I don't think he thought his cunning plan all the way through.

This why the police beat up people, shoot them in the back, abuse their power, and cornhole hookers while on duty. They're not being challenged by master criminals. Even a doofus criminal should get a police officer through lunchtime.

/Come on folks, try harder. Just not where I live.

The guy sounds unstoppable.

Snohomish is a funny name for a county. You can only commit silly criminal acts there..

What a strange coincidence. Well, I'm stumped. How will they ever find this master criminal?

Well they aren't criminals because rocket scientist or brain surgeon were options they turned down.

/The good criminals don't get caught
//The really good ones get caught and get away with it anyway and go on to have long political careers.
///And some other criminals get caught and get away with it until Johnnie Cochran dies.

Monk said, "Here's how it happened."

I guess you could say he was a dead ringer?

/Badum-ching...I'll be here all night. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

How does one rob an inanimate object?

legrandbatard: Snohomish is a funny name for a county. You can only commit silly criminal acts there..

I'd pop for Kalamazoo, myself. How could you take yourself seriously if you were doing time in the Kalamazoo County Jail?

At least he tried, I mean it was the thought that counts, right?

i lol'd. nice headline sir

The man and the woman have the same name?

/Or the girlfriend's name is "Man"?
//Or the girlfriend's name is actually "girlfriend"?
///Or mebee I need another drank

He stole the ring. He robbed the jeweler.

legrandbatard: Snohomish is a funny name for a county. You can only commit silly criminal acts there..

It like most "funny" names in America is of native american origin.

/One of my best friends is a Snohomish county sheriffs deputy so I am getting a kick

Steal, maybe. Not rob. Yeesh.

How the fark do you rob a ring?