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(Entertainment Weekly) Amusing Entertainment Weekly asks the all-important question: How much would you pay for Fergie's underwear?   (music-mix.ew.com) divider line 61
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mythias2600 [TotalFark] 2009-03-24 08:47:46 PM  
Obligatory Family Guy quote:

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

 
strangeguitar 2009-03-24 08:49:34 PM  
mythias2600: Obligatory Family Guy quote:

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.


That's where I was gonna go.

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2009-03-24 09:04:32 PM  
I really hope this isn't about Prince Andrews ex wife, as I'm about to eat.

 
lindseyp [TotalFark] 2009-03-24 10:13:23 PM  
mythias2600: Obligatory Family Guy quote:

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2009-03-24 11:20:28 PM  
Do we want to be that close to her downstairs mix-up?

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mythias2600 [TotalFark] 2009-03-24 11:25:57 PM  
The whole thing smells fishy.

 
Elzar [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 02:09:42 AM  
Just as long as its not this Fergie:

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yarnothuntin 2009-03-25 05:19:50 AM  
mythias2600: Obligatory Family Guy quote:

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.


damn you.

Elzar: Just as long as its not this Fergie:

I've always kind of had a thing for her

 
radioman_ 2009-03-25 05:19:59 AM  
$2.15

 
browntimmy 2009-03-25 05:21:39 AM  
Also oblig

flomper.com

 
GungFu 2009-03-25 05:22:51 AM  
Glasgowsfinest: I really hope this isn't about Prince Andrews ex wife, as I'm about to eat.

img.dailymail.co.uk

Pants!

 
andrewhy 2009-03-25 05:37:16 AM  
The most important question is: has she worn them? And are they unwashed?

 
joepac1 2009-03-25 06:00:42 AM  
Are they pee-stained?

 
henryhill 2009-03-25 06:04:32 AM  
Fergie is a man.

 
Oysterman 2009-03-25 06:12:21 AM  
spb.fotolog.com

 
galactus5000 2009-03-25 06:22:25 AM  
dillenger69: He's got the funk.

 
kasper03 2009-03-25 06:36:37 AM  
img210.imageshack.us

 
kasper03 2009-03-25 06:38:03 AM  
www.militaryphotos.net
theres what i was looking for

 
Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang 2009-03-25 06:46:12 AM  
Well apparently someone is willing to pay at least £106, if you were to click the link in the article.

Personally, I wouldn't pay more than tree-fiddy.

 
yarnothuntin 2009-03-25 06:53:10 AM  
Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: Well apparently someone is willing to pay at least £106, if you were to click the link in the article.

Personally, I wouldn't pay more than tree-fiddy.


Goddamn Loch Ness Monster!

 
DubyaHater 2009-03-25 07:07:13 AM  
I think I am going to be sick. Why would pay money for a pink, lacy petri dish? I can only imagine what could be cultured out of there.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 07:59:12 AM  
You'll pardon my distraction while I think about Helen Mirren in this.

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Warpigpen 2009-03-25 08:09:35 AM  
andrewhy: The most important question is: has she worn them? And are they unwashed?

My question exactly.

/mmm..Fergie's pee stained, unwashed panties.

 
Gordon Bennett 2009-03-25 08:31:31 AM  
Huh. I would have guessed that she was the type to go commando.

 
vdantev 2009-03-25 08:53:22 AM  
They've finally cured herpes then ?

 
Takin a poop 2009-03-25 08:54:20 AM  
I'd eat them to beat a breathalizer.

 
Atomic Jonb 2009-03-25 09:29:02 AM  
I dunno, depends...

 
HotKarl 2009-03-25 09:36:10 AM  
tranny!

 
DeadZone 2009-03-25 09:42:49 AM  

 
scumbucket 2009-03-25 09:50:20 AM  
The CDC already has a pair from Madonna, and that's enough potential research to keep them busy for the next hundred years, so I doubt they'll be interested. But on the other hand, who knows... they certainly wouldn't want to miss an opportunity to find the next fungus based wonder drug... Better to be on the safe side, I say.


