Finally a student/teacher sex article I can get behind.

Sorry - I was also distracted by another picture on the page:


/great ass
//he must work out
///lol wut

Ladies, if you have a on your boobie, see a doctor.

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You damn kids with your internet, cell phones, xbox's and hot hypersexual milf teachers

To be fair as well, we haven't seen the face.

You never know, one of those "DO NOT WANT" teachers you based on just a face photo could have had this body.

Are there better pics in the article?

the source article (translated by google - same nsfw warning applies)

ok, so google translate won't let me link directly to the article. scroll down a little

I love Sweden. When a hot teacher shows a pic to her student and is busted, the press shows everyone.

What naked Swedes may look like.

Does that black dot on my bewb make it look saggier?

But the newspaper also publishes internet chat conversations that show the teacher asking the boy if he prefers "toilet sex or sofa sex".

wut

I have no problem with any of this except...

It's unfair to the other kids that she leaked the test questions to him. That's just not cool.

dletter: To be fair as well, we haven't seen the face.

You never know, one of those "DO NOT WANT" teachers you based on just a face photo could have had this body.

She'd have to look like Rocky Dennis not to hit that at 16.

I'll reserve my judgment. Everything east of France is the land of bug-eyed butterfaces.
/Yes, I'm sure you do have pics to prove otherwise
//Doesn't account for a few million people

H_is_for_Heretic: But the newspaper also publishes internet chat conversations that show the teacher asking the boy if he prefers "toilet sex or sofa sex".

wut

Damn if I know. I was going to ask you.

After looking at that page all I can say is that the news in Sweden is absolutely titillating.

I'd bite it like a moose.

Megain: the source article (translated by google - same nsfw warning applies)

Thank link lead me to this link:

Link (Prison for Bacon Terror)

Definitely Fark worthy.

H_is_for_Heretic: But the newspaper also publishes internet chat conversations that show the teacher asking the boy if he prefers "toilet sex or sofa sex".

wut

Crazy Sweden.

give me doughnuts: I'd bite it like a moose.

want me to make a moose sound tonight?

queenb4biatch: Does that black dot on my bewb make it look saggier?

*checks pic in cell phone*

Nope!

H_is_for_Heretic: But the newspaper also publishes internet chat conversations that show the teacher asking the boy if he prefers "toilet sex or sofa sex".

wut

I can think of two possibilities for "toilet sex" and they both sound like fun. Also, I'm not German or Japanese.

Finally, a teacher worth banging.


/didn't have teachers like that

H_is_for_Heretic:
But the newspaper also publishes internet chat conversations that show the teacher asking the boy if he prefers "toilet sex or sofa sex".

wut

O.K., sofa sex I get. But toilet sex? Is that like an upper-decker?

FTFA:

"But the newspaper also publishes internet chat conversations that show the teacher asking the boy if he prefers "toilet sex or sofa sex".

I've had sex with both. The toilet is wetter, but the sofa is warmer.

Tough choice for a kid.

My bunk, I'll be there.

Why is a pic showing pretty much nothing NSFW? Is being on all fours not safe for work? Maybe.

I love toilet sex.

bobguy64: Finally, a teacher worth banging.


/didn't have teachers like that

Does the face matter?
Guess brown paper bags are o-k as well.

Out of curiosity, how do all these stories get out? If you're banging a hot teacher the last thing you're doing is telling an authority figure, no?

Where were these teachers when I was blah, blah, blah....

Smallberries:

Damn if I know. I was going to ask you.

GIS "sofa sex"
NSFW

I don't think I'm allowed to link to the first hit on "toilet sex"

See, THIS is how you do a "teacher sends nudies to student" story.

In America, you get a mug shot of the teacher who, even if she could be hot, usually looks like she hasn't slept or showered in three days and has been denied access to a comb.

When what you REALLY need are the actual pictures she sent out. You know, so that you can really judge the story properly.

Bravo, Sweden.

Megain
the source article (translated by google - same nsfw warning applies)

Farther down that page, Bacon Terrorists???

Prison for bacon terror The woman in Borås terrorized their neighbors with bacon Hogg including fixed bacon packages in neighboring door - were sentenced to prison today.

/yea I know, probably harassing Muslims or Jews

Approves.


/I do too, I cannot lie

Toilet sex?



Gimme that peepee!!

Noone mentioned yet that the picture is set as the background on the phone.

Pair-o-Dice: H_is_for_Heretic:
But the newspaper also publishes internet chat conversations that show the teacher asking the boy if he prefers "toilet sex or sofa sex".

wut

O.K., sofa sex I get. But toilet sex? Is that like an upper-decker?


In the pooper?

From TFA:

The woman, who has been fired from her job as a teacher, is also facing charges of professional misconduct for leaking the contents of an examination to the 16-year-old boy.

Am I alone in wondering what, exactly, that examination contained?

Pair-o-Dice: H_is_for_Heretic:
But the newspaper also publishes internet chat conversations that show the teacher asking the boy if he prefers "toilet sex or sofa sex".

wut

O.K., sofa sex I get. But toilet sex? Is that like an upper-decker?

Ok, from Urban Dictionary:


The act of giving/getting the shaft while one or the other our[sic] both parties are using the toilet or the floor or just pooping wherever their[sic] farking.shiat + sex = no fun no matter what you call it.

"The teacher has denied that she is the woman depicted in photos sent to the boy's phone, a claim contradicted by her colleagues and the school principal."

Based on the photo in the article, it does beg the question of how her colleagues and the principal recognized her by her nude body alone.

I think this story needs to be investigated further. Forget TotalFark, who wants to sponsor my plane ticket to Sweden?

Makh: "I love Sweden. When a hot teacher shows a pic to her student and is busted, the press shows everyone."

Seconding this. Shame about the radical clerics and whatnot. The Sweden we love may not be long for this world, so to speak.

Niiiiiiice!

That phone has a new message waiting too...I wonder if it is another picture.

give me doughnuts: queenb4biatch: Does that black dot on my bewb make it look saggier?

*checks pic in cell phone*

Nope!

I usually don't anything on my bewbs when I send you pics...um, yeah, OK gotta go home now honey! *blush*

srhp29: Is being on all fours not safe for work?

Depends on how dirty your office floor is.

/what?

Walking Spanish: "The teacher has denied that she is the woman depicted in photos sent to the boy's phone, a claim contradicted by her colleagues and the school principal."

Based on the photo in the article, it does beg the question of how her colleagues and the principal recognized her by her nude body alone.

I think this story needs to be investigated further. Forget TotalFark, who wants to sponsor my plane ticket to Sweden?

It's the huge black dot, I am sure it is visible through her shirts!

Toilet sex.............Looks like I'm moving Sweden!!