I'm not only the president.......

His is spray on.

If you can exploit stupidity, you can make money on the internet.

"the info-mercial is so well done and it's so convincing"

If it really convincing anyone, that fact scares me more than the cancer.

That tired site?

Everyone knows that you can get the perfect tan here. (pops)

Wow. What was the PT Barnum quote?

Is it wrong that I enjoy the links that come with an automatic "RTFA detector"?

Not just the presidents...

Can I get the pic of the dude with the caption, "Old News Is So Exciting!"?

cmis04: Can I get the pic of the dude with the caption, "Old News Is So Exciting!"?

Snarky AND lazy!!

StoneyBologna: If you can exploit stupidity, you can make money on the internet.

No kidding. I'm saddened the developer was tricked into selling out such a brilliant technology to some politically correct morons with a bunch of money. Children worldwide are suffering due to lack of vitamin D from lack of sunlight because of getting kidnapped and terrorism and this could be key for our next generation of fighters.

Today, the woman who owns the Chinese restaurant in our shopping center came in looking to buy sunscreen... to prevent her from burning herself with cooking oil.

johnny_vegas: cmis04: Can I get the pic of the dude with the caption, "Old News Is So Exciting!"?

Snarky AND lazy!!

Ha, somewhat new here. Always crack up when I see that pic though, plus, I remember seeing this on Fark awhile ago.

Soul Glow

StoneyBologna: If you can exploit stupidity, you can make money on the internet.

FTFY

Does not approve

Weren't there people claiming that Fark was burning out their retinas after the last re-design? I think Drew missed the bandwagon here.

Goddamnit, SuperCatBarf


I thought that was a mummy

SuperCatBarf

That will forerver haunt my dreams, you beautiful bastard.

Notabunny: The one on the right's a member of the Fantastic Four, right?

Most probably didn't buy the claim they just wanted to see WTF the scam was.

Have you gotten ripped off by this and other bugus websites? Tired of getting taken advantage of by unscrupulous Nigerian emails?
Now, for a limited time only you, yes YOU can learn the secrets to spotting fraudulent offers on th web! But you must act now because this offer won't last! Just send 29.95 to...

I know I believe everything that appears in Dirty Des's organ.

Notabunny: Not just the presidents...

Thanks a lot. I'll have nightmares tonight. Jerk.

I read somewhere that TotalFark is bad for your eyes because there are more pixels per square inch and that overstimulates the retinal ganglion cells which, in plain speak, causes undue wear and tear.
..and those unfortunates that ascribe to UltraFark, well, just forget about it.

pipco: I read somewhere that TotalFark is bad for your eyes because there are more pixels per square inch and that overstimulates the retinal ganglion cells which, in plain speak, causes undue wear and tear.
..and those unfortunates that ascribe to UltraFark, well, just forget about it.

I've got the same problem with some porn sites, different muscle overstimulated, tho.

johnny_vegas: cmis04: Can I get the pic of the dude with the caption, "Old News Is So Exciting!"?

Snarky AND lazy!!

My new role model!

Perfect Tan? (new window)

What kind of person believes that computer screens can actually emit UV radiation? Don't this people have consumer grade lights at home? (Imagine the lawsuits if they actually did...)

But to be honest, a "laptop tan" would be neat to witness... just think.. tan fingers, knuckles and face... the rest totally untanned...

Notabunny: Not just the presidents...

WHAT the hell is that thing?

Notabunny: Not just the presidents...

That reminds me of this

Wait, wait, didn't anyone RTFA?

The site then goes on to warn the public of the threat posed by skin cancer, which kills an average of five Britons every day.

Britain gets enough sun to give people skin cancer?

FIVE Britons die from skin cancer EVERY day on average?

Heyzeus farking Krist....

belhade: Wait, wait, didn't anyone RTFA?

The site then goes on to warn the public of the threat posed by skin cancer, which kills an average of five Britons every day.

Britain gets enough sun to give people skin cancer?

They tan their teeth, obviously. You didn't think it was a lack of hygiene, did you?!

belhade: Wait, wait, didn't anyone RTFA?

The site then goes on to warn the public of the threat posed by skin cancer, which kills an average of five Britons every day.

Britain gets enough sun to give people skin cancer?

The point was it's majorly popular to fake n bake. A ton of people own tanning booths at home over there due to lack of sun.

dnrtfa did we fark that site? i hope not

Notabunny: Not just the presidents...

WTF is wrong with that man's face?!

I SOOOO hate this thread.

Notice how Zombie Kirk Douglas is one color, but his woman's face is not tanned like the rest of her freakish body. These are disturbing people to gaze upon. I could not have them over for coffee.

Good idea to promote how dangerous tanning can be. As someone who has been in the dermatologist surgery three times in as many years, anything to get the message out is ok with me.

Had a little spot on the side of my neck. 110 external, 80 internal stitches for a spot no bigger than half the size of my little finger nail. Healed beautifully, can't tell unless you really look - hard. I had wonderful, talented doctors, which I'm very grateful for. Then had a couple of spots on my left arm. They scared, nothing gross, but scared just the same after surgery. I'm waiting for the next spot to appear, hoping it doesn't. And I never sunbathed, never was a sun worshiper. It has to be the fair skin and red hair. I will not go outside now without slathering myself with sun block. Probably to late, but what the hell.

For those who did not RTFA, it's a spoof site. It's actually a site to raise awareness for skin cancer. Good info there.