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(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Gettin' booed off stage 'cause your rappin' sucks / Pullin' a gun out, man, that's just farked up   (tampabay.com) divider line 47
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Cewley [TotalFark] 2009-03-27 11:06:42 PM  
2 magic words: "rappin' sucks."

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2009-03-27 11:22:11 PM  
I used to teach in that building. It was called Arts & Letters (LET) then, not Cooper Hall (CPR).

USF frankly is a junior college with a medical school.

 
T.M.S. [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 01:11:50 AM  
He had the right to defend himself.

 
Dimensio 2009-03-28 02:22:39 AM  
T.M.S.: He had the right to defend himself.

There exists no indication that the arrested subject was under any reasonable fear of imminent bodily harm, death, kidnapping or sexual assault.

 
dlime16 2009-03-28 04:52:32 AM  
Dimensio: T.M.S.: He had the right to defend himself.

There exists no indication that the arrested subject was under any reasonable fear of imminent bodily harm, death, kidnapping or sexual assault.


The law obviously needs to recognize assault of his pride.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 05:10:20 AM  
Dimensio: T.M.S.: He had the right to defend himself.

There exists no indication that the arrested subject was under any reasonable fear of imminent bodily harm, death, kidnapping or sexual assault.


They booed, dude. They needs ta' learn they self sum respeckt.

 
lazfx 2009-03-28 05:14:22 AM  
Rap..... who would of guessed....

 
Sarcastic_Twit 2009-03-28 05:20:05 AM  
He should have just started crying like the rejects do on American Idol.

Also names don't come much whiter than David Joseph Thornton.

 
Otackle72 2009-03-28 05:21:32 AM  
Wishes he was hardcore

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 05:25:04 AM  
Otackle72: Wishes he was hardcore

Yo dawg, I herd you like the Thug Life, so I shot you

 
zombieFart 2009-03-28 05:27:09 AM  
David Thornton: "I believe menacingly waving my firearm outside of the auditorium will rectify my stage performance. Surely people will then recognize my legitimacy and I will be accepted as the victor in the talent contest."

Morgan Byron: "I concur. A capitol idea."

 
diethotdog 2009-03-28 05:40:39 AM  
the-joke-shop.com

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 05:58:04 AM  
That's what he gets for being a no-talent, non-instrument playing, non-singing rapping hack.

/arent they all tho?

 
TsarTom 2009-03-28 06:08:13 AM  
Based on da' mad rhymez in da' headlinez...

...anyone care to make a bet on subby's race?

/yeah, I'm white...
//what tipped you off?

 
Mike_LowELL [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 06:22:41 AM  
HoW YaLl JuDgE mE??? Y'aLl DiDn'T sEe My RaP. BeT Y'AlL wOuLdN't SaY tHiS tO mY FaCe

ThEy HaTeD mY aCt CaUsE tHeY HaTeR's MaN

 
Phlem Pickens 2009-03-28 06:36:45 AM  
Word

 
RY28 2009-03-28 07:06:01 AM  
Snoop Dogg ?

 
jonj1980 2009-03-28 07:07:34 AM  
Dimensio: T.M.S.: He had the right to defend himself.

There exists no indication that the arrested subject was under any reasonable fear of imminent bodily harm, death, kidnapping or sexual assault.

.
The words "rap concert" costitute "res ispsa loquitor".

Man was in imminent danger and acted accordingly!

 
Pathman 2009-03-28 07:08:52 AM  
Bit'O'Gristle: That's what he gets for being a no-talent, non-instrument playing, non-singing rapping hack.

/arent they all tho?


no. they aren't.
but like almost all of today's music - the popular mainstream ones certainly do... judging rap by today's standards would be like judging rock using the Jonas Brothers.

 
jonj1980 2009-03-28 07:13:54 AM  
coNstitute and loquitUr.

I'm getting off the pipe and heading to bed.

 
Gridlock 2009-03-28 07:22:06 AM  
An incompetent rhymer and an incompetent gun owner.

// If he had any sense, he would've applied the gun directly to his forehead.

 
zombieFart 2009-03-28 07:23:00 AM  
Pathman: Bit'O'Gristle: That's what he gets for being a no-talent, non-instrument playing, non-singing rapping hack.

/arent they all tho?

no. they aren't.
but like almost all of today's music - the popular mainstream ones certainly do... judging rap by today's standards would be like judging rock using the Jonas Brothers.


It's a pattern that applies to almost all music. First it's cool, then it's commercialized and ultimately it sucks.

 
Ball of Confusion 2009-03-28 07:23:18 AM  
sucky rap is redundant. it implies incorrectly that there is rap that doesnt completely suck

/goml.

 
Jamieboy 2009-03-28 07:24:58 AM  
Sarcastic_Twit: He should have just started crying like the rejects do on American Idol.

Also names don't come much whiter than David Joseph Thornton.


blogs.tampabay.com

/hot, like his gun

 
james_bong 2009-03-28 07:27:27 AM  
Joaquin Phoenix?

/DNRTFA

 
Nick Nostril 2009-03-28 08:05:59 AM  
USF? What a shocker.

 
JuicyJ 2009-03-28 08:17:36 AM  
Cewley: 2 magic words: "rappin' sucks."

