FARK.com: (4282961) Truck spills 8,000 gallons of milk after crashing into a drainage ditch. Emergency responders were emotionally detached

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50 Comments (+0 »)

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nacker

2009-03-22 10:07:02 PM

I bet they were crying...

Issor

2009-03-22 10:14:49 PM

fark! Beat to it.

aracnop

2009-03-22 10:16:00 PM

I know that had to smell......

Barricaded Gunman

2009-03-22 10:16:51 PM

Holy shiat, this has my vote for headline of the month (at least!) Kudos, kudos I say!

Lady Smarmalade

2009-03-22 10:17:05 PM

I didn't get it. I feel dumb now.

cxjohn

2009-03-22 10:18:29 PM

Who brought the Oreos?

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

2009-03-22 10:20:03 PM

The Martintuckian

2009-03-22 10:21:47 PM

Quick, get the cookies.

GOB

2009-03-22 10:24:24 PM

Lady Smarmalade: I didn't get it. I feel dumb now.

Well don't cry over it.

Little One-Eyed Wench

2009-03-22 10:24:48 PM

+1 headline. I really did lol.

portscanner

2009-03-22 10:25:02 PM

Lady Smarmalade: I didn't get it. I feel dumb now.

"dont cry over spilled milk"
"Emergency responders were emotionally detached"

Kuj0317

2009-03-22 10:25:56 PM

Bravo.

Hagbardr

2009-03-22 10:26:51 PM

I wouldn't want to be there to smell that next week.

Scruffinator

2009-03-22 10:27:40 PM

Lady Smarmalade: I didn't get it. I feel dumb now.

Don't feel too bad, I didn't get it at first either.

/only on 3rd beer

wildsnowllama

2009-03-22 10:28:03 PM

Now if a truck delivering Kellogg's Cereal crashes in the same ditch we can call Guinness...

PC TOAD LETTER

2009-03-22 10:30:42 PM

I still don't get it...please explain...slowly.

LukeA

2009-03-22 10:30:54 PM

aracnop: I know that had to smell......

Nah, but wait until about 2pm tomorrow afternoon.

LukeA

2009-03-22 10:31:32 PM

Lady Smarmalade: I didn't get it. I feel dumb now.

You should.

belhade

2009-03-22 10:34:18 PM

wildsnowllama: Now if a truck delivering Kellogg's Cereal crashes in the same ditch we can call Guinness...

I would imagine more farkers would prefer the cereal truck just crash into the Guiness truck...

/milk is for babies

fernanernie

2009-03-22 10:35:40 PM

LukeA
aracnop: I know that had to smell......

Nah, but wait until about 2pm tomorrow afternoon.

We can call it cottage cheese?

belhade

2009-03-22 10:35:49 PM

"It's milk"

mathmonkey

2009-03-22 10:37:46 PM

Wonderfully done.

davynelson

2009-03-22 10:39:33 PM

yeah

nicely understated

submitty

Blues_Fan

2009-03-22 10:45:33 PM

wildsnowllama: Now if a truck delivering Kellogg's Cereal crashes in the same ditch we can call Guinness...

They bringing a towel?

Fatroll

2009-03-22 10:50:12 PM

Brav-oreo

WeezinTheJuice

2009-03-22 10:55:06 PM

Otto Pilot

2009-03-22 11:01:52 PM

Aaron Buh.

That coward David Lopan

2009-03-22 11:05:06 PM

Truck spills 8,000 gallons of milk after crashing into a drainage ditch. Emergency responders were emotionally detached

Well, I could see that. After all, what would be the use of crying over it?

CornFedIowan

2009-03-22 11:05:31 PM

I see what subby did there.

/now we need a truck of Oreos

roki

2009-03-22 11:11:27 PM

DRAAIINAAGE!

Shadyman

2009-03-22 11:19:55 PM

portscanner: Lady Smarmalade: I didn't get it. I feel dumb now.

"dont cry over spilled milk"
"Emergency responders were emotionally detached"

Oh! I get it now!
/+1 subby, for obscurity.

octopied

2009-03-22 11:23:07 PM

Some lost cat is going to think he's in heaven pretty soon.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2009-03-22 11:30:20 PM

Mmmm.... Vitamin R

Lady Smarmalade

2009-03-22 11:32:14 PM

Let me clarify... I got it after I read the Weeners. I'm not THAT slow.

/Alright that might be arguable

Lady Smarmalade

2009-03-22 11:33:36 PM

Blasted filter! I got it after I read what nacker said. Geez.

Sasquach

2009-03-22 11:34:50 PM

Very clever subby....many golf claps

OscarTamerz

2009-03-22 11:36:59 PM

Lady Smarmalade: Let me clarify... I got it after I read the Weeners. I'm not THAT slow.

/Alright that might be arguable

I've heard of palm reading but....

m053486

2009-03-22 11:47:47 PM

belhade,
WeezinTheJuice Schadenfreude
and
ist die schoenste Freude:

Re: Your images.

Thank you. This is why I come to fark.

TheRaven7

2009-03-22 11:49:16 PM

I got it, and it's funny.

Emperorsteele

2009-03-22 11:54:49 PM

Hot damn, that's funny! A genuine lol from me, good Subby!

tetheredswimming

2009-03-23 01:24:36 AM

Thanks, Subby - took me 4 re-reads

enderthexenocide

2009-03-23 02:02:44 AM

Otto Pilot
Aaron Buh.

now THAT is funny and obscure. even better than the headline

Katzenjammer

2009-03-23 02:44:42 AM

Emperorsteele: Hot damn, that's funny! A genuine lol from me, good Subby!

This. I really LOL'd.

wildsnowllama

2009-03-23 03:58:10 AM

Otto Pilot: Aaron Buh.

:) (new window)

HAMMERTOE

2009-03-23 07:34:41 AM

i wish i were a midget.

if i were a midget, i'd become a paychic.

then, i'd get arrested.

then, i'd break out of jail.

my headlines would read: ^{SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE}

HAMMERTOE

2009-03-23 07:35:37 AM

oh, and smitty, wery nice.

+1

Plumbledum

2009-03-23 07:57:52 AM

WeezintheJuice

you may that that was a bad choice!

vudukungfu

2009-03-23 08:32:47 AM

Hagbardr: I wouldn't want to be there to smell that next week.

That town always smells like dairy air.
/lives nearby.

catsass

2009-03-23 09:48:26 AM

HOTY. I read, I paused, I thought, I cackled.