Bachmann vs Beck.

It's a kook off.

/see also: kook out.

submitter: Michelle Bachmann (R-Turner Overdrive)

She's taking care of business.

Flab: submitter: Michelle Bachmann (R-Turner Overdrive)

She's taking care of business.

Every Day!

Flab: submitter: Michelle Bachmann (R-Turner Overdrive)

She's taking care of business.

Yeah, but you ain't seen nothing yet. She seems to be one of the more outrageous American woman that these eyes have seen.

Oh, the shame and humiliation!

I didn't vote for her. I'm sorry my neighbors are freakin' wackos :(

hubiestubert: Michelle, let's not pussyfoot around the issue...

Over in one!

Warning: Michelle Bachmann contains significant amounts of bovine fecal material and nuts.

Michelle Bachman calls for armed rebellion against the United State government.

If you have a problem with, email your congress critter and ask them to condemn these statements.

It doesn't surprise me that Obama's admin supports a global currency. He's very anti-American, you know. The media confirmed this with their investigation.

Glen Beck and Michelle Bachmann in the same room together? Weren't they concerned of a critical mass of craziness that might destroy us all? Very irresponsible of them.

There is simply no way Republicans are serious. Its all a huge troll act. They don't want to hald any power ever again for whatever reason.

But people, and entire politcal party, cannot possibly be this collectively stupid.

You watch, you'll get some in here defending her this very thread. Within a few months, John Boehner is gonna call news conference and then jump out like Austin Koucher in "Punked" and the entire country will have a great laugh.

Are we changing our currency to the NWOBuck before or after we change our currency to the Amero?

I'd post a picture from Dumb and Dumber but I have the feeling that it doesn't actually convey enough.

NewportBarGuy: Wait until his daddy dies and he joins the U.S. Senate. That'll be fun. At least Rhode Island will be rid of him.

Dude...are you suggesting that when a Massachusetts senator dies, a Rhode Island congressman will take his spot? You do realize that Rhode Island and Massachusetts are two separate states, right? And the House and Senate are different entities?

Most importantly, you do realize that the Governor of Massachusetts can't just Blogovich someone into the seat, there will be a special election...right?

krelborne: It doesn't surprise me that Obama's admin supports a global currency. He's very anti-American, you know. The media confirmed this with their investigation.

All spearheaded by the lovely Ms. Bachmann!

/the one who completely misunderstood the money issue to begin with, and continues to fail with it.
//Sorry, MN. we tried.

You know, if it someone hadn't named their child "Elywin Tinkelberg", we be might not be having this conversation.

Klingon Penis: krelborne: It doesn't surprise me that Obama's admin supports a global currency. He's very anti-American, you know. The media confirmed this with their investigation.

-1/10

hubiestubert: Michelle, let's not pussyfoot around the issue...

Oh wow that really looks like an ex of mine.

RevMercutio: krelborne: It doesn't surprise me that Obama's admin supports a global currency. He's very anti-American, you know. The media confirmed this with their investigation.

All spearheaded by the lovely Ms. Bachmann!

/the one who completely misunderstood the money issue to begin with, and continues to fail with it.
//Sorry, MN. we tried.

What the fark is her district like? Is it all Christian cult complexes or some shiat? My understanding always was that Minnesotians are not nearly this goddamned retarded.

PascalsGhost: What the fark is her district like? Is it all Christian cult complexes or some shiat? My understanding always was that Minnesotians are not nearly this goddamned retarded.

Would you vote for someone named "Tinklenberg"? Let's be serious here. What's next, candidate "Weeweeglacier"?

PascalsGhost:

What the fark is her district like? Is it all Christian cult complexes or some shiat? My understanding always was that Minnesotians are not nearly this goddamned retarded.

Rich suburbs or rural nothingness. Their mindsets are either going to be "The liberals are taking our money!" or "The liberals are taking our guns!"

PascalsGhost: My understanding always was that Minnesotians are not nearly this goddamned retarded.

She almost lost to a dude named ELWYN TWINKLEBERG!!!!!

