Why do Republicans have socialist fantasies about Obama?

Because it suppresses their sexual fantasies about other men.

Che Guevera couldn't have run a bake sale.

And as for "Please register to read the rest of this article," suck it, shamelessshillmitter.

No, subby. We need vast liberal reforms.

AirForceVet: Why do Republicans have socialist fantasies about Obama?

Because it suppresses their sexual fantasies about young boys.

FTFY

Does this mean you're just now realizing he's not the most liberal liberal to ever liberal?

We all know that was John Kerry.

Hm. A 65% approval rating means the honeymoon is over?

mygodit'sbeentwomotherf*ckingmonths

We need a "moderates feel betrayed by ultra-liberal Obama" article to balance this out.

Next up on "conservative" cognitive dissonance.
Obama is a Communist! vs. Whiney libs complain Obama's not left wing enough!

Yeah, headline is nonsensical, Che never ran shiat, his few attempts at being something other than the mean-ass second-in-command failed pretty miserably fast enough that they can't even really be called 'attempts'.

There is nothing Obama could do in the first 100 days to do shiat to the economy.

I want congress to pass the FOCA

Is this where the far left moonbats try to say Obama is right of center? I always find those posts amusing for how retarded they are.

A trolleriffic headline but anyways, FTA:


The liberal backlash against President Barack Obama has begun with many prominent left-leaning economists in the US attacking the administration's plans to bail out the banks.


Apparently its whining because liberals are saying the things that pro-capitalist republicans should have been saying about it.

Hate to tell ya, but those whiny libs would have been right up against the wall with the conservitards if Guevara was in charge. He was just Castro's hatchetman, and the Maximum Leader didn't like rich kulaks any more than he liked rich bourgeoisie.

Yeah, it'd be SO much better if liberals just lined up behind Obama and his anointed propagandists like conservatives lined up behind Bush and Rove (except when they tried to let in more Mexicans).


That worked out great...

sloppy shoes: No, subby. We need vast liberal reforms.

.... So we can be as farked up as the rest of the world.

He's pissing off both the right and the left. That's exactly what I voted for. Screw all you partisans.

I hate that phrase, honeymoon, referring to politics... and besides, wasn't it supposedly over on January 22nd?

sloppy shoes: No, subby. We need vast liberal reforms.

Elaborate.

/Sloppy shoes always makes for a lot of fun happy time

Ontos: .... So we can be as farked up as the rest of the world.

Farked up liking living longer? Yeah, we should f*ck up this country.

SilentStrider: Next up on "conservative" cognitive dissonance.
Obama is a Communist! vs. Whiney libs complain Obama's not left wing enough!

How is that not a possibility? He could be a commie and some libs would complain that Obama is not left wing enough. Some people are not happy unless you meet their pure ideas.

BTW Obama is a commie.

NewportBarGuy: He's pissing off both the right and the left. That's exactly what I voted for. Screw all you partisans.

LOL! I know. Pelosi and Reid have been so pissed with him....

NewportBarGuy: He's pissing off both the right and the left. That's exactly what I voted for. Screw all you partisans.

QFT

bulldg4life: Ontos: .... So we can be as farked up as the rest of the world.

Farked up liking living longer? Yeah, we should f*ck up this country.

Dude. You should go to North Korea or Cuba. You will live way longer there.

muck4doo: Is this where the far left moonbats try to say Obama is right of center? I always find those posts amusing for how retarded they are.

Obama, like Clinton, is a centrist. we have centrist and far right presidents in this country. Nixon was a centrist, but you would call him a librul today.

The right is so far right, it has to imagine everything to the left of it as "leftist" but it isn't.

That is why the right has no power in this country anymore.

muck4doo: NewportBarGuy: He's pissing off both the right and the left. That's exactly what I voted for. Screw all you partisans.

LOL! I know. Pelosi and Reid have been so pissed with him....

Um, Pelosi certainly has. Reid has never had an original opinion, so I'm not sure how he feels.

That said, the idea that "Haha america, the liberals don't like Obama" seems a little silly, when the liberals do actually like Obama. Ideally the liberals would rather have him wave a wand and make everything happen immediately, but for the rational amongst us we are pretty pleased with the progress. No one with a brain thought it would be unicorns in the first 60 days... that's just what the trolls pretended we believed.

From_The_Year_2000: muck4doo: NewportBarGuy: He's pissing off both the right and the left. That's exactly what I voted for. Screw all you partisans.

LOL! I know. Pelosi and Reid have been so pissed with him....

