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(AZCentral) Hero Kelly Clarkson: "I've always been thicker... People like me this way."   (azcentral.com) divider line 83
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FireBreathingLiberal [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 05:06:48 PM  
She thirtainly hath been thick.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 05:10:18 PM  
I know I do.

 
BobtheFascist 2009-03-25 05:22:16 PM  
FTFA: Nicole Nugent, 24, and her two Scottsdale roommates can't help themselves.

"I am fascinated," says Nugent, who works out five to six times a week to stay thin.


Scottsdale IS full of vapid whores.



I saw Clarkson on something the other night wearing a blue skirt. It wasn't the most flattering thing on her, but if she's happy so am I.

 
Browncoat 2009-03-25 05:22:57 PM  
I'd roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

 
MyrnaMinkoff 2009-03-25 05:25:42 PM  
I don't care how fat you are so long as you keep your mouth closed.

SIINCE YOU'VE BEEN GOOONNENEEEE

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 05:32:12 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
Bobby Teenager 2009-03-25 05:38:30 PM  
I have a $20 bet with a friend that one day I will marry Kelly Clarkson.

Kelly, if you're reading this, I have an engagement ring for you.


/25 cents from the machine at the grocery store.

 
Paula's Beautiful Bloodshot Eyes 2009-03-25 05:38:35 PM  
DAT ASS.

 
RobertBruce [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 05:40:09 PM  
hell yeah. and i can no longer find it, but there used to be a HUGE picture on GIS that showed her in a black dress with her ass looking pretty close to perfect.

 
Lloyd Braun 2009-03-25 05:40:35 PM  
img1.fark.net? Really? img1.fark.net is more appropriate.


God, I hate fat people.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 05:42:30 PM  
I hate celebrities, but she's goddamn adorable.

 
Whatthefark 2009-03-25 05:42:49 PM  
She's not fat, she's hot and she has a great voice. If she can cook, I'd bring her home.

 
dandelion whine [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 05:46:37 PM  
Love Kelly Clarkson - she just needs a decent stylist.
3391.voxcdn.com
'Cuz this sucks.

 
The Drunk IT Guy [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 05:53:11 PM  
I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's not the type I'd approach. And I'm not even that good looking.

"People like me this way"

Sounds like what thin girls tell their pitiful fat friends. Same situation with loving husbands and their cattle sized wives.

 
Mr. Chainsaw 2009-03-25 05:54:49 PM  
"Thick" or not, I would wreck that chick.

 
eyehate [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 05:56:56 PM  
You just KNOW she misses a spot or two when she wipes.

Ugh.

I bet she is one of those girlfriends that just likes to sit on everything and not wear clothes.

Dirty asshole lips all over the place.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 06:11:36 PM  

 
imbrial [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 06:12:15 PM  
wow, 16 comments and the studman is already strong with this thread

 
Jamdug! 2009-03-25 06:13:50 PM  
www.4kclarkson.com

Sing it.

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-03-25 06:14:09 PM  
eyehate: You just KNOW she misses a spot or two when she wipes.

Ugh.

I bet she is one of those girlfriends that just likes to sit on everything and not wear clothes.

Dirty asshole lips all over the place.


This is why I don't own rattan furniture anymore.

 
LordZorch [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 06:25:15 PM  
OK - aside from a few gay guys, who actually listens to her music or cares the slightest about her?

 
The1andonlyZack 2009-03-25 06:25:20 PM  
Thick is fine...where shes at now is FAT..not thick. A couple years ago she was thick...

 
John Buck 41 2009-03-25 06:48:24 PM  
FTA--"We pick up the magazines and read them and laugh. 'Can you believe so and so celebrity is huge now?' " Nugent says. " 'Cause that's all that you see in the magazines - how skinny someone is . . . or how people are fat. There doesn't seem to be a happy medium."

Clarkson and Simpson are happy mediums, you vacant, superficial coont.

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 07:13:51 PM  
Like the fist of an extremely angry god.

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 07:14:22 PM  
eyehate: You just KNOW she misses a spot or two when she wipes.

Ugh.

I bet she is one of those girlfriends that just likes to sit on everything and not wear clothes.

Dirty asshole lips all over the place.


So you don't need lipstick to see if she's been sitting on the kitchen counter?