If the Democrats had put a single dollar into this race, picked someone not named ...Elwyn Twinkleberg before mid October, they could have gotten rid of her.

I think the DNC wants her there. I think that she is so batshiat crazy that they want to point to her, and she doesn't do much damage because...it's Minnesota. It's not like she has a "delegation". The other congressman ACTUALLY got sworn in on the Koran.

krelborne: PascalsGhost: What the fark is her district like? Is it all Christian cult complexes or some shiat? My understanding always was that Minnesotians are not nearly this goddamned retarded.

Would you vote for someone named "Tinklenberg"? Let's be serious here. What's next, candidate "Weeweeglacier"?

YodaTuna: PascalsGhost:

What the fark is her district like? Is it all Christian cult complexes or some shiat? My understanding always was that Minnesotians are not nearly this goddamned retarded.

Rich suburbs or rural nothingness. Their mindsets are either going to be "The liberals are taking our money!" or "The liberals are taking our guns!"

what_now: PascalsGhost: My understanding always was that Minnesotians are not nearly this goddamned retarded.

She almost lost to a dude named ELWYN TWINKLEBERG!!!!!

If the Democrats had put a single dollar into this race, picked someone not named ...Elwyn Twinkleberg before mid October, they could have gotten rid of her.

I think the DNC wants her there. I think that she is so batshiat crazy that they want to point to her, and she doesn't do much damage because...it's Minnesota. It's not like she has a "delegation". The other congressman ACTUALLY got sworn in on the Koran.

ProdigalSigh: PascalsGhost: What the fark is her district like? Is it all Christian cult complexes or some shiat? My understanding always was that Minnesotians are not nearly this goddamned retarded.



It's MN, the solitude drives some residents crazy.



I still don't get it. That isn't enough. I mean, this biatch honestly BELIEVES we are going to a one world currency and Bush was coronated by God himself. I mean, you can tell she isn't pandering, shes the reall mutherfrkking deal.

It's really sad that she is completely off the reservation because she's not a bad looking woman.

/no seriously, this lady needs mental help

ProdigalSigh: It's MN, the solitude drives some residents crazy.

Nah. The people out in Lake Wobegon are cool. It's the endless twin city burb-dwellers (Bachmann's district) that are nuts.

Still, the fact that Bachmann and Ellison's districts touch... there are houses that face each other across the street in those districts... is amazing. Then again, this is the state of Ventura and Franken.

I've been hearing this coonts name a little too much lately. She's not planning to actually give it a shot at 2012 is she?

PascalsGhost: I still don't get it. That isn't enough. I mean, this biatch honestly BELIEVES we are going to a one world currency and Bush was coronated by God himself. I mean, you can tell she isn't pandering, shes the reall mutherfrkking deal.

Oh, she's 10lbs of crazy in a 7lb bag, no doubt about it. But you're asking where she came from? I have no idea. If you're asking why she keeps getting elected, I'd say that the DNC wants her exactly were she is.

Every time she says something like this the blogs pick it up and mock her, Keith Olbermann runs it on MSNBC, and then three days later, when everyone even tangentally involved in politics has heard about it, the DCCC sends out a mailer asking for donations to "help rid the house of people like her", and they get a million dollars.

Remember how the 24 hrs after Sarah Palin's speech at the RNC turned out to be the biggest single day of donations in the entire campaign......for Barack Obama?

PascalsGhost: RevMercutio: krelborne: It doesn't surprise me that Obama's admin supports a global currency. He's very anti-American, you know. The media confirmed this with their investigation.

All spearheaded by the lovely Ms. Bachmann!

/the one who completely misunderstood the money issue to begin with, and continues to fail with it.
//Sorry, MN. we tried.

What the fark is her district like? Is it all Christian cult complexes or some shiat? My understanding always was that Minnesotians are not nearly this goddamned retarded.

Seconded. I don't see how a state like MN elects the craziest person to Congress. And re-elects her, after she had already very publically fouled herself with the worst sorts of crazy bullshiat.

