It depends. Are we talking 1st edition, 2nd edition, 3.5 or 4th edition?

Can someone translate the headline? I don't speak virgin.

what_now: Can someone translate the headline? I don't speak virgin.

Oh yes - insult the gamers. I sure that will get them to help you out.

what_now: Can someone translate the headline? I don't speak virgin.

I dunno what you speak, but I will do the best I can.

Translation for you: G20? Like, OMG isn't that what Obama uses like a little black dress for all that economic bad stuff'n'shiat?

/Don't hurt me.

A Glock 20 is a 10mm striker fired semiautomatic pistol. It is a powerful pistol that holds more than 10 rounds, so Obama wants to ban it.

Infinity makes a G20 Sedan, I thought Obama rolled in something nicer these days.

what_now: Can someone translate the headline? I don't speak virgin.

Oh, I doubt that.

Weaver95: It depends. Are we talking 1st edition, 2nd edition, 3.5 or 4th edition?

Gad. Anything after 2nd ed is just awful. Besides, apart from a few odds tables, most of us have modified just about everything to suit our own style of world and gameplay.

/and Obama uses a +5 Ring of Protection from Capitalism. Everyone knows that.

Sheeeeit. 'Bama's an OG20.

Back in the day it was a D20. G20 must be some sort of iPhone app.

I think subby means a D20. I have no idea what a G20 would be. A 20-sided Gie?

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: A Glock 20 is a 10mm striker fired semiautomatic pistol. It is a powerful pistol that holds more than 10 rounds, so Obama wants to ban it.

I'm glad I wasn't alone in that being the first thing to come to mind.

/Rather have a Dan Wesson RZ-10

he crited!

now confirm!

Just very recently started playing with my friends.

Beaten by thereadlines. d'oh.

nurfy: I think subby means a D20. I have no idea what a G20 would be. A 20-sided Gie?

Those came out for the 4.5 edition.

I can see the fight were Merkel doesn't want to play the cleric anymore, Brown keeps questioning the GM, and Putin takes more than his share of the pizza.

I thought the policy was 4:20?
/everything will be just fiiiiiiiiinnnnnne.

dahmers love zombie: Gad. Anything after 2nd ed is just awful.

I liked the 3.5 rules. they were easy to customize and the idea of templates made critter creation easier.

4th edition dumbed down the game by a considerable margin. not specifically a problem, if you want a simple game that artifically limited player actions then that's fine. What offended me most about 4th edition wasn't the built in limitations so much as they changes to long established story lines in the core product game worlds. story continuity went right out the window all on a corporate whim.

It's a trick! The only way out of the maze is to stab the elf banker in the back and leave his body to the debt ogre!

gibbon1: It's a trick! The only way out of the maze is to stab the elf banker in the back and leave his body to the debt ogre!

toxic debit sounds like a wickely cool creature template.

dahmers love zombie: Gad. Anything after 2nd ed is just awful. Besides, apart from a few odds tables, most of us have modified just about everything to suit our own style of world and gameplay.

Eh, I disagree with you. A bajillion different types of saving throws and especially THAC0 was annoying; I'd much rather deal with BAB and will/fort/reflex saves.

How is a supermarket chain going to save the enconomy?

/plus, their produce kind of sucks

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

The same foxes that destroyed the "chicken house" are being entrusted to correct it??? WTF?

JonnyBGoode: You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

You are eaten by a grue.

G20

All I have to say is, his charisma score and initiative bonus must be phenomenal.

JonnyBGoode: You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

I use magic missle!

As long as they can get Geithner through a meeting without him screaming Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! things should be just fine.

Isn't G20 what Chevy Chase and Dan Akroyd were trying to be in "Spies Like Us?"

what_now: Can someone translate the headline? I don't speak virgin.

It's like the internet tough guy's cousin - internet sexy guy

The economic crisis can't be handled by AD&D rules, folks.



Chaosium has rules for this situation.

what_now: Can someone translate the headline? I don't speak virgin.

If the United States and the Economic Armageddon were two teams in a Football game, and Obama is the quarter back, it would be like trying to do a River City Relay on the forth down at the 50 yard line, that's the Economic Stimulus package. The G-20 is the John Carney's extra point.

tortilla burger: what_now: Can someone translate the headline? I don't speak virgin.

It's like the internet tough guy's cousin - internet sexy guy

Instant classic, just tweak that to Internet Sex God, alter ego of the Internet Tough Guy.

Does anyone know his THACO is?

what_now: Can someone translate the headline? I don't speak virgin.

lol *snork*

Oh god. SUBBY has the best headline anybody will see this side of doomsday! :D

The internets are all yours sir. Award them as you wish.

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You hit the credit default swap for 1 point of damage
The credit default swap hits you for 10 trillion points of damage

Goody, now he gets to go to Europe and hear how horrible and wasteful his plan is.. it will be like the Republicans only with a cool accent.

Lighting bolt lightning bolt lightning bolt!

Aracnix: Isn't G20 what Chevy Chase and Dan Akroyd were trying to be in "Spies Like Us?"

I thought it was GLG20.

/that movie rocked

I know those words, but that headline doesn't make sense.

Well the Republicans did have an attack of opportunity after Obama unveiled his budget, too bad they rolled a natural 1:

eggrolls: Lighting bolt lightning bolt lightning bolt!

Oh man I remember that video. Whoever posts a link to it will be may hero...

Is the save against economic armageddon a Will, Reflex or Fort save?

Bush had an excellent Reflex save -- did you see him dodge that shoe? Obama has the magic touch, so I'm hoping that means his Will save is outstanding.. and, if he makes his save, individual americans get +10 synergy bonus to all saving throws against losing their job, right?

HAHAHAHA

Didn't RTFA or RTFT, just stopped in to give +1 to subby.

Excellent geek headline

Biological Ali: Well the Republicans did have an attack of opportunity after Obama unveiled his budget, too bad they rolled a natural 1:

That 19 page pamphlet the republicans are shopping as an alternative are outstanding, if the media really were liberal, it would be delightfully dissecting one of the most ridiculous budgets ever released.

Instead, this past week seemed to be devoted to Twitter and over use of the Teleprompter.

Republicans aren't very good at being a minority governing party either, as their ideas haven't changed any, but they are still pushing for them.

Not to mention the fact that they've used the filibuster more than 112 times already, might be time for the nuclear option.

Actually it is short form for $20 gazillion dollars. Which is what we will owe China when my kids are grown. If we make it that long. What a freaking joke that bunch is right now.