I'd say, yes

submitter: Can Michael Jackson pull off his high-stakes comeback?


I wish!


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Didn't we elect him president?

Everybody likes a trainwreck.

If he did a world tour he'd have more luck than anything in The States, I think.

I thought Michael Jackson had all kinds of health problems and was struggling just to stay alive.

FTA: But concert promoters are promising a new Michael with new dance steps.

I think they're going to use a well trained doppelganger on stage to lip sync his songs. It's not like his face can't be recreated by a plastic surgeon and dance moves are easy to learn.

No.

People sure will pay a lot of money just to se a Michael Jackson impersonator.

Sorry, got distracted by

The poor bastard. I can't help but wonder how he would have come out had he not been beaten mercilessly, exposed to freaky sex constantly and harangued with religious vomit throughout his whole childhood. His dad should have been thrown in prison for twisting those kids' brains.

From TFA- "and this is an incredible schedule, 50 dates over six months," says Cardew

Wow...that sounds grueling. How will he ever pull it off?
From Jackyl's website-The band earned two Guinness Book of World Records citations and the designation "The Hardest Working Band in Rock 'N' Roll" for performing 100 shows in 50 days as well as 21 shows in 24 hours. Dupree says the most grueling of the two was 21 shows in 24 hours; Jackyl completed that task in Texas, and the shows were all done with full lights and sound. The daytime sets were 45 minutes long whereas the ones done at nighttime were between 90 and 120 minutes long.
Now that is an incredible schedule.

Yeah, it's all his dad's fault.

Not this shiat again - FTA:
"Why now? Because the formerly flush singer, who was forced to put his beloved Neverland estate on the market to pay bills, is seriously in need of cash."
He's renting a $2 million/month house in California. Doesn't sound broke to me.

I hope it is a total disaster so he farks off and we don't have listen to him whine, his whiny fans or his shiatty music again.