Because if you can't go 2 hours without eating meat, you're a real man.

He's still alive?

But meat eating is an important part of my music listening experience!

Don't dis the Mozfather!

It's a good thing nobody has ever smuggled anything into a concert or I might be worried meat would end up there somehow.

/people should shower the stage with veal.

dillenger69: It's a good thing nobody has ever smuggled anything into a concert or I might be worried meat would end up there somehow.

/people should shower the stage with veal.

well, my guess is that the people there are fans. that would seem like a silly thing to do. spend $45 on a ticket and then throw away expensive meat and guarantee the concert is over.

Most of the meat eating at a Morrissey concert goes on in the men's room anyway.

Morrissey still has a back log of kittens to kill for me, so he's busy for the foreseeable future.

Sybarite: Most of the meat eating at a Morrissey concert goes on in the men's room anyway.

Are you friends with any generous giraffes? That low hanging fruit will be gone someday, you know.

I must admit, I'm a huge fan of his wardrobe.

WaltzingMathilda: Sybarite: Most of the meat eating at a Morrissey concert goes on in the men's room anyway.

Are you friends with any generous giraffes? That low hanging fruit will be gone someday, you know.


Hey, I'm just human and I need to be loved.

This means that Robert Smith of The Cure is gonna make a statement on the awesomeness of bacon.

That's how deep their rivalry goes.

WaltzingMathilda: Because if you can't go 2 hours without eating meat, you're a real man.

The meat I can do without. Putting up with that whiny effeminate twat for two hours is more than I can bear.

Self important... I forgot to add self important to "whiny effeminate twat".

R.A.Danny: WaltzingMathilda: Because if you can't go 2 hours without eating meat, you're a real man.

The meat I can do without. Putting up with that whiny effeminate twat for two hours is more than I can bear.

Soooo ... why would you go?

Beatle_Matt

Don't dis the Mozfather!

This.

Oooooooh, epic burn there subby.

Sybarite: Most of the meat eating at a Morrissey concert goes on in the men's room anyway.

Hahahahahahaahaha!!!!
Ahhhhhh......nice.

WaltzingMathilda: Soooo ... why would you go?

To eat a freshly live boiled crab and a veal chop in the first row.

boo, subby
BOO

R.A.Danny: WaltzingMathilda: Soooo ... why would you go?

To eat a freshly live boiled crab and a veal chop in the first row.

But I thought you said you could go without meat but couldn't listen to his music.

WaltzingMathilda: But I thought you said you could go without meat but couldn't listen to his music.

Doesn't matter, I'm just here to aggravate Morrissey fans.

That makes me want to go to one of his concerts just to throw pork chops at him.

Good thing he didn't make it a Puerto Rican free zone or nobody would show up.

New album is great. That is all.

Weigard

Good thing he didn't make it a Puerto Rican free zone or nobody would show up.

Chuck Klosterman, no matter what you think of the man, did an interesting piece on a Morrissey "convention" in California, where the bulk of the attendees were Latino. The book Ask a Mexican also deals with this strange phenomenon and both offer unique perspectives on why so many Latinos listen to Morrissey and The Smiths.

R.A.Danny: WaltzingMathilda: But I thought you said you could go without meat but couldn't listen to his music.

Doesn't matter, I'm just here to aggravate Morrissey fans.

You're a brave internet warrior. Keep up the good work, it will be rewarded one day I know it.

The English Major: Weigard

Good thing he didn't make it a Puerto Rican free zone or nobody would show up.

Chuck Klosterman, no matter what you think of the man, did an interesting piece on a Morrissey "convention" in California, where the bulk of the attendees were Latino. The book Ask a Mexican also deals with this strange phenomenon and both offer unique perspectives on why so many Latinos listen to Morrissey and The Smiths.

Because they're not homophobic and pop music has always been more popular than over the top macho rock music? (I am a huge rock fan, btw)

I just wanted to point out that I will be making a big Crock Pot full of 3-meat chili for a party this weekend. So, I will be living up to the Maddox maxim: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three."

In other words: Screw you Morrisey, you cock.

The English Major 2009-03-27 05:24:40 PM
Weigard

Good thing he didn't make it a Puerto Rican free zone or nobody would show up.

Chuck Klosterman, no matter what you think of the man, did an interesting piece on a Morrissey "convention" in California, where the bulk of the attendees were Latino. The book Ask a Mexican also deals with this strange phenomenon and both offer unique perspectives on why so many Latinos listen to Morrissey and The Smiths.

