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(Huffington Post) Dumbass GOP Chairman Michael Steele thinks he is doing such a great job that he is considering running for president. Bonus: He says his feud with Limbaugh is all part of the "strategic plan"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 109
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bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 08:17:35 PM  
Does the strategic plan include guaranteeing Obama a second term?

 
flavor of the month 2009-03-25 08:19:54 PM  
you cannot be given the job of president by party elders using flawed racial calculus. hence, michael steele will never be president.

 
WaltzingMathilda [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 08:27:07 PM  
Good luck buddy (new window)

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 08:33:52 PM  
I'd love for Steele to get the nomination just for the chance we could hear Obama say "N*gger please" during a debate.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 08:44:05 PM  
Is anyone dumb enough to believe that? That he managed to discredit just about everyone in the GOP by getting them to attack Limbaugh and then apologize within 24 hours? Hell, if anyone has orchestrated this it is Gingrich, because if I remember right, he was the only one to attack Limbaugh and not apologize.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 08:55:24 PM  
Somehow, I'm skeptical of this "it's all an act" angle. Call me crazy.

 
Dust [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 09:04:02 PM  
After noting that the Limbaugh feud was a "strategy", he continued by saying "Yeaaah, that's the ticket!"

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 09:10:11 PM  
GAT_00: if anyone has orchestrated this it is Gingrich

irony is, things may be so far off the rails that Gingrich would step in to try to get Rush the fark away from things. The irony is of course that Rush is a part of why Gingrich was so present back in the 90s.

 
Obdicut [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 09:24:21 PM  
There are more than a few Fark posters with similar style.

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 09:24:33 PM  
WhyteRaven74: I'd love for Steele to get the nomination just for the chance we could hear Obama say "N*gger please" during a debate.

Not the President's style. He's too professorial.

"Uncle Tom, please" might be another matter, mind you....

 
Magorn 2009-03-25 09:44:52 PM  
flavor of the month: you cannot be given the job of president by party elders using flawed racial calculus. hence, michael steele will never be president.

It WOULD be amusing to hear all the freepers whine that Obama only won because of all the racist black people blindly voting for the candidate of their color again

 
Magorn 2009-03-25 09:46:26 PM  
WhyteRaven74: I'd love for Steele to get the nomination just for the chance we could hear Obama say "N*gger please" during a debate.

Go listen to the Debate he had with professional candidate and crazy person, Alan Keyes during his Senate run. No He never actually said it, but you can hear him thinking it several times.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 09:48:03 PM  
Dust: After noting that the Limbaugh feud was a "strategy", he continued by saying "Yeaaah, that's the ticket!"

His wife is Morgan Fairchild?!?

 
Snowflake Tubbybottom 2009-03-25 09:48:27 PM  
Well he is 100% more black than Obama so that has to be worth some votes.

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 09:49:58 PM  
abb3w: "Uncle Tom, please" might be another matter, mind you....

*snort* there ya go

Magorn: Go listen to the Debate he had with professional candidate and crazy person, Alan Keyes during his Senate run.

A benefit of living in Illinois, is I saw that when it happened. And you're right, he didn't say it, but there were a few times when you could tell he was thinking it.

 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 10:00:25 PM  
So, Ron Moore has attached himself to the RNC to write for Steele?

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 10:22:16 PM  
hubiestubert: So, Ron Moore has attached himself to the RNC to write for Steele?

www.pe.com

I'm Ashton Kutcher, and I approve this burn.

 
robmilmel [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 10:25:36 PM  
Diogenes: His wife is Morgan Fairchild?!?

Yeah!!! THAT'S the ticket!!!

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 10:30:18 PM  
GOP Chairman Michael Steele thinks he is doing such a good job that he is considering running for president becoming the black Walter Mondale.

FTFY.

 
RemyDuron 2009-03-25 11:14:28 PM  
Well, it was part of a strategic plan. Not the Republicans strategic plan, but a strategic plan none the less.

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 11:15:13 PM  
In that case, I say...

Steele-Palin '12!

By the way, is it weird that I keep wanting to call it oh-twelve? I feel like a moron but after nine years of oh-[whatever number] it's hard to break the habit.

 
Klingon Penis 2009-03-25 11:17:57 PM  
I find it amusing that the people who are most vehemently against affirmative action put it into practice themselves.

And the punchline is: the guy who was less qualified really did get the job!

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 11:18:02 PM  
bobbette: In that case, I say...

Steele-Palin '12!

By the way, is it weird that I keep wanting to call it oh-twelve? I feel like a moron but after nine years of oh-[whatever number] it's hard to break the habit.


Don't worry, you have ninety years to re-acclimatize.

 
RemyDuron 2009-03-25 11:19:09 PM  
bobbette: In that case, I say...

Steele-Palin '12!

By the way, is it weird that I keep wanting to call it oh-twelve? I feel like a moron but after nine years of oh-[whatever number] it's hard to break the habit.


Well, oh-twelve is technically accurate (the best kind of accurate!). I usually say two-twelve when I don't say two thousand twelve. Or twenty-twelve.

 
pvd021 2009-03-25 11:26:23 PM  
Not because he is black, but because he is Black & Republican, he will FAIL miserably. Everyone will be able to see it, except maybe Palin.

Now Palin and Steele, that would be a humorous hookup. Check it out, the black man and his retarded snickerlicker. Now that could be the GOP's new campaign model.

 
Falcc 2009-03-25 11:30:40 PM  
Klingon Penis: I find it amusing that the people who are most vehemently against affirmative action put it into practice themselves.

And the punchline is: the guy who was less qualified really did get the job!


They're against things because every time they try something it comes out retarded. When they run governments the government fails, so they think it should be gotten rid of. They're homophobic because they keep getting caught before they can find out what the fuss is about. Wait until we find out how abortion figures into it. They probably tried to use a plastic clothes hanger and produced Trig Palin or something.