Is there a pic of Michelle Bachmann in a Snuggie?

/Would be a nice finish to the day.

what_now: Oh, she's 10lbs of crazy in a 7lb bag, no doubt about it. But you're asking where she came from? I have no idea. If you're asking why she keeps getting elected, I'd say that the DNC wants her exactly were she is.

Every time she says something like this the blogs pick it up and mock her, Keith Olbermann runs it on MSNBC, and then three days later, when everyone even tangentally involved in politics has heard about it, the DCCC sends out a mailer asking for donations to "help rid the house of people like her", and they get a million dollars.

Remember how the 24 hrs after Sarah Palin's speech at the RNC turned out to be the biggest single day of donations in the entire campaign......for Barack Obama?

I don't doubt what you are saying for a minute, but why do the people elect her? Does the crazy whore rake in federal money? I mean, the economy is in shiat, we are at war, and I'm seeing my rep on the radio circuit talking about one world currency like its 1992? So obvious she doesn' even understand the basics of government or law? Did you see her questioning Geinther asking where in the constitution gave him the ability to control banks? Like if it isn't there, it isn't law? He kept just trying not to laugh and she wouldn't let it go. It was like "Wait, some people may not have caught how confused I am. Let me repeat it"

I dunno man, if the right gets power again, I AM leaving the country. For reals. I don't even wanna be part of that shiat.

Peter von Nostrand: It's really sad that she is completely off the reservation because she's not a bad looking woman.

/no seriously, this lady needs mental help

I'd hit it.

Wow, I love it! Glenn is seriously pissing off the Obammunists!

Triaxis: Wow, I love it! Glenn is seriously pissing off the Obammunists!


I'm attracted to his show because one day he's just going to go completely undone on TV. I want to be there for that moment.

Triaxis: Wow, I love it! Glenn is seriously pissing off the Obammunists!

The question you have to honestly ask yourself is this. And I'm being serious dude. Do you want to ever have any people who represent you in positions of even marginal power in your country's government again, or do you just wanna see guys like Beck and Rush piss off the obamabots?

Cause you can't have both.

Christians and rednecks...the last unprotected people left.

krelborne: It doesn't surprise me that Obama's admin supports a global currency. He's very anti-American, you know.

You're full of shiat.

EL_FABREZ: Triaxis: Wow, I love it! Glenn is seriously pissing off the Obammunists!


I'm attracted to his show because one day he's just going to go completely undone on TV. I want to be there for that moment.

He is. Honestly, Beck REALLY is going to. I mean, he might pull a gun or something. The question I am gonna ask is Fox gonna be held even remotely responsible for it? They gotta know.

I mean, if I acted like that, my employer would make me get help.

Triaxis: Wow, I love it! Glenn is seriously pissing off the Obammunists!

I don't think anyone feels threatened by Beck. The dude seriously went off his meds or something. Nothing his says is relevant and almost everything his says is factually incorrect on some level.

And he cries like a pansy ass.

The Why Not Guy: krelborne: It doesn't surprise me that Obama's admin supports a global currency. He's very anti-American, you know.

You're full of shiat.

Did it hurt? I mean, when he set the hook.

YodaTuna: Triaxis: Wow, I love it! Glenn is seriously pissing off the Obammunists!

I don't think anyone feels threatened by Beck. The dude seriously went off his meds or something. Nothing his says is relevant and almost everything his says is factually incorrect on some level.

And he cries like a pansy ass.

He does. Man, I cry myself as a big fat hillbilly guy, but not like that. Damn, its nerve racking to watch.

PascalsGhost: Did it hurt? I mean, when he set the hook.

Yeah, they're always "just kidding" whenever someone calls them on their nonsense.

EL_FABREZ: I've been hearing this coonts name a little too much lately. She's not planning to actually give it a shot at 2012 is she?

Palin/Bachman 2012? . . . . . Oh please, oh please, oh please!!!

carpbrain: PascalsGhost: RevMercutio: krelborne: It doesn't surprise me that Obama's admin supports a global currency. He's very anti-American, you know. The media confirmed this with their investigation.

