Obligatory Family Guy quote:

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

mythias2600: Obligatory Family Guy quote:

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

That's where I was gonna go.

I really hope this isn't about Prince Andrews ex wife, as I'm about to eat.

mythias2600: Obligatory Family Guy quote:

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

Do we want to be that close to her downstairs mix-up?

The whole thing smells fishy.

Just as long as its not this Fergie:

mythias2600: Obligatory Family Guy quote:

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

damn you.

Elzar: Just as long as its not this Fergie:

I've always kind of had a thing for her

$2.15

Also oblig

Glasgowsfinest: I really hope this isn't about Prince Andrews ex wife, as I'm about to eat.



Pants!

The most important question is: has she worn them? And are they unwashed?

Are they pee-stained?

Fergie is a man.

dillenger69: He's got the funk.

theres what i was looking for

Well apparently someone is willing to pay at least £106, if you were to click the link in the article.

Personally, I wouldn't pay more than tree-fiddy.

Sergeant Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang: Well apparently someone is willing to pay at least £106, if you were to click the link in the article.

Personally, I wouldn't pay more than tree-fiddy.

Goddamn Loch Ness Monster!

I think I am going to be sick. Why would pay money for a pink, lacy petri dish? I can only imagine what could be cultured out of there.

You'll pardon my distraction while I think about Helen Mirren in this.

andrewhy: The most important question is: has she worn them? And are they unwashed?

My question exactly.

/mmm..Fergie's pee stained, unwashed panties.

Huh. I would have guessed that she was the type to go commando.

They've finally cured herpes then ?

I'd eat them to beat a breathalizer.

I dunno, depends...

tranny!

The full list (warning: Ebay) (new window)

The CDC already has a pair from Madonna, and that's enough potential research to keep them busy for the next hundred years, so I doubt they'll be interested. But on the other hand, who knows... they certainly wouldn't want to miss an opportunity to find the next fungus based wonder drug... Better to be on the safe side, I say.


/I keed, I keed..
//The CDC only fiddles around with small-pox and weapons grade anthrax spores. They let the Russians handle the really dangerous stuff.

I'm going to guess Stacy Ferguson of Kids Incorporated or Stacy Ferguson's shopping assistant.

"EW.com" said it all for me.

Entertainment Weekly asks the all-important question: How much would you pay for Fergie's underwear?

There's no business like show business, like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing...

I'll save those for later!

Elzar: Just as long as its not this Fergie:

There's another one?

Linoleum_Blownapart: Elzar: Just as long as its not this Fergie:

There's another one?

While it's more probable that you've never heard "fergielicious" and "my humps," it's much more entertaining to imagine that you thought they were sung by Sarah Ferguson.

I'd give you $50 to take the goddamn things away.

/Can you imagine what she smells like?

PJ_the_Barbarian: Linoleum_Blownapart: Elzar: Just as long as its not this Fergie:

There's another one?

While it's more probable that you've never heard "fergielicious" and "my humps," it's much more entertaining to imagine that you thought they were sung by Sarah Ferguson.

I've seen Black Eyed Peas perform, at one of those dozen-bands-in-a-day shows. And I suppose somewhere I knew that the girl singer is also called Fergie. It's a bit trivial and it doesn't stick. I don't know the name of the guy from the Black Eyed Peas either. I don't think I knew there was a song called 'fergielicious'. The death of radio/rise of the MP3 meant that I've lost touch entirely with what's on the Top 40. I no longer recognize the tunes that Weird Al is parodying.

And the new Fergie must have named herself after the old one, right?

I have a similar mental block about Peter Cook. Every time he's mentioned I wonder how he managed to divorce Christie Brinkley ten years after he died.

MikoSquiz: I'd give you $50 to take the goddamn things away.

/Can you imagine what she smells like?

Money? Meth-sweat? Perfume?

/do people really think that just because they don't like a celebrity, they run around reeking like dumpster full of spoiled kielbasas?
//Or is this a symptom of minor internet farkwadism?

Now that's what I call a rump roast

DeadZone: The full list (warning: Ebay) (new window)

Ray Winstone underwear. Just what I always wanted.

bhcompy: DeadZone: The full list (warning: Ebay) (new window)

Ray Winstone underwear. Just what I always wanted.

Comes in one flavor: Sexy Beast.

In keeping with the Family Guy theme:

OH THAT'S NASTY

I wonder if they smell like Ellen Degeneres' breath...

codeboy: I wonder if they smell like Ellen Degeneres' breath...

These are Fergie's underwear, not Portia DiRossi's.

/if they were Portia's panties, I'd be bidding right now

Essentially a bunch of celebrities are encouraging people to perv on them in the name of chairty. How odd.

tree-fiddy

Depends. Is that with or without someone cleaning up her underwear like they do her face?

"Semper ubi sub ubi".

Only thing I remember from four years of Latin in high school.

Depends.
No, I'll only bid on her undies, NO DIAPERS!