We can say dick on FARK now?

rocinante721: We can say dick on FARK now?

You dick.

"a woman said she saw him performing a sex act on an airplane"

"Oh, baby - your horizontal situation indicator makes me so horny."

If he was in first class he should have at least asked for a hand job. If he was in coach, lock him up.

Great, another Cuban missile crisis. Mile high club - you are doing it wrong.

He just wanted to give Little Elvis some air.

wow, the fail is strong with the moderator who greenlit this.

Why didn't he wear a trenchcoat like the rest of us?

How about 2 out of 3?

rocinante721: We can say dick on FARK now?

It's Cheney's fault.

/Or Clark.

Lucidz: wow, the fail is strong with the moderator who greenlit this.

ahhh, the irony

You don't join the Mile Club that way....another person has to be involved.

"I don't recall doing that".

Uh, yeah.

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

Sounds like he was all clear until he took off the blanket.
Good to know.

"Franks and beans! He was masturbating!"

I'm sick of society's rules ... "keep off the grass" ... "do not remove this tag under penalty of law" ... "put your dick back in your pants" ... so much for a free America!

For the first few minutes there all I could think was "Wow, Elvis Costello looks young, or they got the pic wrong..." then I looked closer.

Suave!

sickicarus: "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

Sounds like he was all clear until he took off the blanket.
Good to know.

that will be my defense in all matters from now on.

that and

"im sorry officer, I didnt know i couldnt do that."

snake on a plane?

naah, too small.

The passenger was quoted as saying, "You ever see a grown man naked?"

rocinante721: We can say dick on FARK now?

How in the fark did the D word get on a submission?

I am DEFINITELY going to have to remember that line the next time I'm in a bind with the Missus, or the boss, or any authority figure...

"Uh, I don't recall doing that."


Sounds like a Clintonism, actually.


I've had some sexual partners I'd like to forget, but when you are so bad that you forget yourself, it's time to seek professional help.

"I don't recall doing that."

That is one smooth answer. Which I will now be using myself as often as possible.

When you get the urge, you make it surge.

Reason #36 why I don't use Airline blankets.

Penis.


/sorry, just had to.

TFA: Officers interviewed Crespo upon his arrival but did not arrest him.

What? A mentally handicapped man gets shot dead after throwing a tantrum on a plane, but this guy gets let off the hook after masturbating in front of other passengers? WTF?

Pilot: Tower, this is Continental Flight 190, over.
Tower: This is tower, over.
Pilot: Tower, we've got a passenger in first class flying solo, if you know what I mean, over.
Tower: Copy that over.
Tower: We suggest you tell the passenger to put his dick back in his pants, over.
Pilot: Roger that, over.

That's a man, baby?

Doesn't matter if it's okay to say DICK on Fark now or not, because that headline was DAMN funny.

+1 Subby

From the the police report he actually said "I don't remember doing that". That discrepancy alone should clear him.

His cousin, Walter unavailable for comment...

/Pic is hot
//And not in a gay way...
///NTTAWWT

Did Ronald Reagan say that?

You Can't do anything fun on these airlines anymore.

Hotlinking? I don't recall that at all.

Ponzholio: Pilot: Tower, this is Continental Flight 190, over.
Tower: This is tower, over.
Pilot: Tower, we've got a passenger in first class flying solo, if you know what I mean, over.
Tower: Copy that over.
Tower: We suggest you tell the passenger to put his dick back in his pants, over.
Pilot: Roger that, over.

I LOL'ed

It's difficult to put away when it's in the full, upright, and locked position.

we can say dick on fark? where the hell have you've been...we can say beautiful african americans on here too...

Perhaps he was going to put it in a box. Then when he landed, had his female significant other open the box.

Thanks, person who reported him! You just RUINED the suprise.

Maybe he was just fapping to his wife:

...step three, but your dick in a box back in your pants

When asked by police at the airport about the accusation, the 37-year-old Puerto Rican singer said: "I don't recall doing that."

You can tell he's totally guilty. Really, if someone approached me and said "Some old lady on the plane says you had your cock out." I'd be more like "Are you farking kidding me?"

"I don't recall doing that." is a lawyer/politician-esque response.

Well, did he cum, or what?!

bradleyjay: Maybe he was just fapping to his wife:



About 50 of us may be, though.

Brown Sauce: It's difficult to put away when it's in the full, upright, and locked position.

Heh, I'm surprised it took that long...and being so obvious after you'd said it.

You win a Velvet Elvis Poster (no, not that one)

Actors/Singers/Celebrities sometime seek publicity by staging newsworthy events that attract media coverage.
/wank