But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends.

Hello mudda, hello fadda ...

We are the C.I.T.s, so pity us,
the kids are brats. the food is hideous..,

Why does this happen? Can't moderators be proofreaders too?

NuttierThanEver: C.I.T.s

This alone means I need to subscribe to your newsletter.

/oh, the stories I could tell
//and will, once I Google "pennsylvania alcohol drug minor 'third base' 'statute of limitations'"
///other CITs, you pervs

Ikimasen: Why does this happen? Can't moderators be proofreaders too?

God hates you. It's the only reasonable explanation.

Sgygus: Hello mudda, hello fadda ...

Hear I am, at Camp Marijuana

Coke is good here, the Crack is better

I'm so farked up I can barely write this letter...

/oldey but a goody from my misspent youth

They need band camp

The premarital sex I understand, but when does the getting slaughtered come in?

ah camp

sirbissel: Ikimasen: Why does this happen? Can't moderators be proofreaders too?

God hates you. It's the only reasonable explanation.

Why, God?!

HoboSong: They need band camp

Alyson Hannigan has magic powers, you know. She can make a flute disappear.

halfwaytoheaven: HoboSong: They need band camp

Alyson Hannigan has magic powers, you know. She can make a flute disappear.

Technicaly I could* too but I choose not to.

*with my anus

parents will do anyhting to get their kids out of the house

htis

No, they go right to the basement.
/I'll let you know

strangeguitar: But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends.

Yeah, but at that rate the poor kid's tools are not going to be rusted, they'll disappear entirely from their anatomy.

mmmmm, not showered in a week sex!

that and bug juice keep my shrink so busy.......

phlegmmo: parents will do anyhting to get their kids out of the house

htis

siht

woo, color war...not the race riot kind, the fun kind.

AlwaysRightBoy: phlegmmo: parents will do anyhting to get their kids out of the house

htis

siht

ihts

A camp themed movie I used to spank to watch as a youngin'

What summer camp did subby go to? The one I went to was pure torture. I hated every second of it. I think I only lasted a week before my mom let me not go.

AlwaysRightBoy: phlegmmo: parents will do anyhting to get their kids out of the house

htis

siht

I finally got you nazi bastarrd
/sorry


////I do not meam that
//withit all dew 'it respect

This story is relevant to his interests.

And that's why we hold you in our hearts.

No Kamp Krusty pix???

/disappointed

Ahh i used to love going for a dip at camp!

CygnusDarius: AlwaysRightBoy: phlegmmo: parents will do anyhting to get their kids out of the house

htis

siht

ihts

I loved summer camp as a kid. Lots of good memories. Shot my first gun. Kissed my first girl (Jessica Corbin, whatever happened to you?). The rope swing over the pond. One-Eyed-Charlie the Chef's (seriously only had one eye; guy caught some German shrapnel during the war) ham and cheese breakfast casserole. Campfires, wiener roasts, s'mores and flaming marshmallows. Swapping dirty jokes and drinking smuggled beer. Winning the kayak race at the camp Olympics. Yes, lots of good memories.


Except for the poison ivy. I could have done without that memory. And the camp's well had a bit of a sulfur problem, so you'd smell like rotten ass after a shower. Outside that, though, it was all good.

I went to Girl Scout camps growing up (just one or two weeks)and one summer in college when the summer job market sucked, was a counselor.

The summer I was there, about a third of the staff were lesbians, and the co-directors met at the camp a few years prior and were married in England. They slept in separate tents, though, and I did not pick up on that until someone mentioned it to me (and asked how I could've missed their rings). My gaydar doesn't work as well on the lesbians, I guess.

I also missed out on a lesbian lake skinny-dipping excursion, but spent the 4th of July in Chicago getting trashed with a bunch of the international counselors instead.

Good times.

/THE PHONE
//THE PHONE
///WHERE'S THE F--KING PHONE?

StreetlightInTheGhetto:

Out of curiosity, which reactor is that of which you've a picture on your profile?

/looks like a TRIGA, but it's hard to tell
//NE student in a past life
///Watching a core light up with Čerenkov radiation as you power up is a beautiful thing

Ditto

What the hell is the tower thing in the background? Looks like it's set in an abandoned submarine base or something.

