a douchenozzle as the current fascist regime running Spain.

The English Major: special20

1wq2: Jokes cease to be funny the 1,00,000,000,000,000th time

I faaaahrt in your general direction!

Wait 'til Biggus Dickus hears of this!

You didn't use canned salmon, did you?

Good Behavior Day

You didn't use canned salmon, did you?

Well, the fishmonger promised me he'd have some fresh salmon, and he's normally so reliable.

oh, an online intarwub thread where everyone quotes Monty Python.

that's imaginative and hilarious.

Arrest Bush?

He's in Dallas. I have an idea, lets have soap oprea around a fictional presidential family based on the Bushes, but with conspiracies and drama. The entire viewing world will eat the show up and they will show it on BBC 1 like they did for Dallas back in the 1980s.

I can't believe no one has suggested putting Cheney in the comfy chair yet!

/obscure?

dbaggins: oh, an online intarwub thread where everyone quotes Monty Python.

that's imaginative and hilarious.

Imaginative? no. hilarious? yes.

Careful your post doesn't get marked as spam...

What the defendants might be thinking about this...



/hotlinked

I'm sure they'll be found not guilcup of all charges.

Sad story:

I was in history class, in college, a few years back and the prof told us our first group assignments were to pick a group name. My groups was made up of myself, and drunk frat boys and drunk sorority chicks. Who just stared at the paper like it was going to come to life on its own.

So obviously I suggest 'Spanish Inquisition', because no one would expect us. One of the frat boys looked up, and honestly asked me who the Spanish Inquisition were.

/I wept that day
//why yes, no one else in that group ever showed up in class again
///except once, three days after an exam

dbaggins: oh, an online intarwub thread where everyone quotes Monty Python.

that's imaginative and hilarious.

You could sit this one out.
/in the chair

anfrind: Pinko_Commie: strangeguitar: Exhibit A:
One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.

Pardon?

One of the cross beams has gone out of skew on the treadle.

Well what on earth does that mean?

dbaggins: oh, an online intarwub thread where everyone quotes Monty Python.

that's imaginative and hilarious.

Glad you approve, d-bag!

In the early years of the 21st century, to combat the rising tide of left-wing politics, the GOP gave President Bush of the U.S. let to move without let or hindrance across the world, in a reign of violence, terror, and torture that makes a smashing film. THIS was the Global War on Terror!

Pinko_Commie: anfrind: Pinko_Commie: strangeguitar: Exhibit A:
One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.

Pardon?

One of the cross beams has gone out of skew on the treadle.

Well what on earth does that mean?

I DON'T KNOW! Mr. Wendell just told me to come in here and say there was trouble at the mill, that's all! I didn't expect a kind of

Look out sin!

anfrind: Pinko_Commie: anfrind: Pinko_Commie: strangeguitar: Exhibit A:
One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.

Pardon?

One of the cross beams has gone out of skew on the treadle.

Well what on earth does that mean?

I DON'T KNOW! Mr. Wendell just told me to come in here and say there was trouble at the mill, that's all! I didn't expect a kind of

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is suprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

1wq2: Jokes cease to be funny the 1,00,000,000,000,000th time

It's just a model...

The only joke here is that the Spanish think they have a hope in hell. No way the government will let the 6 accused stand trial. As much as people think PROGRESSIVE means keeping campaign promises, no president ever wants to set a precedent allowing foreign governments to put Former US officials on trial. Its bad for their future after all one day they will be a former US official.

1wq2: Jokes cease to be funny the 1,00,000,000,000,000th time

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPA oh bugger.

The English Major: Wait 'til Biggus Dickus hears of this!

And, of course, his wife... Incontinentia Buttocks.

Ahem...

Prunes Please: Ahem...

We shall see about that! Biggles! Fetch...the cushions!

The text, Vic! Don't say the text!

In all seriousness, a major European nation is about to commence investigations into allegations that high-level American officials are guilty of authorizing torture, and then carrying it out.

Torture.

You know who else committed torture?

Well, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime, eh?

/oh dear goddess I've always wanted to say that and mean it
/Baltasar Garzón, I've loved you since you indicted Pinochet and I love you even more now, you cross-grained Spanish bastard

"Do you have anything without spam in it?"

And now for something completely different.

hurdboy: General Franco is still dead....

But he wasn't as much of a douchenozzle as the current fascist regime running Spain.

I remember looking out the window of our second floor flat in Sevilla at the gray shirts casually walking up the street in 1980, so I beg to differ.

anfrind: Prunes Please: Ahem...

We shall see about that! Biggles! Fetch...the cushions!

Poke her with the soft cushions!

Good Behavior Day: anfrind: Prunes Please: Ahem...

We shall see about that! Biggles! Fetch...the cushions!

Poke her with the soft cushions!

It's not working!