/I keed, I keed..
//The CDC only fiddles around with small-pox and weapons grade anthrax spores. They let the Russians handle the really dangerous stuff.

 
alaric3 2009-03-25 10:22:44 AM  
I'm going to guess Stacy Ferguson of Kids Incorporated or Stacy Ferguson's shopping assistant.

 
ice cream headache 2009-03-25 10:52:35 AM  
"EW.com" said it all for me.

 
PJ_the_Barbarian 2009-03-25 10:57:50 AM  
Entertainment Weekly asks the all-important question: How much would you pay for Fergie's underwear?

There's no business like show business, like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing...

 
roguelantern 2009-03-25 11:13:07 AM  
I'll save those for later!

 
Linoleum_Blownapart 2009-03-25 11:21:00 AM  
Elzar: Just as long as its not this Fergie:

There's another one?

 
PJ_the_Barbarian 2009-03-25 11:32:44 AM  
Linoleum_Blownapart: Elzar: Just as long as its not this Fergie:

There's another one?


While it's more probable that you've never heard "fergielicious" and "my humps," it's much more entertaining to imagine that you thought they were sung by Sarah Ferguson.

 
MikoSquiz 2009-03-25 11:34:51 AM  
I'd give you $50 to take the goddamn things away.

/Can you imagine what she smells like?

 
Linoleum_Blownapart 2009-03-25 12:00:22 PM  
PJ_the_Barbarian: Linoleum_Blownapart: Elzar: Just as long as its not this Fergie:

There's another one?

While it's more probable that you've never heard "fergielicious" and "my humps," it's much more entertaining to imagine that you thought they were sung by Sarah Ferguson.


I've seen Black Eyed Peas perform, at one of those dozen-bands-in-a-day shows. And I suppose somewhere I knew that the girl singer is also called Fergie. It's a bit trivial and it doesn't stick. I don't know the name of the guy from the Black Eyed Peas either. I don't think I knew there was a song called 'fergielicious'. The death of radio/rise of the MP3 meant that I've lost touch entirely with what's on the Top 40. I no longer recognize the tunes that Weird Al is parodying.

And the new Fergie must have named herself after the old one, right?

I have a similar mental block about Peter Cook. Every time he's mentioned I wonder how he managed to divorce Christie Brinkley ten years after he died.

 
mooseyfate 2009-03-25 12:04:05 PM  
MikoSquiz: I'd give you $50 to take the goddamn things away.

/Can you imagine what she smells like?


Money? Meth-sweat? Perfume?

/do people really think that just because they don't like a celebrity, they run around reeking like dumpster full of spoiled kielbasas?
//Or is this a symptom of minor internet farkwadism?

 
LeroyBourne 2009-03-25 12:30:39 PM  
media.bestofmicro.com

Now that's what I call a rump roast

 
bhcompy 2009-03-25 12:45:48 PM  
DeadZone: The full list (warning: Ebay) (new window)

Ray Winstone underwear. Just what I always wanted.

 
mooseyfate 2009-03-25 12:51:59 PM  
bhcompy: DeadZone: The full list (warning: Ebay) (new window)

Ray Winstone underwear. Just what I always wanted.


Comes in one flavor: Sexy Beast.

 
HowAboutNo 2009-03-25 01:19:49 PM  
In keeping with the Family Guy theme:

OH THAT'S NASTY

 
codeboy 2009-03-25 01:33:56 PM  
I wonder if they smell like Ellen Degeneres' breath...

 
mooseyfate 2009-03-25 01:56:10 PM  
codeboy: I wonder if they smell like Ellen Degeneres' breath...

These are Fergie's underwear, not Portia DiRossi's.

/if they were Portia's panties, I'd be bidding right now

 
siva 2009-03-25 02:06:06 PM  
Essentially a bunch of celebrities are encouraging people to perv on them in the name of chairty. How odd.

 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease 2009-03-25 02:34:53 PM  
tree-fiddy

 
boondagger 2009-03-25 02:39:47 PM  
Depends. Is that with or without someone cleaning up her underwear like they do her face?

thecopycat.nazwa.pl

 
makjr33 [TotalFark] 2009-03-25 02:41:07 PM  
"Semper ubi sub ubi".

Only thing I remember from four years of Latin in high school.

 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease 2009-03-25 02:59:46 PM  
Depends.
No, I'll only bid on her undies, NO DIAPERS!

 
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