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 07:15:31 PM  
LordZorch: who actually listens to her music or cares the slightest about her?

she's had a few good songs and the fact she told Clive Davis to fark off. Then to see her release do well after he said it wouldn't do well because she wasn't listening to people like him, well that's cool right there.

 
priestrape 2009-03-25 07:16:07 PM  
I would like to penis her repeatedly

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 07:20:21 PM  
i don't give a rats ass about her music, but i gotta admit she's attractive in a curvy kind of way.
Anyone who says otherwise is a fool.

 
spookyfaust 2009-03-25 07:28:36 PM  
RobertBruce: hell yeah. and i can no longer find it, but there used to be a HUGE picture on GIS that showed her in a black dress with her ass looking pretty close to perfect.

gallery.celebritypro.com

Not sure if that's it, but I'd wreck it...

Original here (new window)

 
johnsmith99 2009-03-25 07:33:38 PM  
spookyfaust: RobertBruce: hell yeah. and i can no longer find it, but there used to be a HUGE picture on GIS that showed her in a black dress with her ass looking pretty close to perfect.



Not sure if that's it, but I'd wreck it...

Original here (new window)


Cowboys like fat calves...
www.radiotimes.com

 
TheHendrix 2009-03-25 07:43:28 PM  
who's the idiot that convinced chicks it was ok to be fat?

 
JohnnyC 2009-03-25 07:51:10 PM  
I think they just tell her that because she's rich.

/does not like em thick

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 07:53:18 PM  
Everyone who isn't admitting they would hit it like
i450.photobucket.com
is lying to themselves and to us.

 
182 2009-03-25 08:06:27 PM  
SilentStrider: i don't give a rats ass about her music, but i gotta admit she's attractive in a curvy kind of way.
Anyone who says otherwise is a fool.


Apparently, you haven't seen that bell pepper nose.

 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 08:10:43 PM  
TheHendrix: who's the idiot that convinced chicks it was ok to be fat?

People don't believe that, really. But you see a lot of comments on Fark from the great unlaid brigade claiming that they really like fat chicks and think that any girl who doesn't need to use the freight scales to weigh herself needs to "ewwww, eat a sammich," in the hope that this will somehow score points with less-than-thin Farkettes who will view them as a "non-superficial" and "open-minded" guy who appreciates "real women."

And unfortunately, they still will not get themselves laid out of it.

 
h2ogate [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 08:24:39 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

hotlinked

 
spidermann [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 08:31:50 PM  
she is what a real woman is, not just a skeleton.


she isn't fat by any means, this is fat:

arsenaldebate.files.wordpress.com

 
Darth Invictus [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 08:37:21 PM  
If you were at a party with Miss Clarkson, most of you "she's fat! zomg!1!" guys wouldn't be able to work up the nerve to even say Hi to her, much less convince her to let you put your Cheeto-stained hoohoodilly in her delicious cha-cha.

And yeah, Lady Invictus and I would welcome the chance to have a tag team match on Kelly's round and bountiful ass.

 
Darth Invictus [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 08:38:43 PM  
spidermann: she is what a real woman is, not just a skeleton.


she isn't fat by any means, this is fat:


Who left the gate open and let the livestock out of the pen???

 
Jerzefornian 2009-03-25 09:23:58 PM  
www.whyfame.com

I am one of those people

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 09:25:08 PM  
182: Apparently, you haven't seen that bell pepper nose.

she has a nose?

 
FREDIOHEAD 2009-03-25 09:47:13 PM  
Link (BIG KELLY IS BIG)

 
MrShinra 2009-03-25 10:01:18 PM  
I'd hit it.

 
PDXBishop 2009-03-25 10:10:58 PM  
"I've always been thicker... People like me this way."

I don't know about all people, but I sure as hell do.

I saw her a few weeks ago on AI singing her new song, and I immediately thought: "She's put on a few pounds...but damn, did they go to the right places!"

/would hit that till my wang fell off and ran away crying
//Jordin Sparks, too.
///But not Mandisa. Sometimes, there is such a thing as too thick.

 
Miss Smartass 2009-03-25 10:16:47 PM  
Lloyd Braun: ? Really? is more appropriate.


God, I hate fat people.


i484.photobucket.com

 
Handsome B. Wonderful 2009-03-25 10:42:18 PM  
She sounds fat.

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 10:56:46 PM  
"Thicker" must be Hollywood-ese for "not a bag of antlers."

 
darch 2009-03-25 11:15:08 PM  
Sorry folks, judging from that SNL clip- she's fat.

 
Riotboy 2009-03-25 11:28:40 PM  
Please don't lose that butt.

/I'd hit it like a single up the middle

 
semihero 2009-03-26 12:17:49 AM  
I prefer her with curves; she got way too skinny at one point

 
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