Um, Pelosi certainly has. Reid has never had an original opinion, so I'm not sure how he feels.

That said, the idea that "Haha america, the liberals don't like Obama" seems a little silly, when the liberals do actually like Obama. Ideally the liberals would rather have him wave a wand and make everything happen immediately, but for the rational amongst us we are pretty pleased with the progress. No one with a brain thought it would be unicorns in the first 60 days... that's just what the trolls pretended we believed.

You see, the Democratic base also questions his decisions and gets pissed when he does the wrong thing. In black and white Republican land, this is impossible unless they oppose him. You either support fearless leader to the death, or you are against him. Reagan started that shiat, adn ironically its kinda help lead to the death of the right in America.

PascalsGhost: muck4doo: Is this where the far left moonbats try to say Obama is right of center? I always find those posts amusing for how retarded they are.

Obama, like Clinton, is a centrist. we have centrist and far right presidents in this country. Nixon was a centrist, but you would call him a librul today.

The right is so far right, it has to imagine everything to the left of it as "leftist" but it isn't.

That is why the right has no power in this country anymore.

*Rolls eyes*. The new center="Pol Pot". Do you really think you are fooling anyone with your running with the goal posts?

AirForceVet: Why do Republicans have socialist fantasies about Obama?

Because it suppresses their sexual fantasies about other men.

Knowing the republican party that wouldn't surprise me in the least. But it could also be to do with the fact that all of Obama's mentors including the biological father he so obviously yearns/ed for the approval of, were either socialist or communist.

How about everyone makes a deal...no more presidents with daddy issues. At least Clinton's mommy issues only resulted in a stained dress and a soggy cigar.

muck4doo: PascalsGhost: muck4doo: Is this where the far left moonbats try to say Obama is right of center? I always find those posts amusing for how retarded they are.

Obama, like Clinton, is a centrist. we have centrist and far right presidents in this country. Nixon was a centrist, but you would call him a librul today.

The right is so far right, it has to imagine everything to the left of it as "leftist" but it isn't.

That is why the right has no power in this country anymore.

*Rolls eyes*. The new center="Pol Pot".

Does this even make sense?

Do you really think you are fooling anyone with your running with the goal posts?

Goalposts? Fooling anyone? Who am I trying to fool? What are you talking about?

Are you even capable of rational thought anymore? Since the Obama election you are about as goddamned stupid as that idiot who used to come and post Cox and Forkum cartoons all day. Christ.

NobleHam: I hate that phrase, honeymoon, referring to politics... and besides, wasn't it supposedly over on January 22nd?

I know, right? The honeymoon has been declared over so many times I don't know why they bother re-starting it.

muck4doo: *Rolls eyes*. The new center="Pol Pot". Do you really think you are fooling anyone with your running with the goal posts?

I know English is your second language and all, but could you try to make more sense in the future?

Obama=right winger

/The world of PascalsGhost is a long strange trip indeed...

Insertwitty Namehere: Knowing the republican party that wouldn't surprise me in the least. But it could also be to do with the fact that all of Obama's mentors including the biological father he so obviously yearns/ed for the approval of, were either socialist or communist.


That doesn't even sound stupid to you, does it?

LOL, man, you guys are a riot.

muck4doo: Obama=right winger

/The world of PascalsGhost is a long strange trip indeed...

Source? Did I say that? Again, are you ok?

Donald_McRonald: muck4doo: *Rolls eyes*. The new center="Pol Pot". Do you really think you are fooling anyone with your running with the goal posts?

I know English is your second language and all, but could you try to make more sense in the future?

Could you try to make a legitimate arguement in the future rather than sticking to your usual racist crap?

I still wish Obama would follow my one month plan to leave Iraq, but otherwise he's doing pretty good.

muck4doo: Donald_McRonald: muck4doo: *Rolls eyes*. The new center="Pol Pot". Do you really think you are fooling anyone with your running with the goal posts?

I know English is your second language and all, but could you try to make more sense in the future?

Could you try to make a legitimate arguement in the future rather than sticking to your usual racist crap?farking Muppet.

muck4doo: Donald_McRonald: muck4doo: *Rolls eyes*. The new center="Pol Pot". Do you really think you are fooling anyone with your running with the goal posts?

I know English is your second language and all, but could you try to make more sense in the future?

Could you try to make a legitimate arguement in the future rather than sticking to your usual racist crap?

LOL, it is all you got now. Why don't you seriously pick up where that idiot left off and be the local Cox anf Forkum guy? You could just go in every thread and post a picture of Obama eatign watermelon and love life.