All spearheaded by the lovely Ms. Bachmann!

/the one who completely misunderstood the money issue to begin with, and continues to fail with it.
//Sorry, MN. we tried.

What the fark is her district like? Is it all Christian cult complexes or some shiat? My understanding always was that Minnesotians are not nearly this goddamned retarded.

Seconded. I don't see how a state like MN elects the craziest person to Congress. And re-elects her, after she had already very publically fouled herself with the worst sorts of crazy bullshiat.

She's got the money. Hell, even after Kos and the people here threw money at Tinklenberg, the RNC threw her MORE.

So remember, the GOP wants her in power. Keep that in mind.

hubiestubert: Alphax: hubiestubert: Michelle, let's not pussyfoot around the issue...

Over in one!

It was a toss up between that and this...

That works pretty well, but the Firefly reference is much better.

Can you imagine the outrage of the right wing talking heads if a democrat during the bush years said things similar to what she's saying now? And before any of you douchebags start in, the outrage at bush was for actual, legitimate reasons.(and still is) The right wingers have to manufacture their outrage over nonsense most of the time to make themselves feel better.

zeketrout: Can you imagine the outrage of the right wing talking heads if a democrat during the bush years said things similar to what she's saying now? And before any of you douchebags start in, the outrage at bush was for actual, legitimate reasons.(and still is) The right wingers have to manufacture their outrage over nonsense most of the time to make themselves feel better.

Umm people did. Remember Charlie Rangel's draft talk? There was Jim Webb's comments after Bush asked how Webb's son was doing. Please don't act the Dem's shiat don't stink as bad as repulicans.

hubiestubert: Michelle, let's not pussyfoot around the issue...

Goddamm... who's the girl?

Calvin Coolidge: hubiestubert: Michelle, let's not pussyfoot around the issue...

Goddamm... who's the girl?


Christina Hendricks from Mad Men, but that pic is of her back in the days of Firefly. There's not many farkers who don't know who she is.

PascalsGhost: I don't doubt what you are saying for a minute, but why do the people elect her? Does the crazy whore rake in federal money? I mean, the economy is in shiat, we are at war, and I'm seeing my rep on the radio circuit talking about one world currency like its 1992? So obvious she doesn' even understand the basics of government or law? Did you see her questioning Geinther asking where in the constitution gave him the ability to control banks? Like if it isn't there, it isn't law? He kept just trying not to laugh and she wouldn't let it go. It was like "Wait, some people may not have caught how confused I am. Let me repeat it"

Actually the more I think about it, the more I'm on your side. Same with the crazy one from Florida a few years back (can't remember her name, Katherine something I think).

Realistic reasons for her election, which are really more like questions. If I was working on a thesis for Political Science and lived in the area it'd be a fascinating case study:

1) Straight ticket Gerrymandering?
2) Local activism, perhaps she knows a lot of the higher ups in her district and they actually believe in her, she could be sane in normal conversation.
3) Local activism by her staff, she could have a lot of relatively sane competent people on her staff that drummed up support for her.
4) The Lil' Abner effect, i.e. "We voted her into office in Washington to get her to leave here." What was her position immediately prior to this?
5) National activism, she's at least made herself (and therefore her district) relatively famous, perhaps we only here the crazy and she actually does pull a lot in for her district.
6) Local media, she could spend a lot of time/effort making sure her district "knows she cares," for instance, showing up at a cop's funeral or something similar can get her a lot of die-hard voters. Especially if the national crazy is mostly kept from the local sheets.

A certain combination of these things coupled with all the others farkers have posted could swing it. But I think it's ultimately a very study-worthy formula for American politics as a whole.

Calvin Coolidge: Goddamm... who's the girl?

Dude, Fark faux pas, she was in Firefly she's now in Madmen and Life if her character returns. But not knowing Firefly cannon... go here and watch a few episodes, you need the first to understand it, and it helps to watch them in order but she's in "Our Mrs. Reynolds" and "Trash"