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(New York Daily News) Obvious African officials to Madonna: No, you can't adopt another African baby. Not yours   (nydailynews.com) divider line 20
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albo [TotalFark] 2009-03-24 04:24:20 PM  
what country is "Africa?"

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-03-24 06:00:47 PM  
albo: what country is "Africa?"

It is a continent exclusively controlled by the government of Malawi. Didn't you know that?

 
bv2112 2009-03-24 08:35:15 PM  
It is amazing how you can determine someone is stupid in fewer than 15 words.

 
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen 2009-03-24 08:35:44 PM  
Nothing a "donation" of a few million dollars won't fix.

She'd better not mess with China, though. The paperwork will take seven years to fill out, notarize, certify and authenticate. And then she'll have to start over because the earlier docs have expired.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-03-24 08:59:35 PM  
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Nothing a "donation" of a few million dollars won't fix.

She'd better not mess with China, though. The paperwork will take seven years to fill out, notarize, certify and authenticate. And then she'll have to start over because the earlier docs have expired.


I heard she tried to adopt a kid from China and they banned her from adopting all Asian kids.

 
irockalot 2009-03-24 09:33:30 PM  
GOOD!

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2009-03-24 09:39:04 PM  
img03.picoodle.com

 
ZeroCorpse [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-24 09:57:40 PM  
This whole thing with weirdo celebrities accessorizing with African or Asian babies... It needs to stop.

They're not chihuahuas.

 
KajakPro 2009-03-24 10:01:56 PM  
Shut. Down. Everything.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2009-03-24 10:16:06 PM  
farking celebrities with their baby harvesting.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2009-03-24 10:41:06 PM  
I am outraged at celebrities giving these kids a chance! Outraged!

 
Fano 2009-03-24 11:24:40 PM  
files.turbosquid.com

 
deevo 2009-03-24 11:54:43 PM  
Do they pay these farking aged celebrities to wear Ed Hardy? Madonna, Bret Michaels? What the shiat? I could see if tacky young celebrities were wearing them, but the only people I've seen in real life to wear Ed Hardy over age 25 were muscular black guys who also wish they were younger.

 
rocky_howard 2009-03-25 12:35:57 AM  
Why do people use those hideous "Ed Hardy" and "Don Ed Hardy" t-shirts?

Is there a committee that decides this upfront in order to push merchandise/brands into consumers?

Can someone explain the fashion statement behind those shirts?

 
Marisyana 2009-03-25 11:03:19 AM  
rocky_howard: Why do people use those hideous "Ed Hardy" and "Don Ed Hardy" t-shirts?

Is there a committee that decides this upfront in order to push merchandise/brands into consumers?

Can someone explain the fashion statement behind those shirts?


It makes it easier for us to spot the douchebags. No longer do you have to engage in conversation to find the douchebaggery--you see someone in Ed Hardy or Affliction and bingo! You've found a douchebag!

 
notauniquesnowflake 2009-03-25 11:53:46 AM  
tonesskin: I am outraged at celebrities giving these kids a chance! Outraged!

I'm not sure I'd call being plucked out of your native country and thrust into the limelight a "chance." Not to mention knowing this was done to make "mommy" look good in the press. Plus, can you imagine the guilt complex? "Oh, my cousins nearly died of starvation and half of them have AIDS, but goddammit I want that new Wii mommyyyyy!"

 
DecemberNitro 2009-03-25 01:48:19 PM  
deevo: Do they pay these farking aged celebrities to wear Ed Hardy? Madonna, Bret Michaels? What the shiat? I could see if tacky young celebrities were wearing them, but the only people I've seen in real life to wear Ed Hardy over age 25 were muscular black guys who also wish they were younger.

Hulk Hogan also wears one in every recent picture - it's the "too old and rich to care that I'm old" brand.

 
Prattle Assassin 2009-03-25 01:54:16 PM  
files.myopera.com

/overdone, I know

 
pope183 2009-03-25 01:56:08 PM  
African Baby ?

whats the matter Sandy Vag Madge...

African American babby not good enough for you ?

 
Hollie Maea 2009-03-25 03:02:23 PM  
I came here to scoff at the idea of "African officials".

 
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