She thirtainly hath been thick.

I know I do.

FTFA: Nicole Nugent, 24, and her two Scottsdale roommates can't help themselves.

"I am fascinated," says Nugent, who works out five to six times a week to stay thin.

Scottsdale IS full of vapid whores.



I saw Clarkson on something the other night wearing a blue skirt. It wasn't the most flattering thing on her, but if she's happy so am I.

I'd roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

I don't care how fat you are so long as you keep your mouth closed.

SIINCE YOU'VE BEEN GOOONNENEEEE

I have a $20 bet with a friend that one day I will marry Kelly Clarkson.

Kelly, if you're reading this, I have an engagement ring for you.


/25 cents from the machine at the grocery store.

DAT ASS.

hell yeah. and i can no longer find it, but there used to be a HUGE picture on GIS that showed her in a black dress with her ass looking pretty close to perfect.

? Really? is more appropriate.


God, I hate fat people.

I hate celebrities, but she's goddamn adorable.

She's not fat, she's hot and she has a great voice. If she can cook, I'd bring her home.

Love Kelly Clarkson - she just needs a decent stylist.

'Cuz this sucks.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's not the type I'd approach. And I'm not even that good looking.

"People like me this way"

Sounds like what thin girls tell their pitiful fat friends. Same situation with loving husbands and their cattle sized wives.

"Thick" or not, I would wreck that chick.

You just KNOW she misses a spot or two when she wipes.

Ugh.

I bet she is one of those girlfriends that just likes to sit on everything and not wear clothes.

Dirty asshole lips all over the place.

In case you've never seen it, drunk Kelly Clarkson with Metal Skool. (new window)

/old news is exciting?

wow, 16 comments and the studman is already strong with this thread

Sing it.

eyehate: You just KNOW she misses a spot or two when she wipes.

Ugh.

I bet she is one of those girlfriends that just likes to sit on everything and not wear clothes.

Dirty asshole lips all over the place.

This is why I don't own rattan furniture anymore.

OK - aside from a few gay guys, who actually listens to her music or cares the slightest about her?

Thick is fine...where shes at now is FAT..not thick. A couple years ago she was thick...

FTA--"We pick up the magazines and read them and laugh. 'Can you believe so and so celebrity is huge now?' " Nugent says. " 'Cause that's all that you see in the magazines - how skinny someone is . . . or how people are fat. There doesn't seem to be a happy medium."

Clarkson and Simpson are happy mediums, you vacant, superficial coont.

Like the fist of an extremely angry god.

eyehate: You just KNOW she misses a spot or two when she wipes.

Ugh.

I bet she is one of those girlfriends that just likes to sit on everything and not wear clothes.

Dirty asshole lips all over the place.

So you don't need lipstick to see if she's been sitting on the kitchen counter?

LordZorch: who actually listens to her music or cares the slightest about her?

she's had a few good songs and the fact she told Clive Davis to fark off. Then to see her release do well after he said it wouldn't do well because she wasn't listening to people like him, well that's cool right there.

I would like to penis her repeatedly

i don't give a rats ass about her music, but i gotta admit she's attractive in a curvy kind of way.
Anyone who says otherwise is a fool.

RobertBruce: hell yeah. and i can no longer find it, but there used to be a HUGE picture on GIS that showed her in a black dress with her ass looking pretty close to perfect.



Not sure if that's it, but I'd wreck it...

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spookyfaust: RobertBruce: hell yeah. and i can no longer find it, but there used to be a HUGE picture on GIS that showed her in a black dress with her ass looking pretty close to perfect.



Not sure if that's it, but I'd wreck it...

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Cowboys like fat calves...

who's the idiot that convinced chicks it was ok to be fat?

I think they just tell her that because she's rich.

/does not like em thick

Everyone who isn't admitting they would hit it like

is lying to themselves and to us.

SilentStrider: i don't give a rats ass about her music, but i gotta admit she's attractive in a curvy kind of way.
Anyone who says otherwise is a fool.

Apparently, you haven't seen that bell pepper nose.

TheHendrix: who's the idiot that convinced chicks it was ok to be fat?

People don't believe that, really. But you see a lot of comments on Fark from the great unlaid brigade claiming that they really like fat chicks and think that any girl who doesn't need to use the freight scales to weigh herself needs to "ewwww, eat a sammich," in the hope that this will somehow score points with less-than-thin Farkettes who will view them as a "non-superficial" and "open-minded" guy who appreciates "real women."

And unfortunately, they still will not get themselves laid out of it.

she is what a real woman is, not just a skeleton.


she isn't fat by any means, this is fat:

If you were at a party with Miss Clarkson, most of you "she's fat! zomg!1!" guys wouldn't be able to work up the nerve to even say Hi to her, much less convince her to let you put your Cheeto-stained hoohoodilly in her delicious cha-cha.

And yeah, Lady Invictus and I would welcome the chance to have a tag team match on Kelly's round and bountiful ass.

spidermann: she is what a real woman is, not just a skeleton.


she isn't fat by any means, this is fat:

Who left the gate open and let the livestock out of the pen???

I am one of those people

182: Apparently, you haven't seen that bell pepper nose.

she has a nose?

Link (BIG KELLY IS BIG)

I'd hit it.

"I've always been thicker... People like me this way."

I don't know about all people, but I sure as hell do.

I saw her a few weeks ago on AI singing her new song, and I immediately thought: "She's put on a few pounds...but damn, did they go to the right places!"

/would hit that till my wang fell off and ran away crying
//Jordin Sparks, too.
///But not Mandisa. Sometimes, there is such a thing as too thick.

Lloyd Braun: ? Really? is more appropriate.


God, I hate fat people.

She sounds fat.

"Thicker" must be Hollywood-ese for "not a bag of antlers."

Sorry folks, judging from that SNL clip- she's fat.

Please don't lose that butt.

/I'd hit it like a single up the middle

I prefer her with curves; she got way too skinny at one point