His bank card and phone were passed to Patterson who withdrew £90 from a cashpoint at 5am, but she failed to get another £100 failed.

FAIL

They were sitting on the sofa when her boyfriend Bryan McDermott, 26, burst brandishing a knife shouting "Give me your money".

He burst? That's gonna leave a mark.

Whole lotta fail.

I shudder to think what kind of streetwalker only costs 20 quid.

GreenAdder: I shudder to think what kind of streetwalker only costs 20 squid.

In before the irony police

It certainly was nice of her to bring back the phone and bankcard!

Are there pics of said prostitute?

His bank card and phone were passed to Patterson who withdrew £90 from a cashpoint at 5am, but she failed to get another £100 failed. When she returned to the house she handed back the card and phone.

This paragraph is fail.

I believe this being blighty, the sex for sale was technically legal, it was the strong arm robbery that was wrong. Interesting that he's not in trouble for non-consentual filming - but then maybe she said it was OK.

Bizzare, either way.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: This paragraph is fail.

This ENTIRE ARTICLE is fail.

Mr. Mackay?

Now class, hookers are bad, mmmkay?

PIN number?

Was it really necessary to have the video to prove that they ripped him off?

FTFA: His bank card and phone were passed to Patterson who withdrew £90 from a cashpoint at 5am, but she failed to get another £100 failed.

Well, someone certainly failed.

One word for this article: FIF

Prostitute who actually takes the phone and card and goes to steal the money = 9 months in jail.

Guy who brandishes a knife = 5 years.

I have a close friend who's married to a nice looking woman, has a well-paying job and a 3 year old son. However, on occassion, he will visit hookers that he finds on Craigslist. He's told me all kinds of interesting stories and he's never had a bad experience. He's tried to convince me to do the same, but I warned him that when you're doing things that are outside of the law, eventually something bad will happen to you. I've been much too afraid of something like this happening to me so I've never visited a hooker.

I'm going to email him this story.

DrBrownCow: Was it really necessary to have the video to prove that they ripped him off?

No, but showing some homemade amateur porn to the cops probably made it easier to see things the victim's way. "see this girl that I'm farking cowgirl, doggie style and missionary? She just robbed me!"

delphi_ote: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: This paragraph is fail.

This ENTIRE ARTICLE is fail.

My Tank is Fight!!.

skinink: And which cellphone can be set up fast enough and has good enough video to record a sex act?

A Treo. Trust me.

mctom: Mr. Mackay?

"Mackey" - South park character
"Mackay" - A Scottish clan

/Not a grammar nazi

CygnusDarius: delphi_ote: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: This paragraph is fail.

This ENTIRE ARTICLE is fail.

My Tank is Fight!!.

I just got done reading that again while on vacation. Pure beach material, right there.

skinink: And which cellphone can be set up fast enough and has good enough video to record a sex act?

Welcome to the 2009...

If they were filming it, how was she a prostitute and not just being paid, like any other porn-star, to make a porn? Video is video, even if it's a shiatty cellphone one.

tuffsnake: Prostitute who actually takes the phone and card and goes to steal the money = 9 months in jail.

Guy who brandishes a knife = 5 years.

I don't know about you, but I'd take a threat on my life more seriously than a robbery.

TsuZi: If they were filming it, how was she a prostitute and not just being paid, like any other porn-star, to make a porn? Video is video, even if it's a shiatty cellphone one.

The person paying the preforming party cannot be the person receiving the service.

tuffsnake: mctom: Mr. Mackay?

"Mackey" - South park character
"Mackay" - A Scottish clan

/Not a grammar nazi mmmkay

FTFY

... but I don't like FAIL!

CygnusDarius: delphi_ote: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: This paragraph is fail.

This ENTIRE ARTICLE is fail.

My Tank is Fight!!.



Soldiers that fly! Tanks that fly! Cruisers that . . . sink!

/hl

Caulfield: skinink: And which cellphone can be set up fast enough and has good enough video to record a sex act?

A Treo. Trust me.

And, ironically (sic), my favorite type of sex as well.

Oznog: ... but I don't like FAIL!

ewwwwwwww

DrBrownCow: PIN number?

Don't start.

Redscum: tuffsnake: Prostitute who actually takes the phone and card and goes to steal the money = 9 months in jail.

Guy who brandishes a knife = 5 years.

I don't know about you, but I'd take a threat on my life more seriously than a robbery.

Hm, that's a good point. I don't have a descent argument against it at the moment... though given the worst case scenario his crime was far worse but given the actual result was what he did 6+ times as bad?

Atomic Spunk: However, on occassion, he will visit hookers that he finds on Craigslist.

Geez, just send him to AdultFriendFinder like everyone else.

Ah, the old badger game, with the added threat of a stabbin'.

Atomic Spunk: I warned him that when you're doing things that are outside of the law, eventually something bad will happen to you.

When you do things inside the law bad things will happen to you too. Every single day more humans are getting hit by buses than are winning the lottery. No matter whether one's actions are legal or not, everyone's got to bite on a shiat sanndwich some day.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: His bank card and phone were passed to Patterson who withdrew £90 from a cashpoint at 5am, but she failed to get another £100 failed. When she returned to the house she handed back the card and phone.

This paragraph is fail.

Yom Dawg! I heard you like some fail with your reporting so I put some fail in your paragraph so you could fail at understanding the article.

I thought we ALL recorded our sessions with prostitutes and rentboys.

This article is worthless without the video.

H_is_for_Heretic: TsuZi: If they were filming it, how was she a prostitute and not just being paid, like any other porn-star, to make a porn? Video is video, even if it's a shiatty cellphone one.

The person paying the preforming party cannot be the person receiving the service.

So if buddy wants a hooker, you pay her and film it and everything is legal because she is being paid as an "actress"?

Funny, i've never seen a cell phone that uses film to capture video

xen0blue: Funny, i've never seen a cell phone that uses film to capture video

You can buy one one E-Bay. Take your PIN number to the ATM machine, and download some money out.
/sorry, work thc support and the customers rubb off on me.

Venturstein shouts "PWOSTITUUUUUUUUU!!!!"

DrBrownCow: PIN number?

Yes, just like CAC card, it's redundant.

Because it just sounds so damned weird when you tell someone:

"Yeah, the guard asked for ID so I pulled out my CAC. He took one look at it, waved me on and said 'Have a good one.'"

One night, a few years ago when cameras in cell phones was still pretty novel, my wife and I went out to dinner with a group of friends. They'd brought this guy with them who kept looking at his cell phone. I asked him about it and he said it was the new one with a camera. He started telling us about the pictures, and showing them to us. Suddenly, there was a picture of him getting blown by some girl. he then tells us about all the "sluts" he nails and shows my wife and me about ten or fifteen pics of his dick and random women's mouths.

We didn't really know what to say, so I just said "Wow, that takes good pics."

Maxwell Edison: When you do things inside the law bad things will happen to you too. Every single day more humans are getting hit by buses than are winning the lottery. No matter whether one's actions are legal or not, everyone's got to bite on a shiat sanndwich some day.

You are a ray of sunshine!

vudukungfu:
You can buy one one E-Bay. Take your PIN number to the ATM machine, and download some money out.
/sorry, work thc support and the customers rubb off on me.



I accidentally your mother into a prostitute.

GoDawgs! 2009-03-23 04:57:18 PM His bank card and phone were passed to Patterson who withdrew £90 from a cashpoint at 5am, but she failed to get another £100 failed. FAIL
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Yup. FAIL!


And um, the 'sex act' was 20 pounds. That's it? That's like... 32 american these days. That's pretty pathetic :)