What if?
What if?

Fear FEAR FEAR

HOW DARE anyone ask such a question!

Then we're still in a really farked up, shiatty mess....

So nothing will have changed.

Yeah. Bush was the iceberg that doomed the economy to the bottom of the Atlantic, but the new guy is somehow going to make it worse.

Rev.K: Yeah. Bush was the iceberg that doomed the economy to the bottom of the Atlantic, but the new guy is somehow going to make it worse.

B-b-but Obama's the captain of the iceberg, right?????

Rev.K: Yeah. Bush was the iceberg that doomed the economy to the bottom of the Atlantic, but the new guy is somehow going to make it worse.

There are lots of icebergs out there. Just because you steered away from one doesn't mean you won't hit another one. But, the important thing to ask is whether or not we'll get to see Kate Winslett's hooters along the way.

well if he IS making things worse, the next guy will fix everything right up!

what if the sun blows up tomorrow?

What if Republican attempts at obstructionism makes things worse?

I'd rather have someone try to fix things and fail than have people just deliberately trying to get in the way of every attempt to fix things.

What if...what if I slipped and fell in the shower?

My god, I'd be killed!!!

I prefer the "what if Bush didn't steal the election from Gore"

Would we have flying cars by now?

I think so.

I suppose from a foreign perspective, this is actually a novel and insightful question.

/flip a farking coin already

mofroe: What if...what if I slipped and fell in the shower?

My god, I'd be killed!!!


What Obama's economy may look like.

Blackneto: well if he IS making things worse, the next guy will fix everything right up!

Mother Sarah will make it all better in 2013... we'll all feel "energized".

What if subby STFU and WBTW?

Mordant: Blackneto: well if he IS making things worse, the next guy will fix everything right up!

Mother Sarah will make it all better in 2013... we'll all feel "energized".

And if she farks it up?

Here's my question: When will people start asking "What then?"

1. OMG BANKS ARE GOING TO FAIL! What then?

2. OMG DOMESTIC AUTO MANUFACTURERS FAILING! So what then?

3. OMG PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR HOUSES! What then?

Here's the answers to those questions, as I see it.

1. New, smarter banks will take their place because nature abhors a void.

2. Either new domestic auto manufacturers will take their place or we will keep importing all our cars until that becomes too expensive then new domestic auto manufacturers will open.

3. People will live somewhere. Either the owners of the building who they rent from make money or the banks do.

Truth of the matter is it's better to let things fail and fix the problems than to prop up failing business models and call it a day.

/off to read TFA.

Nabb1: Rev.K: Yeah. Bush was the iceberg that doomed the economy to the bottom of the Atlantic, but the new guy is somehow going to make it worse.

There are lots of icebergs out there. Just because you steered away from one doesn't mean you won't hit another one. But, the important thing to ask is whether or not we'll get to see Kate Winslett's hooters along the way.

He won't be President anymore. Is it that f*cking tough?

Blackneto: Mordant: Blackneto: well if he IS making things worse, the next guy will fix everything right up!

Mother Sarah will make it all better in 2013... we'll all feel "energized".

And if she farks it up?

HOW DARE anyone ask such a question!

You're asking the wrong question, subby. You should be asking: When will Obama stop making it worse?

Rev.K: Bush was the iceberg

Iceberg?... Bush is Jewish?

Nabb1: Rev.K: Yeah. Bush was the iceberg that doomed the economy to the bottom of the Atlantic, but the new guy is somehow going to make it worse.

There are lots of icebergs out there. Just because you steered away from one doesn't mean you won't hit another one. But, the important thing to ask is whether or not we'll get to see Kate Winslett's hooters along the way.

It doesn't happen often, but it's always a pleasure to be on the same page with Nabb1.

tnpir: Nabb1: Rev.K: Yeah. Bush was the iceberg that doomed the economy to the bottom of the Atlantic, but the new guy is somehow going to make it worse.