Could it be because California has a lot of Mexicans? Just throwing out a possibility. When I lived in San Diego I used to listen to a Mexican station that played a lot of alternative rock mixed with Mexican pop. They played a lot of Smiths too.

My basement is not a meat free zone. That is where I am holding a concert for cat and an empty irc chat room.

/Yay work at home Fridays!

WaltzingMathilda: You're a brave internet warrior. Keep up the good work, it will be rewarded one day I know it.

I am rewarded every day.

Meat is murder delicious.

Please please let me get what I want.

/wants steak

"If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I'll eat meat; that's how much I hate Morrissey"

-Robert Smith

The DBS

Could it be because California has a lot of Mexicans? Just throwing out a possibility. When I lived in San Diego I used to listen to a Mexican station that played a lot of alternative rock mixed with Mexican pop. They played a lot of Smiths too.

I wondered that too. But it's a universal appeal, apparently. Hell, I'm half-Hispanic and half-white (no clue where my mom's whiteness can be traced to in terms of nationality) and I started listening to them in the eighties, due to the influence of my (Hispanic) uncle, who listened to all the popular 80s music. When we took music in to our third grade music class, I brought in a mix cassette my uncle made for me that started with "Panic" and ended with "Synchronicity II." How I never got into trouble for subjecting kids to "Panic" I'll never know.

My assumption is that a minority group like that can identify with someone they believe is an outcast and a loner and sympathizes with their station in the world. Sort of like Che Guevara, only whiter and more poetic.

But as someone's who's currently listening to disc two of the "PopArt" compilation by the Pet Shop Boys, my musical opinion may be invalid.

Because I'm sure subby was there. Because both of my omnivorous friends, as well as Brooklyn Vegan, said it was awesome nonetheless, but they did comment on the crappy house music being played before he went on... some '80s soundtrack or something?

Damnit! Did someone forget to burp the tupperware and keep it sealed again?

/Did I mention I cried?

it's been my experience that morrissey fans, when talking about morrissey, are the most humorless and annoying people in the world.

shubai33

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Damnit! Did someone forget to burp the tupperware and keep it sealed again?

/Did I mention I cried?

I love that episode!

/Kim Catrall should be ashamed of herself
//"This is a song that I wrote in a time in my life when I was very, very, very sad. Breakfast, actually. It's called "Hairdresser in a Coma": I cried last night, I died a million deaths. Thinking of your sweet face, and the way you sing. I cried inside, we lied and died. And then I cried again. I must have weep for hours..."

Why couldn't Morrissey just have been a poet? He's a funny guy, he's a clever guy, his writing is bitingly epic at times.

His music and especially his singing is utter shiat.

He's like Dylan if Dylan were more of a self-important ponce.

ya know, according to his tour rider, no meat is allowed in the venue, yet he will request luxury vehicles to chaffaeur him around, THESE VEHICLES HAVE LEATHER!!!

[concert]

"Pssst.. hey, man... you lookin' for somethin'?"

"Sure, man..what you got; weed, estacy?"

"nah..man..I gots the goood shiat: deep-fried bacon, completely vegetable-free sausage and some brutalized, baby lamb... yo, yo..be cool...here comes security."

will Meat become more or less emo because of this??

/hot like that girl in Porky's
//not that one the other one

Technically he banned "anything that used to have a face." So you could sell clams or oysters or something and he wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

We said it in the 80s, and it remains true today: As much as we love the Smiths, Morrissey really needs to have a cheeseburger and get laid.

I'd go to his show with a hot dog stashed away, just to make it clear that he can't tell me what to do. I respect his music, but when I pay to see him perform, I'm not agreeing to live his way or be what he wants me to be as part of the deal.

I say we mail him a package of Omaha Steaks to thank him for his concert.

Saborlas: This means that Robert Smith of The Cure is gonna make a statement on the awesomeness of bacon.

That's how deep their rivalry goes.

THIS.

/And yes, bacon is awesome.
//Waiting for the Cure to write a song called "Meat Might Be Murder But Bacon Is Tasty"

ZeroCorpse: I say we mail him a package of Omaha Steaks to thank him for his concert.

Don't waste good meat! Send him a bunch of day-old 7-11 hotdogs.

Jesus built my hybrid: Meat is murder. delicious Tasty, tasty murder.

/ftfy