Say that after a bottle of Patron, a blunt, and splitting an 8-Ball.

 
Sarcastic_Twit 2009-03-28 08:24:38 AM  
Jamieboy: Sarcastic_Twit: He should have just started crying like the rejects do on American Idol.

Also names don't come much whiter than David Joseph Thornton.



/hot, like his gun


I didn't mean he was white, just that he should have come prepared. I think the media refers to Eminem as Eminem, real name Marshall Mathers, or "the white rapper we DON'T make fun of". He could have said his name was D.J. Lil'pimpdaddybiatchgangstathug Thorton or somesuch. Now it's just MC Prisonbiatch.

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-28 09:57:44 AM  
It wasn't Kanye?

/disappointed

 
skinink 2009-03-28 10:00:16 AM  

Just hold your guns in the air/ and wave them like you just don't care!!!


Say Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


 
NotWithoutAsswelts 2009-03-28 10:04:18 AM  
Brotha not gettin he respek, some motherfarka gonna die

Word

 
O_Fraggy 2009-03-28 10:16:43 AM  
feckingmorons: I used to teach in that building. It was called Arts & Letters (LET) then, not Cooper Hall (CPR).

USF frankly is a junior college with a medical school.


USF is a top research institution now...yer old and ignorant!

 
wmoonfox 2009-03-28 10:26:10 AM  
So, a drunken group of frat boys "tried to kick him out", after Thornton returned to watch the rest of the show following his less than stellar performance, at which point he pulled a gun on the unruly crowd and fled to his vehicle. Since the mob of frat boys certainly had only the best of intentions for Mr. Thornton -- group hug, perhaps? -- I'm sure there was no reason he might have felt this action to be justified at the time.

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 10:53:28 AM  
Sarcastic_Twit: He should have just started crying like the rejects do on American Idol.

Also names don't come much whiter than David Joseph Thornton.


He is not white.

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 10:57:37 AM  
O_Fraggy: feckingmorons: I used to teach in that building. It was called Arts & Letters (LET) then, not Cooper Hall (CPR).

USF frankly is a junior college with a medical school.

USF is a top research institution now...yer old and ignorant!


Yeah, that is what their brochures say. Sorry to disappoint you but a top research institution it is not. A research institution sure, but when you have the Health Services Administrators stealing bikes on campus you really can't claim to be top anything.

 
inelegy 2009-03-28 11:00:48 AM  
www.bbc.co.uk

 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 11:20:02 AM  
I was hoping for Joaquin Phoenix

 
weirdneighbour 2009-03-28 11:39:00 AM  
How is it possible to tell good rap from bad rap?

 
El_Swino 2009-03-28 11:39:22 AM  
Blowmonkey: I was hoping for Joaquin Phoenix

Stay tuned, I think it's only a matter of time.

 
Gravitholus 2009-03-28 11:39:53 AM  
i299.photobucket.com
'Cuz I'm a GANGSTA!

 
LeroyBourne 2009-03-28 12:01:46 PM  
loffredo.ca

Nothing special about me MOTHAFARKER!

 
bubbaprog [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-28 12:55:24 PM  
feckingmorons: Yeah, that is what their brochures say. Sorry to disappoint you but a top research institution it is not. A research institution sure, but when you have the Health Services Administrators stealing bikes on campus you really can't claim to be top anything.

Like it or not, USF has several departments that are tops in the country at what they do. Mine is one of them.

The undergrads are not the best. But the faculty and their research record (and, thus, the graduate students in many departments) are indeed amongst the best nationally.

 
Baumer 2009-03-28 01:00:54 PM  
wmoonfox: So, a drunken group of frat boys "tried to kick him out", after Thornton returned to watch the rest of the show following his less than stellar performance, at which point he pulled a gun on the unruly crowd and fled to his vehicle. Since the mob of frat boys certainly had only the best of intentions for Mr. Thornton -- group hug, perhaps? -- I'm sure there was no reason he might have felt this action to be justified at the time.

He came back and was smoking inside the auditorium. He's lucky Dr. Jan Itor didn't come by and hit him with a mop for making his building smelly. "I'm gangsta! I smoke where I'm not supposed to! Thug life biatches!"

 
superfudge73 2009-03-28 01:20:04 PM  
digitalcypher.com

 
feckingmorons [TotalFark] 2009-03-28 02:36:18 PM  
bubbaprog: feckingmorons: Yeah, that is what their brochures say. Sorry to disappoint you but a top research institution it is not. A research institution sure, but when you have the Health Services Administrators stealing bikes on campus you really can't claim to be top anything.

Like it or not, USF has several departments that are tops in the country at what they do. Mine is one of them.


The undergrads are not the best. But the faculty and their research record (and, thus, the graduate students in many departments) are indeed amongst the best nationally.



I like it, I think it is great, I have two degrees from USF. But it is a big commuter 'junior college' type school.

What department are you talking about.

 
Livin G Fab 2009-03-28 02:39:28 PM  
Did his rap sound like this:

Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick, feelin' kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick.

 
rustylite 2009-03-28 06:30:42 PM  
Rap Sucks, nuff said.

 
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