There are lots of icebergs out there. Just because you steered away from one doesn't mean you won't hit another one. But, the important thing to ask is whether or not we'll get to see Kate Winslett's hooters along the way.

It doesn't happen often, but it's always a pleasure to be on the same page with Nabb1.

Conservative, liberal, we should all like to see Kate Winslettt's hooters, my friend.

Nabb1: Conservative, liberal, we should all like to see Kate Winslettt's hooters, my friend.

As a hardcore commie liberal, I agree. Hooters for all!

Not to worry. As long as there are printing presses we can't run out of money.

People are acting as if the US has terminal cancer and Obama gave it AIDS or something.

Obama inheritted a shiatstorm and he's trying to fix it. People need to stop having a quick fix mentality and understand that it's easier to destroy something than it is to build it.

Are these the same people who say that FDR prolonged the Great Depression, and that we would have recovered in a fraction of hte time if we only did things their way?

Also... I_C_Weener, that's one of the greatest farking photos I've ever seen.

doublesecretprobation: what if the sun blows up tomorrow?



i'm scared.

What if WHARRGARBL LIBSLIBSLIBSLIBSLIBS

Praise Saint Reagan!

I truly "hope" his plan works. If it doesn't we are totally farked.

The Sun comes up, tomorrow

bet your bottom dollar,

that tomorrow, there'll be sun...

I hope his plan doesn't work. I haven't seen many people who don't deserve to be totally farked.

What if I'm only a butterfly dreaming that I'm human?

I better start having sex with butterflies.

What if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly?

What if my dick could reach to the moon?

What if some Canadian asshole whose credits include writing a play called "Mayonnaise" wrote a hypothetical fear article?

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make his way home?

What if my mom was secretly my dad and my dad was secretly my mom?!

If things get worse then we'll try something different.

If things get better then we'll continue on the same path.

This is not that hard of a concept.

benlonghair: Here's my question: When will people start asking "What then?"

1. OMG BANKS ARE GOING TO FAIL! What then?

2. OMG DOMESTIC AUTO MANUFACTURERS FAILING! So what then?

3. OMG PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR HOUSES! What then?

Here's the answers to those questions, as I see it.

1. New, smarter banks will take their place because nature abhors a void.

2. Either new domestic auto manufacturers will take their place or we will keep importing all our cars until that becomes too expensive then new domestic auto manufacturers will open.

3. People will live somewhere. Either the owners of the building who they rent from make money or the banks do.

Truth of the matter is it's better to let things fail and fix the problems than to prop up failing business models and call it a day.

/off to read TFA.

This what he said.

What if I'm the only sentient being in the universe, and Obama, the GOP and the rest of y'all are just figments of my imagination?

He's still campaigning.

I wonder when he's going to stop using how many days in office he's had as an excuse?

Ending NAFTA and levying a crippling tax on exporting jobs might help. Putting illegals to work on highway maintenance isn't going to move us in the right direction, and half of that money will be sent to Mexico anyway.

The path he's on can't help but make it worse.

What if O'Riely is gay?

What if Drew is a billionaire.

What if Daily Kos is the absolute truth?

What if I did your mom last night?

I can see that no one read TFA. This wasn't an attack on Obama or anyone else for that matter, it was a different perspective on the global crisis and was quite interesting.

not "what if" it should be "how much"

KaponoFor3: I truly "hope" his plan works. If it doesn't we are totally farked.

Considering the starting point was the same totally farked, this is like extra time.

AppleOptionEsc: What if O'Riely is gay?

Who's O'Riely?

What if Obama's only making things worse?

Then we'll tell him to stop picking at it, and if that doesn't work, we'll get him an Elizabethan collar.

fernt: Ending NAFTA and levying a crippling tax on exporting jobs might help.

Woot. Trade wars! Just what everyone needs. Let's watch the price of goods soar as money is devalued.

alright. how about we have another election, and decide once again who should try to fix the economy?