White was charged with aggravated assault on a person 65 or older
I didn't realize there was a difference when you assault (or look like you're going to assualt) an elderly person.

dog poop thread

Congratulations on the reporter on getting the scoop.

strangeguitar: White was charged with aggravated assault on a person 65 or older
I didn't realize there was a difference when you assault (or look like you're going to assualt) an elderly person.

Apparently it is more of a crime in Floriduh.

Poop will do that to you. its addictive. especially dog poop.


stay away from the Poop!

"My girlfriend's dog crapped on your lawn so now I'm going to hit you with this bat."

Really?

strangeguitar: I didn't realize there was a difference when you assault (or look like you're going to assualt) an elderly person.

I guess assault is when you look like you're going to hit them, and battery is when you actually hit them.

Circle of Destruction, Hammer comes crushing
Powerhouse of energy
Whipping up a fury, Dominating flurry
We create the Battery

Land O' Lakes jail. There's a butter joke here somewhere but I can't find it.

book'em toys

"aggravated assault on a person 65 or older"

Damn guess I am going to keep on assaulting to people between 18 and 64.

Bat?!





What.... bat?!

It's a game of honor and diplomacy.

It's mine.
No, it's mine

/the mind boggles

When my neighbor's dog dumps a log in my yard, I just toss it in their pool. Someday they will figure it out.

Batty?

He should hve called this guy.

Someone who walks their dog past my house kept letting it shiat on my lawn. I would just fling the crap into the street where they walked. Amazingly it eventually worked. Or the dog died. Win for me either way.

Regardless of whose dog it is, failing to clean up after you dog is a total douchebag move.

batty?

/Guano thread

huh, just yesterday I stepped in a dog bomb, and I was feelin stabby...
I live in Floriduh...
I'd love to take a bat to a few old people...

rather just sit here, read FARK, toke a bowl, puke, then go to bed.

/enjoying this thread
//enjoying slashies
/// mmmm

When you have a dog, you got to clean up the dog poo because dogs have the same functions as a human when it comes to eating.

Huh?

Solty Dog: When my neighbor's dog dumps a log in my yard, I just toss it in their pool. Someday they will figure it out.

If your neighbor has a dog, always keep a golf club handy. Perfect for shooting it right back into his yard. Or on top of his house, etc..

FTFA: aggravated assault on a person 65 or older

They already had Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert jewelry, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to [their] armpits...and now they get special treatment as victims of aggravated assault. Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it pretty sweet.

Not one Anwar Sadat from I Love You Man reference?

You are slipping FARK, shame on you.

queezyweezel: strangeguitar: White was charged with aggravated assault on a person 65 or older
I didn't realize there was a difference when you assault (or look like you're going to assualt) an elderly person.

Apparently it is more of a crime in Floriduh.

Well considering that the mean age in Florida is 85. . .

One of my neighbors is a habitual offender when it comes to not cleaning up after my dog. I saw his dog crap on a house a few doors down and call the homeowner. He went to the offenders house and made him come back. The guys wife never cleans up after the dog, so whenever I see her coming, I just turn on the sprinklers. I hate that biatch and their damn yap dog as well.

Nick Nostril

Spaghetti Eatin' Goombah: One of my neighbors is a habitual offender when it comes to not cleaning up after my dog.

Why are your neighbors supposed to pick up after your dog?

xtex: Spaghetti Eatin' Goombah: One of my neighbors is a habitual offender when it comes to not cleaning up after my dog.

Why are your neighbors supposed to pick up after your dog?

Damn it, damn it, damn it. ...not cleaning up after THEIR dog.

heh heh heh.. right down the road from me; this place sucks :\

When my neighbor lets her dog do its business on my yard I just pick it up and throw it on their front porch... I got a really messy one all over their front door. They finally started picking it up. I did ask them to clean up after themselves before I started giving it back to them. We also have one of those high frequency dog gizmo's and I sometimes freak them out with that...