Well, really, who doesn't?

That's fair. I do hate the Jonas brothers. And that shirt screams that he takes it in the butt.

"The Jonas Bro slants his eyes -- considered defamatory to Asian people --"
...what? I get the generic mockery there, but the action in itself is defamatory to Asians? Am I racist when I squint?

Barakku: "The Jonas Bro slants his eyes -- considered defamatory to Asian people --"
...what? I get the generic mockery there, but the action in itself is defamatory to Asians? Am I racist when I squint?

I'm racist to dark skinned people when I get tan on the beach. SO yes, you are.

It is so cool that you can clearly see his racial purity ring.

Barakku: Am I racist when I squint?

Well, yeah. What are you, slow or somethin'? Haven't you ever noticed that a bunch of people leaving a matinee movie in July are always racists?

This is how we sell racism to little girls. Ha Ha!

Why you no raugh?

That's lacist!

I'm offended when Chinese people open their eyes wide.

Whatever, just as long as it's not Nick. He's gonna be the breakout star, you just wait.

Who is Joe Jonas?

Rotsa ruck, round-eye.

Who's this geezer then?

I'm so ronery...

That's what I said: boobie twaps!

You're a bunch of goddamn racists.

How do you know he doesn't hate Laotian people?

In related news, zebras hate Joe Jonas.

/he better watch out

The hate must come from knowing that statistically, he is intellectually inferior to Asians.

And also gay as a kumquat.

Doesn't he play for the Spanish National basketball team?

I have no use for the Jonas Brothers, but I don't get the out rage. Unless there is some sort of context that implies that he's mimicing asian people, who to say he's just wiping his eyes?

Dear people under 30.


Put. The camera phone. Down.


Signed,
Us geezers.

Raskolnikov's Angst: And also gay as a kumquat.

What is so gay about kumquats?

Well, to be fair they did pee-pee in his coke. He was miffed.

Asians: "Hey guys, relax. Apparently the Jonas Brothers are an embarassment to white people."

Why would this be insulting to Saudi Arabians?

Is Margaret Cho going to protest her act being stolen again?

call me crazy, but i think its feasible for us, Joe Jonas, and the the Chinese people to exist in harmony.

matt2891: I have no use for the Jonas Brothers, but I don't get the out rage. Unless there is some sort of context that implies that he's mimicing asian people, who to say he's just wiping his eyes?

There actually is no outrage. Ever since the whole hubbub about Miley Cyrus, many Asians have taken their pictures while stretching/slanting their own eyes, just to laugh at the absurdity of the issue.

That asian advocacy group is what's embarrassing Asians, not Miley Cyrus.

Joe Jonas loves little girls reaching for his junk.

That's laziks.

Didn't I read this like a week ago? I think I read this in the newspaper, this is so old. And yet I still don't know WTF this guy is.

I hate Asian people. But that's just because I married a Chinese woman.

/Why yes, I will need sheets for the spare bed, thanks for asking sweetheart.

What the hell kind of shirt was he wearing?

That's the real outrage.

Came here for that's wassist kid... leaving disappointed.

For the most part, most Asian groups don't make a big deal out of this kind of nonsense, unlike members of other racial minorities. Asians score considerably higher than whites or other minority races on intelligence tests. Asians also have a much higher household income than white people or other racial minorities.

I'm Asian - here's how we deal with race-based negativity - we look at where it originates from and we laugh. Then we go back to studying, because we know that by being smarter than the idiots who mock us, we will eventually be in a position to be their boss. They will cut the grass on our expansive lawns. They will vacuum the carpet of our brand new Lexus. They will ask for us to help defend them in court after they've been arrested.

Sure, us Asian guys have smaller penises, and we probably get laid less often than males of other races because we tend to be more introverted when it comes to meeting women. But we also know that money, intelligence and status tend to outweigh these "shortcomings" in the long run.

Joe Jonas can laugh all he wants. Someday he'll be wishing he hadn't been so stupid when he's needing some kind of emergency surgery and one of "us" is standing over him with the scalpel.

Atomic Spunk: Joe Jonas can laugh all he wants. Someday he'll be wishing he hadn't been so stupid when he's needing some kind of emergency surgery and one of "us" is standing over him with the scalpel.

Rearry?

I believe Eric Idle would like a few words with young master Joseph.

Gunny Highway: Atomic Spunk: Joe Jonas can laugh all he wants. Someday he'll be wishing he hadn't been so stupid when he's needing some kind of emergency surgery and one of "us" is standing over him with the scalpel.