EL_FABREZ: There is nothing Obama could do in the first 100 days to do shiat to the economy.

Oh really?
So all the trillions in debt are just Obamastic.
Give me break, the dude is breaking the country.

PascalsGhost: muck4doo: Obama=right winger

/The world of PascalsGhost is a long strange trip indeed...

Source? Did I say that? Again, are you ok?

Oh, did I mis-understand you? Where you really saying Obama is a far left winger instead? Where were you putting him on the scale exactly? The bouncing scales sometimes confuse me.

Hick: EL_FABREZ: There is nothing Obama could do in the first 100 days to do shiat to the economy.

Oh really?
So all the trillions in debt are just Obamastic.
Give me break, the dude is breaking the country.

He's preforming emergency CPR on the economy. You don't stop to worry about bruised ribs when the heart stops beating.

From_The_Year_2000: Um, Pelosi certainly has. Reid has never had an original opinion, so I'm not sure how he feels.

They both make me want to vomit. Seriously, the Democratic Leadership in Congress is a farking joke. Steny Hoyer should rise up and grab the reigns in the House, and Jack Reed should do the same in the Senate.

Pelosi and Reid are not fit for their jobs. Far better than McConnell and Boner, but come on... This is ridiculous.

Donald_McRonald: muck4doo: Donald_McRonald: muck4doo: *Rolls eyes*. The new center="Pol Pot". Do you really think you are fooling anyone with your running with the goal posts?

I know English is your second language and all, but could you try to make more sense in the future?

Could you try to make a legitimate arguement in the future rather than sticking to your usual racist crap?farking Muppet.

Farking rip off of a clown selling shiatty cheeseburgers.

/So where do you put Obama on the political spectrum, you tard?

muck4doo: Donald_McRonald: muck4doo: Donald_McRonald: muck4doo: *Rolls eyes*. The new center="Pol Pot". Do you really think you are fooling anyone with your running with the goal posts?

I know English is your second language and all, but could you try to make more sense in the future?

Could you try to make a legitimate arguement in the future rather than sticking to your usual racist crap?farking Muppet.

Farking rip off of a clown selling shiatty cheeseburgers.

/So where do you put Obama on the political spectrum, you tard?

You're precious.

The problem with American liberals is that they are too nieve to recognize the nightmarish hellscape that their bullshiat ideologies will result into.

One needs only to look to Ejército Zapatista de Liberación Nacional of Mexico to see Obamanism in practice. Except where Las Zapatias care very much for the citizens of their nation, liberals will shun protectionalism for a sick and twisted form of neo-liberal globalization.

It's like in "The Best of Both Worlds", the third-season finale of Star Trek: TNG, when Picard is transformed into Locutus. Sure, American liberalism appeals to those who favor collectivist tendencies, and sure it feels good to be part of the "team". But if serving Obama means that you have to abandon a large swath of your own humantiy, to assimilate in some form of watered-down communist system...no thanks, I will choose free will.

Personally, and I'm making this up, it seems to me that the MOST liberal are mad he didn't turn the country into a crazy utopia of solar power and bunnies yet and the MOST conservative are mad he hasn't dismantled the government.

Seems to me the people in the middle are all "Weeeeell, let's see"

Because of that, I should be happy.

muck4doo: PascalsGhost: muck4doo: Obama=right winger

/The world of PascalsGhost is a long strange trip indeed...

Source? Did I say that? Again, are you ok?

Oh, did I mis-understand you?

I'm assuming you can't read at this point.

Where you really saying Obama is a far left winger instead?

Nope.

Where were you putting him on the scale exactly? The bouncing scales sometimes confuse me.

I see that. The words must confuse you.


I told you. You can read. Seirously, I think posting right wing comics would be great for you. Why not try it? What was that dude name again anyway?


I can't believe people are so pathetic that Obama getting elected honestly change their personality it frkked with them so bad. Get a life. Classic.

Donald_McRonald: muck4doo: Donald_McRonald: muck4doo: Donald_McRonald: muck4doo: *Rolls eyes*. The new center="Pol Pot". Do you really think you are fooling anyone with your running with the goal posts?

I know English is your second language and all, but could you try to make more sense in the future?

Could you try to make a legitimate arguement in the future rather than sticking to your usual racist crap?farking Muppet.

Farking rip off of a clown selling shiatty cheeseburgers.

/So where do you put Obama on the political spectrum, you tard?

You're precious.

You're McDonalds cheeseburger.