YES! I'm free!

I can only wish that in the next short little while, Madonna goes away, never to be heard from again.

She's like a drunk single Aunt at her nephews birthday party who keeps jumping up on the tables wanting to take her shirt off and hits on all his friends...

/hot like eight year olds, man

First, she was whore in the 80s. Then, She was Jewish, and now that she is old and busted, she's collecting young boys to match her accesories.

"Help me find my keys..."

For some reason when I couldn't sleep last night I was thinking about her. She's been through two guys already and her husband is barely out the door. What about her farking kids? You know, those kids that were sooooo important to her that she was willing to buy off Guy Ritchie for millions so that he'd just go away?

Please go away, Madonna. Go to your mansion and look at yourself in the mirror all day long, because every other person on the planet is sick of you.

Not so fast, she still a Mary Chainist.

someone please photoshop the "what has been seen...." meme onto that picture......

The Vatican: pretending to separate the men and the boys since year one.

My girlfriend is almost fifty and she looks way better than Madonna. The Material Girl has been ridden hard for a lot of long miles on some very bad roads. Yeeech!

LonMead: "Help me find my keys..."

My favorite joke punchline EVAR!

Is she going to split from that idiotic faux Brit accent as well?