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(Some Guy) Weird Officials seize a half-ton of TNT, over 500 sheep set to be smuggled into Gaza. There goes THAT party   (monstersandcritics.com) divider line 56
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Diogenes [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 05:06:24 PM  
"I don't know what you have planned tonight, [Homer,] but count me out."

 
Blues_X [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 05:16:27 PM  
The jihadi sheep are coming... and they are pissed.

img.dailymail.co.uk

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 05:26:43 PM  
i139.photobucket.com

"Sis Boom Bah"

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 06:38:20 PM  
I hear they were loaded with falafel of mass destruction.

 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 06:51:17 PM  
i9.photobucket.com

Ewe can say that again!

 
Malinki 2009-03-23 07:55:54 PM  
That's Wyle E. Coyote,

Jihad Genius.

 
Jesus built my hybrid 2009-03-23 07:56:19 PM  
Was Wil E. Coyote involved?

 
rebbecks 2009-03-23 07:59:21 PM  
Spoilsports. Sounds like it would have been one hell of a party.

 
studebaker hoch [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-23 08:00:29 PM  
Baaaaaaaahhhhhhhh >BOOM<

 
FarkFish 2009-03-23 08:00:33 PM  
how many bomb vests would half a ton of tnt make?

 
fusillade762 2009-03-23 08:03:43 PM  
So they're strapping sheep with explosives now?

Ovines of mass destruction?

 
FF Mac 2009-03-23 08:05:52 PM  
The velcro gloves and hip waders must have been in a different shipment...

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 08:06:29 PM  
fusillade762: So they're strapping sheep with explosives now?

Well they did strap a bomb on to a donkey in the early parts of the intifada.

At which point PETA released them a public communique saying to leave the animals out of it. Not to stop killing Jews, just to do it without using animals.

 
mwolhowe 2009-03-23 08:08:22 PM  
Blues_X: The jihadi sheep are coming... and they are pissed.

I'm a SHEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!...

 
fusillade762 2009-03-23 08:10:37 PM  
Do the martyr sheep get 74 virgin Scotsmen in heaven?

 
luckyeddie [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 08:11:39 PM  
Perhaps this is the Palestinian version of the old English Guy Fawkes Night tradition of sticking a banger up a cat's arse

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 08:11:54 PM  
Insta-lamb chops?.

 
CornFedIowan 2009-03-23 08:14:59 PM  
BKITU: "Sis Boom Bah"

I came in here specifically for Carnac.

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 08:17:36 PM  
fusillade762: So they're strapping sheep with explosives now?

No. They want to get a jump on the 72 virgins.

 
gft 2009-03-23 08:24:16 PM  
Do the martyr sheep get 74 virgin Scotsmen New Zealanders in heaven?

 
texastag 2009-03-23 08:28:18 PM  
fusillade762: Do the martyr sheep get 74 virgin Scotsmen in heaven?

I LOL'd

/Scotsman
//Jew
///Why yes, I am the cheapest man on earth
////Sense of humor
//Someone post the jihadi sheep next to the Muslim outrage guy I think they have the same dentist
//Extra lazy slashies

 
cheezitmojo 2009-03-23 08:38:08 PM  
Explosive Sheep
Requires Engineeering (150)

 
dennysgod 2009-03-23 08:40:30 PM  
So they moved Gaza to New Zealand...who knew.

 
FarkTastic229 2009-03-23 08:49:28 PM  
This is just a completely reasonable response to the t-shirts the zionist soldiers were wearing.

/this situation could get quite woolly.

 
jfsimpson 2009-03-23 08:49:35 PM  
Came for worms, left with muttin'

 
Scatteredsun 2009-03-23 08:50:20 PM  
were the Worms unavailable for comment?

 
Nick Nostril 2009-03-23 08:50:51 PM  
"Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. "

 
gazellegirl 2009-03-23 08:53:31 PM  
damnit,barely beaten to the worms comment.

 
CLambe 2009-03-23 08:55:46 PM  
Great headline. Kudos, subby.

 
Rozinante 2009-03-23 08:57:12 PM  
and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

 
navyjeff 2009-03-23 08:58:50 PM  
Team 17 wanted for questioning (new window).

 
stevejovi 2009-03-23 09:17:19 PM  
Mmmmmmmm....... Mutton McNuggets.®

 
fusillade762 2009-03-23 09:41:24 PM  
Rozinante: and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

We can't stop here, this is sheep country.

 
Bhasayate 2009-03-23 09:44:18 PM  
I can't baaaalieve it!

/i know it's terrorable

/facepalm

 
texastag 2009-03-23 10:06:22 PM  
I guess I'll have to do it myself...

img.dailymail.co.ukwww.everydayshouldbesaturday.com

Yep, I was right.

 
Rhames 2009-03-23 10:10:53 PM  
Awwe, I was gonna 'splode me a sheeps!

 
Korovyov [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 10:12:55 PM  
Missed an opportunity to arrange some 'work accidents'.

 
Broz_Tito 2009-03-23 10:15:52 PM  
They are just like Americans & Washington against British occupation.

 
Control_this 2009-03-23 10:28:00 PM  
Clearly those sheep were part of a weapons related program.

Gyros of mass destruction.

 
mybulkaddress 2009-03-23 10:29:33 PM  
Something about "dirty deeds done with sheep" comes to mind.

 
smileynyc [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 10:40:59 PM  
Why does Palestinians smuggling in TNT only have 40 comments...

While Israeli soldier wears un offical t-shirt has 300+ comments?

 
Seabasser 2009-03-23 10:55:06 PM  
This looks really baaaaaaaaaad.

/Can't believe nobody else did that yet.
//Oh, the ewe-manity!

 
The Morans Guy 2009-03-23 11:06:34 PM  
smileynyc: Why does Palestinians smuggling in TNT only have 40 comments...

While Israeli soldier wears un offical t-shirt has 300+ comments?



because it's only bad when teh Joos do it

 
Zombie Hitler 2009-03-23 11:27:36 PM  
texastag: I guess I'll have to do it myself...



Yep, I was right.


It's actually a dead ringer for the other outraged picture. The one with the younger guy.

 
Kenny B [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 11:34:48 PM  
Wanted for questioning.


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locustfajita 2009-03-23 11:43:29 PM  
Those are for two different parties, dude.

 
Iraqi Dynamite Salesman 2009-03-23 11:55:06 PM  
//APPROOVES...

 
Isildur 2009-03-24 12:04:50 AM  
The terrorists were planning on using the sheep as explosives too. They just had to click on them enough times.

 
real_headhoncho [TotalFark] 2009-03-24 12:15:29 AM  
Came for the Starcraft reference....

 
Slackfumasta [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-24 12:15:56 AM  
Life imitating WoW?

img9.imageshack.us

 
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