When we first started hanging out together, this morning, we were just friends; but things change, and I've fallen in love with you. I just know that if you gave me a chance, I could make you feel so good. So I am coming, not as your buddy, and not as a co-counselor, but for the first time as a man - a man who loves a woman, and who wants to hold her and provide for her and, yes, have sex with her; but no, seriously, Katie, I love the way you laugh and I love the way your hair smells and I love it that sometimes for no reason you're late for shul, and I don't care that you're bowlegged and I don't care that you're bilingual - all I know is that I would have said no to every single person on your list because I've always wanted you.

/not obscure

I can't even imagine how much bubble-wrap they must put around the precious snowflakes at camp these days, but when I was a kid, camp was AWESOME. Rifle range, archery range, swimming, boating & canoeing, turtle hunting, horseback riding, campfire food made out of 50% dirt and leaves, poisonous spiders and snakes. Unlike the movies, the girl's camp was on the same side of the lake just on the other side of the dining hall, so except for the crappers & showers the camp was essentially coed. Many, many 14-year-old boobies were groped just out of range of the campfire light.

One summer, they opened up an old "store" shed that hadn't been used in awhile to distribute the bullets and arts & crafts supplies from. They found a very old retail rack of "Fizzies", which were a 60's abomination that were supposed to be an instant soft drink. They were actually alka-seltzer with coloring and sweetened with sacharine. Even when fresh, they were horrible, but these were antiques, so they sold them to us for a nickel a pack. We discovered that if you threw them in the lake, fish and turtles would eat them, get a REALLY surprised look on their face, and then puke. It was the best summer ever!

A dozen internets to any Farker who knows what gunwale jumping is.

flypusher713: No Kamp Krusty pix???

/disappointed

I was looking for Camp Anawanna pics.

NO.. what it means is parents are too poor to take a vacation. I went to summer camp 8 or 9 years in a row because my parents didn't have the money to go to myrtle beach or Florida every year like everyone else in their social circle.

/probably more fun for the kids anyways.

Nuckofthenorth: mmmmm, not showered in a week sex!

that and bug juice keep my shrink so busy.......

Hah... try not taking a shiat for a week... I have no idea how I managed that as a child.

soundguy:

A dozen internets to any Farker who knows what gunwale jumping is.

Using the bow or stern of a canoe as a diving board.
Waterfront instructor at a giels camp.

StreetlightInTheGhetto: I went to Girl Scout camps growing up (just one or two weeks)and one summer in college when the summer job market sucked, was a counselor.

The summer I was there, about a third of the staff were lesbians, and the co-directors met at the camp a few years prior and were married in England. They slept in separate tents, though, and I did not pick up on that until someone mentioned it to me (and asked how I could've missed their rings). My gaydar doesn't work as well on the lesbians, I guess.

I also missed out on a lesbian lake skinny-dipping excursion,

Christ, talk about giving a guy a boner in the morning.

/what Gunwhale Jumping might look like

I remember my "Summer Camp"...started going when I was 12...it wasn't nearly as fun as everyone else remembers. Oh, that's right, it was a job, not summer camp.

/bitter because I knew most camps had orgies all day/night long with the hottest chics evar
//that's what the tv told me, anyways
///still bitter
////...and i'd fap every chance i have back then thinking about those campgirls

Fond memories.

Jesus, I loved going to camp. Wish I could afford it for my kid.

Fat Camp and Fat Camp 2 were awesome. Why did MTV not release these on DVD?

Most hilarious documentary ever.

approves.

grinderman: I think I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I went to camp in Florida in 83-85 at a camp with a Lake Crystal and a kid had drowned there years before. His grave was right there on the lake shore.

Camp was great and I am glad I was sent there. The kids that really had it made went to "ski camp" where they had a new Mastercraft ski boat and got to ski all day.

sluck604: Hah... try not taking a shiat for a week... I have no idea how I managed that as a child.

lol i did that too, nothing like outhouses with giant freakin spiders all around them. fark that I'm gonna hold it unit I know my willie not going to get bit.