 
Wii.Tard 2009-03-25 11:31:05 PM  
Black on black election

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 11:31:36 PM  
Klingon Penis: I find it amusing that the people who are most vehemently against affirmative action put it into practice themselves.

And the punchline is: the guy who was less qualified really did get the job!


Everyone he was running against was JUST as bad. Nobody smart wanted to be Republican Chairman this year.

 
Gestalt 2009-03-25 11:31:41 PM  
He's already cracked. o_o

 
Klingon Penis 2009-03-25 11:33:44 PM  
Falcc: They're against things because every time they try something it comes out retarded. When they run governments the government fails, so they think it should be gotten rid of. They're homophobic because they keep getting caught before they can find out what the fuss is about. Wait until we find out how abortion figures into it. They probably tried to use a plastic clothes hanger and produced Trig Palin or something.

Or, to put it more succinctly, they are people who are so convinced that government can't work that they run for office so they can prove it.

 
Guntram Shatterhand 2009-03-25 11:33:54 PM  
bobbette: Klingon Penis: Everyone he was running against was JUST as bad. Nobody smart wanted to be Republican Chairman this year.

FTFY.

 
FarkFish 2009-03-25 11:35:49 PM  
they should throw a few oreo cookies at him.

 
Fart_Machine 2009-03-25 11:37:22 PM  
www.star-gazer.ca

"Relax Charlie. I've got an angle."

 
Klingon Penis 2009-03-25 11:37:32 PM  
bobbette: Everyone he was running against was JUST as bad. Nobody smart wanted to be Republican Chairman this year.

Granted, but I believe the highest office that Steele ever held was Lieutenant Governor.
If they really wanted to bet on black, they could've gone with Ken Blackwell. At least he had some experience trying to steal elections.

 
krelborne 2009-03-25 11:40:18 PM  
I'd be interested to know exactly what Lemon asked when Steele responded with that strategy comment.

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 11:42:40 PM  
I wonder if the Reps will nominate a woman or a black person in 2012 thinking it's what we want in our leaders-- a vagina and/or melanin rather than brains and actual ability.

 
Argh2 2009-03-25 11:43:44 PM  
Fart_Machine: "Relax Charlie. I've got an angle."

Niiice. Hanover Fist approves.

 
rohar [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 11:49:48 PM  
brainiac-dumdum: I wonder if the Reps will nominate a woman or a black person in 2012 thinking it's what we want in our leaders-- a vagina and/or melanin rather than brains and actual ability.

I'd suggest the jury's still out. I know what we were promised, but I'm still not shure what we got.

 
Lord_Baull 2009-03-25 11:50:18 PM  
It's no surprise that a republican would lie as part of a grand scheme.

 
0Icky0 2009-03-25 11:51:31 PM  
Magorn: It WOULD be amusing to hear all the freepers whine that Obama only won because of all the racist black people blindly voting for the candidate of their color again

But isn't that why President Keyes won a Senate seat in Illinois and then two terms as President?

Oh..wait.

/Freeper Madness..gotta love it

 
rohar [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 11:52:03 PM  
Lord_Baull: It's no surprise that a republican politician would lie as part of a grand scheme.

FTFT :)

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 11:53:36 PM  
rohar: brainiac-dumdum: I wonder if the Reps will nominate a woman or a black person in 2012 thinking it's what we want in our leaders-- a vagina and/or melanin rather than brains and actual ability.

I'd suggest the jury's still out. I know what we were promised, but I'm still not shure what we got.


ok, smrt guy

 
heinekenftw 2009-03-25 11:54:52 PM  
No.

I don't want Rush to be the POTUS.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 11:54:55 PM  
www.talkingpointsmemo.com

 
tortilla burger 2009-03-25 11:55:12 PM  
Heh. It would be amusing to see the Republicans have a complete cow if a President Steele would accidentally come out in support of the Democrat's issues.

Come to think of it, moderate Democrats might actually vote for the guy because 1) as long as he's a Republican, Republicans will support him and 2) he'll probably unintentionally pass laws that Democrats want.

 
The Why Not Guy [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 11:56:06 PM  
Snowflake Tubbybottom: Well he is 100% more black than Obama so that has to be worth some votes.

Ah, Republicans. Bless their hearts.

 
rohar [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 11:56:36 PM  
brainiac-dumdum: rohar: brainiac-dumdum: I wonder if the Reps will nominate a woman or a black person in 2012 thinking it's what we want in our leaders-- a vagina and/or melanin rather than brains and actual ability.

I'd suggest the jury's still out. I know what we were promised, but I'm still not shure what we got.

ok, smrt guy


I'm not cleir on what yur sayin, I spelt perty gut. :)

 
heinekenftw 2009-03-25 11:58:14 PM  
The Why Not Guy: Snowflake Tubbybottom: Well he is 100% more black than Obama so that has to be worth some votes.

Ah, Republicans. Bless their hearts.


Yup. Obama. He's not black! But he was born in Kenya! To a black guy . . .

 
HighOnCraic 2009-03-26 12:03:33 AM  
0Icky0: Magorn: It WOULD be amusing to hear all the freepers whine that Obama only won because of all the racist black people blindly voting for the candidate of their color again

But isn't that why President Keyes won a Senate seat in Illinois and then two terms as President?

Oh..wait.

Exactly!

/Former Presidents Shirley Chisholm, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Carol Moseley Braun unavailable for comment.

/Freeper Madness..gotta love it

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-03-26 12:03:47 AM  
WhyteRaven74: I'd love for Steele to get the nomination just for the chance we could hear Obama say "N*gger please" during a debate.

Oreo, please...

 
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