Rearry?

Rearry!

Atomic Spunk: For the most part, most Asian groups don't make a big deal out of this kind of nonsense, unlike members of other racial minorities. Asians score considerably higher than whites or other minority races on intelligence tests. Asians also have a much higher household income than white people or other racial minorities.

I'm Asian - here's how we deal with race-based negativity - we look at where it originates from and we laugh. Then we go back to studying, because we know that by being smarter than the idiots who mock us, we will eventually be in a position to be their boss. They will cut the grass on our expansive lawns. They will vacuum the carpet of our brand new Lexus. They will ask for us to help defend them in court after they've been arrested.

Sure, us Asian guys have smaller penises, and we probably get laid less often than males of other races because we tend to be more introverted when it comes to meeting women. But we also know that money, intelligence and status tend to outweigh these "shortcomings" in the long run.

Joe Jonas can laugh all he wants. Someday he'll be wishing he hadn't been so stupid when he's needing some kind of emergency surgery and one of "us" is standing over him with the scalpel.


/Go fall on a sword
//seriously, Asian suicide rates are ridiculous
///because most of you are as crazy as this guy
////and learn to drive, too

Atomic Spunk: Rearry!

Haha. Sorry I couldnt help myself. But back to the books. Us round eyes crack the books every once in a while too. Cheers.

I was at a Chinese restaurant a few weeks ago. As I was paying for my food, the 2 16ish year old girls at the register were flipping out. This was their conversation as I was standing 2 feet away waiting for them.

Girl 1- "OMG, OMG!!!! Did you HEAR that old biatch that came in to ask if this was an 'ORIENTAL' restaurant?!!!"
Girl 2- "I KNOW! OMG! What's 'ORIENTAL'?!! HAHAHA She is sooooooo racist! GOD- We're not 'ORIENTAL', we're CHINESE!@#!$!!! What a biatch!"
Girl 1- "I KNOW! OMG OMG!"
Me- "ACHEM"
Girl 1- (turns to me and rolls her eyes as she removes her ear buds) "Ma'am your total is $42.00 even."
Me- "uhhhhhhh........... okay."

And no, I'm not over-exaggerating their conversation.

I still don't know wtf they were flipping out over.

He probably hates the guys who make South Park now.

Atomic Spunk: Gunny Highway: Atomic Spunk: Joe Jonas can laugh all he wants. Someday he'll be wishing he hadn't been so stupid when he's needing some kind of emergency surgery and one of "us" is standing over him with the scalpel.

Rearry?

Rearry!

Learry!

GungFu: Atomic Spunk: Gunny Highway: Atomic Spunk: Joe Jonas can laugh all he wants. Someday he'll be wishing he hadn't been so stupid when he's needing some kind of emergency surgery and one of "us" is standing over him with the scalpel.

Rearry?

Rearry!

Learry!



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sattizahn:
/Go fall on a sword
//seriously, Asian suicide rates are ridiculous
///because most of you are as crazy as this guy
////and learn to drive, too

You fail at understanding statistics. You must not be Asian.

http://nahic.ucsf.edu/downloads/Suicide.pdf

Asian/Pacific-Islander males commit suicide at a rate 1/2 of white males. A similar comparison of females shows a slightly higher rate for A/PI females than White females. Asians, as a whole, have the lowest incidence of suicide for any racial group.

I will agree with you about the driving, though.

sattizahn: ////and learn to drive, too


Yup, still haven't taken on this one yet from Fark.

Way too mental to comprehend.

White people are crap at wiping their arses! It's true!
Black people can't pick their noses and watch tv simultaneously!

WTF?!

Atomic Spunk: sattizahn:
/Go fall on a sword
//seriously, Asian suicide rates are ridiculous
///because most of you are as crazy as this guy
////and learn to drive, too

You fail at understanding statistics. You must not be Asian.

http://nahic.ucsf.edu/downloads/Suicide.pdf

Asian/Pacific-Islander males commit suicide at a rate 1/2 of white males. A similar comparison of females shows a slightly higher rate for A/PI females than White females. Asians, as a whole, have the lowest incidence of suicide for any racial group.

I will agree with you about the driving, though.

Oh no, I knew that. I meant when playing homegames, broseph.

Do you see America having "suicide forests" where people wander off and die? Didn't think so...

I just meant between countries