This thread is absolu-farkin-lutely muther-farkin FINE without pics

Nick Cage played Vegas guy in Next
Nick Cage gets stung by bees in Wickerman
Nick Cage sees plane crash in Knowing
2 planes crash today
bees attack
Coincidence?

/kevin bacon

Well, to be honest, being stung by 2,000 highly-venomous bees IS less painful than living in Las Vegas.

That has got to be one of the worst ways to die.

Or almost die.

.

They don't let you have bees in here...

"They also urge people not to jump in swimming pools, saying bees can see people and wait for them there."

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

DesktopHippie: Oh my God!

that's gonna sting

/the crap you find on the intranets...

BEES?!

Barakku: They don't let you have bees in here...

Ah, you beat me to it.

Getting stung repeatedly by bees is the one childhood fear I still carry with me today. Kill them all!

/submitter

I wonder if he will be pretty much immune to bee stings from now on?

rava: that's gonna sting

I just KNEW that rava would come up with a pun and find a way to hornet in this thread.

:-/

BeeBQ (new window). Still awesome five years later.

EviLincoln: I wonder if he will be pretty much immune to bee stings from now on?

Well for one thing he'd have to get stung by about 50 of them to even notice.

i knew i wasn't going to have to comb over this thread looking for bee puns.

SilentStrider: i knew i wasn't going to have to comb over this thread looking for bee puns.

Some people would say that this is a bad thing, but hive got my own opinions on the matter.

EviLincoln: I wonder if he will be pretty much immune to bee stings from now on?

I think it's more likely he will become hypersensitive to them. His body will overreact to stings next time and he could die of anaphylactic shock. He's lucky he didn't this time.

Over 20 comments already? This story sure has created quite a buzz.

the_cnidarian: EviLincoln: I wonder if he will be pretty much immune to bee stings from now on?

I think it's more likely he will become hypersensitive to them. His body will overreact to stings next time and he could die of anaphylactic shock. He's lucky he didn't this time.

He's going to have to bee careful from now on.

the_cnidarian: EviLincoln: I wonder if he will be pretty much immune to bee stings from now on?

I think it's more likely he will become hypersensitive to them. His body will overreact to stings next time and he could die of anaphylactic shock. He's lucky he didn't this time.

This. For instance, I am often on IV vancomycin. This causes a reaction for the first few days. The first reactions of each course of treatment are progressively getting worse and now I have to do the first dose in the hospital.

Today I was riding in a car with my wife and a couple of friends when my wife asked, "So, what ever happened to the killer bees that we were supposed to be so afraid of?"

One of my friends replied, "They're here. They just didn't turn out to be as bad as we were led to believe."

My wife looked kind of puzzled and asked, "So, what are we supposed to be afraid of, then?"

My other friend grinned and said, "They'll think of something. They always do."

It says bee. And it has a picture of a bee on it!

Being a white anglo-saxon protestant, I am getting a kick out of these replies.

Wanted for questioning???

FTFA: While not native to the U.S., killer bees are well established in southern Nevada.

What the hell does that mean? Africanized honey bees are not native to anywhere, they are not a natural species. They are just a farkup created by humans being dumbasses.

I heard about this guy on the local news. They said hospital staff had to pull out every individual stinger with tweezers. Damn.

O death, where is thy sting?

xlbrooklyn: Well, to be honest, being stung by 2,000 highly-venomous bees IS less painful than living in Las Vegas.

Dude, you are from Brooklyn? You have no call to be saying shiat about Vegas.

Meh!!

Getting stung in Las Vegas is when you pay a hooker $200 and she doesn't even take it up the pooper!

Killer bees set to stun

vodka: What the hell does that mean? Africanized honey bees are not native to anywhere, they are not a natural species. They are just a farkup created by humans being dumbasses.


Why does everything bad come from Africa?

*Ducks*

These attacks are all being orchestrated by Gordon Sumner.

COVERED IN BEEEESSS!!!!



/Obligatory

SJKebab: It says bee. And it has a picture of a bee on it!

My cat's name is mittens.

An old photo of mine. His wings were wet and he couldn't fly, and he seemed pretty pissed about me taking his picture. I left before his wings dried out.

Hector Remarkable: These attacks are all being orchestrated by Gordon Sumner.


I bee what you did there.

Bees are nice. The ones in my garden are exceptionally fat and fuzzy. Hornets and Wasps however, they should be tortured then killed.

Polartank13: xlbrooklyn: Well, to be honest, being stung by 2,000 highly-venomous bees IS less painful than living in Las Vegas.

Dude, you are from Brooklyn? You have no call to be saying shiat about Vegas.

My thoughts exactly. You want painful? Try Clovis, NM. Try anywhere in New Mexico.

/yes, i'm trying to start something

yagottabefarkinkiddinme

EviLincoln: I wonder if he will be pretty much immune to bee stings from now on?

2000 stings abd he's alive~?~?~?
I'd say he's farking immune from the start.

vodka: FTFA: While not native to the U.S., killer bees are well established in southern Nevada.

What the hell does that mean? Africanized honey bees are not native to anywhere, they are not a natural species. They are just a farkup created by humans being dumbasses.



Well the original batch came from Africa to Brazil, then escaped.

"your weapons are useless against them!"
" Don't be a hero!"

kronicfeld: BEES?!

I take it you're not on board.