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(Fox News) NewsFlash Plane crashes into big Butte. 17 confirmed dead   (foxnews.com) divider line 261
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Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 07:50:52 PM  
My hometown.

 
sparkyumr98 2009-03-22 07:51:15 PM  
I like big Buttes and I cannot lie...

 
rafterman40 2009-03-22 07:52:00 PM  
Needs ironic tag - it crashed into a cemetery!

 
fernandez 2009-03-22 07:52:02 PM  
FAA Spokesman Mike Fergus says preliminary reports indicate the dead include numerous children.

Keep that in the back of your mind when preparing a snark filled comment

 
EchoMike [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 07:52:05 PM  
You other brothers can't deny...

 
rbaron71 [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 07:52:33 PM  
Oh, so tragic!

RIP.

 
Canadian Canuck [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 07:52:39 PM  
Damn it subby! It crashed in a cemetery and you had the perfect joke about either burying the survivors or they keep uncovering more.

 
NYZooMan 2009-03-22 07:52:51 PM  
rafterman40: Needs ironic tag - it crashed into a cemetery!

Hundreds of bodies recovered so far!

 
boxster 2009-03-22 07:53:11 PM  
Cemetary "thousands dead" joke sadly missed by submitter.

Or mods.

Take your pick.

 
heinekenftw 2009-03-22 07:53:28 PM  
Goddamn it, we were off to a good start this year with Sully and now they're dropping like flies.

 
therhinodep 2009-03-22 07:53:44 PM  
"preliminary reports indicate the dead include numerous children."

This will not prevent Fark hilarity.

 
macadamnut 2009-03-22 07:53:45 PM  
Was it pirates?

 
95629 2009-03-22 07:53:58 PM  
Eh... guys... it was full of kids.

 
xlbrooklyn [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 07:54:06 PM  
Kids.

Merde.

 
zulius 2009-03-22 07:54:08 PM  
Fail on the lack of cemetary joke :/

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 07:54:11 PM  
All the "Butte" jokes would be brilliantly hilarious if "Butte" somehow rhymed with or had some relation to the word "Butt".

However, the reality is: No.

 
heinekenftw 2009-03-22 07:54:14 PM  
The FAA and the NTSB should recommend that they clone Sully a few thousand times and let his clones fly.

No more plane crashes with fatalities!

 
Wrong_Intentions 2009-03-22 07:54:53 PM  
rafterman40: Needs ironic tag - it crashed into a cemetery!

So far, authorities have found hundreds of bodies. They keep digging and finding more and more. It's a major disaster.

 
Wrong_Intentions 2009-03-22 07:55:40 PM  
NYZooMan: rafterman40: Needs ironic tag - it crashed into a cemetery!

Hundreds of bodies recovered so far!


Wrong_Intentions: rafterman40: Needs ironic tag - it crashed into a cemetery!

So far, authorities have found hundreds of bodies. They keep digging and finding more and more. It's a major disaster.


Two minutes faster. Damn you!

 
GT_Frog 2009-03-22 07:56:14 PM  
Wow! This happened in Louisiana also... A small 2 passenger plane crashed into a cemetary... Last word from the scene, recuers had recovered 345 bodies and more were expected...

 
RottNDude 2009-03-22 07:56:16 PM  
img12.imageshack.us

 
Kiddo Young [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 07:56:23 PM  
After I heard the plane was full of children, I couldn't bring myself to turn on the snark.

Rest in peace, little Angels. :o(

 
Dogfacedgod 2009-03-22 07:56:39 PM  
tragic

 
Iron Chef Scottish 2009-03-22 07:56:45 PM  
Where will they bury the survivors?

 
Nutcase [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 07:57:01 PM  
At least they won't have to go far for burial....

//Aisle seat

 
siege_bong 2009-03-22 07:57:04 PM  
17 people in a single engine aircraft seems a bit unusual.

Must have been a flying clown car.

 
ravenlore [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 07:57:38 PM  
Kids.

Damn.

May the gods be with their parents.

 
GT_Frog 2009-03-22 07:57:53 PM  
Damn Wrong_Intentions... Beat me to the punch line...

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 07:58:20 PM  
:-(

Damn.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-03-22 07:58:34 PM  
sparkyumr98: I like big Buttes and I cannot lie...

EchoMike: You other brothers can't deny...

And when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thang in yo'face you get SPRUNG!

 
theiceberg 2009-03-22 07:59:15 PM  
So, if the plane was full of kids we shouldn't joke, but if it's full of adults it's ok? How does that work?

 
wldncrzy14 2009-03-22 07:59:51 PM  
UPIB

 
Rufus_T_Firefly [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 08:00:01 PM  
rafterman40: Needs ironic tag - it crashed into a cemetery!

Not ironic! Repeat after me: "A coincidence".

 
epyonyx 2009-03-22 08:00:30 PM  
A plane crashes in a cemetery. Where do the dead live?

 
Rogue71371 2009-03-22 08:01:10 PM  
Juniper Jupiter: sparkyumr98: I like big Buttes and I cannot lie...

EchoMike: You other brothers can't deny...

And when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thang in yo'face you get SPRUNG!


Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

 
Drakin020 2009-03-22 08:01:45 PM  
Meh...Can't really find much snark through the fact that numerous kids were killed.

 
Crudbucket 2009-03-22 08:01:57 PM  
Rufus_T_Firefly: rafterman40: Needs ironic tag - it crashed into a cemetery!

Not ironic! Repeat after me: "A coincidence".


A pretty ironic coincidence...

 
lopsided llama 2009-03-22 08:01:58 PM  
03220917460011253

/Sorry.

 
Zotfripper 2009-03-22 08:02:04 PM  
www.vh1.com
Loves big buttes and cannot lie.

 
knobee 2009-03-22 08:02:29 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Big Bootay.

 
McBatt [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 08:02:45 PM  
fernandez: Keep that in the back of your mind when preparing a snark filled comment

respect won't bring them back.

 
Son of Thunder 2009-03-22 08:02:47 PM  
95629: Eh... guys... it was full of kids.

Not any more.

 
MicroE 2009-03-22 08:03:21 PM  
theiceberg: So, if the plane was full of kids we shouldn't joke, but if it's full of adults it's ok? How does that work?

This is fark. It could be a plane full of children, puppies, and unicorns and people would find ways to joke about it.

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 08:03:41 PM  
siege_bong: 17 people in a single engine aircraft seems a bit unusual.

It was a Pilatus PC12, one of these,

upload.wikimedia.org

Not exactly a small plane.

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 08:04:48 PM  
siege_bong: 17 people in a single engine aircraft seems a bit unusual.

Some commentator mentioned that full capacity of an MD11 is eleven.

 
Jacobin 2009-03-22 08:05:09 PM  
I'm going to go with "ran out of fuel"

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 08:05:55 PM  
95629: it was full of kids.

Would you prefer those kids to be filled...

/yeah yeah I'll have a seat over there and a first class upgrade

 
Phaid 2009-03-22 08:06:39 PM  
Can't be true. It's Faux News.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 08:06:45 PM  
Epsilon: All the "Butte" jokes would be brilliantly hilarious if "Butte" somehow rhymed with or had some relation to the word "Butt".

Jesus tapdancing Christ, please try to get laid sometime soon.

 
SCUBA_Archer 2009-03-22 08:07:03 PM  
Saw it on CNN and came to fark for the "bury the survivors" or "hundreds of bodes discovered" jokes and got a lame Sir Mix-A-Lot reference....

/disappointed.

 
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