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(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Man tackled and arrested after punching police horse outside Orlando nightclub. Man unharmed, horse in stable condition   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 67
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TiltedKilt 2009-03-22 09:06:20 PM  
Whoa!

www.ericdsnider.com

/Mongo says, "Hotlinked."

 
testaclese [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 09:27:38 PM  
Applause, subby.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 09:49:09 PM  
Booooooooooooooo.

/+1

 
BooBoo23 [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 10:03:23 PM  
Brilliant headline.

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 10:06:39 PM  
Dammit. All the fun stuff around here happens after I leave the clubs peacefully and without punching any horses...

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 10:27:31 PM  
TiltedKilt: Whoa!



/Mongo says, "Hotlinked."


First thing I thought of.

/"Candygram!"

 
toejam 2009-03-22 10:45:18 PM  
*groan*

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-03-22 10:46:11 PM  
Subby just pawn in game of life.

 
clipperbox 2009-03-22 10:47:31 PM  
gopher321: TiltedKilt: Whoa!



/Mongo says, "Hotlinked."

First thing I thought of.

/"Candygram!"




//"Mongo loves candy."

 
That coward David Lopan 2009-03-22 10:50:33 PM  
Nevermind that shiat, here comes Mongo!

 
DBrandisNC 2009-03-22 10:52:05 PM  
neigh.

 
Hokkaido_Crying 2009-03-22 10:52:17 PM  
I'll admit it. I laughed.

/+1 subby.

 
40oz_A_Knight 2009-03-22 10:52:32 PM  
I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2009-03-22 10:53:11 PM  
No, Sir.
img27.imageshack.us
I Don't like it a bit.

 
Needlessly Complicated 2009-03-22 10:57:02 PM  
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!


/giddyup!

 
biglot 2009-03-22 10:57:33 PM  
img300.imageshack.us

 
Rat [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 11:01:05 PM  
Dude even looks like Sheriff Bart.

©

 
the-meter-man 2009-03-22 11:01:53 PM  
well played, sir

 
That coward David Lopan 2009-03-22 11:02:49 PM  
40oz_A_Knight 2009-03-22 10:52:32 PM
I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!


Man I cant seem to find a pic of him getting arrested after the horse died. 2nd thing I thought of too, though. After Mongo of course.

/I'm a school teacher!
//Shut up! You're a cop killer!

 
p3n1x 2009-03-22 11:02:53 PM  
buttercups!

 
toejam 2009-03-22 11:03:20 PM  
biglot

fap fap fap

 
John Buck 41 2009-03-22 11:05:53 PM  
"Mongo pawn in game of life."

Isn't there a Farker with 'Mongo' in his farkname? Seems as though he/she should make an appearence in this thread. Just 'cos, y'know?

 
TuesdayClub 2009-03-22 11:07:36 PM  
Bwahahahaha...I was there.

/kill me now

 
Sabrehawk 2009-03-22 11:07:52 PM  
filmjournal.net
does not approve.*

Camel Puncher

/Conan ... what is best in life?
//To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women punch-drunk camels.

*hot like Valeria

 
thrgd456 2009-03-22 11:08:43 PM  
This isn't the first time this has happened in Orlando.

 
Space_Fetus 2009-03-22 11:09:40 PM  
Sabrehawk: does not approve.*

Camel Puncher

/Conan ... what is best in life?
//To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women punch-drunk camels.

*hot like Valeria


I was trying to find that picture. Guess i should have just hotlinked the video.

I tip my hat to you, good sir.

 
GaidinBDJ [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 11:10:24 PM  
Butterstuff!

 
Sabrehawk 2009-03-22 11:12:13 PM  
Space_Fetus: I was trying to find that picture. Guess i should have just hotlinked the video.

I tip my hat to you, good sir.

Thanks ... was trying to find the picture as well, but I just gave up sooner :o)

 
JerkyMeat 2009-03-22 11:15:15 PM  
Meanwhile, cops suck.

 
dennysgod 2009-03-22 11:16:40 PM  
Over in one.

+1 for both subby and TiltedKilt

 
heinekenftw 2009-03-22 11:18:35 PM  
Looks like Mongo's taken a fancy to you!

Aw Mongo straight!

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-03-22 11:19:04 PM  
GaidinBDJ: Butterstuff!

Buttercup!

 
senator_mendoza 2009-03-22 11:23:21 PM  
that man is a hero. stupid horses.

 
slimkibbles 2009-03-22 11:24:20 PM  
i20.photobucket.com

Approves

/Not obscure to sports fans in Cincinnati
//Still one of the funniest things for which a UC player ever got into trouble

 
skinink 2009-03-22 11:36:22 PM  

"The Sheriff is a ni..." BOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGG!


"What'd he say?"


"He said the Sheriff is near!"


 
antialias [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 11:39:27 PM  
TiltedKilt: Whoa!



/Mongo says, "Hotlinked."


Over in one post.

 
Ivan_and_Norma_Sweeney 2009-03-22 11:41:39 PM  
Came for Alex Karras, left satisfied.

/maybe that didn't come out quite right

 
tomwilson 2009-03-22 11:43:18 PM  
Bravo, subby.

 
Fireproof 2009-03-22 11:46:45 PM  
Subby can really reign in the LOLs. All the pun haters have blinders on!

 
Even reverse cowgirls get the blues 2009-03-22 11:47:46 PM  
www.mtv.com

Also punched cops in Florida

 
qualopec [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 11:48:36 PM  
Hay! I see what you did there.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 11:51:51 PM  
Fireproof: Subby can really reign in the LOLs. All the pun haters have blinders on!

No one can ever whinny such a thread.

:-/

 
Arklop 2009-03-22 11:55:18 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Dorfman! What kind of man hits a defenseless animal?! I've got a good mind to smash your fat face.

 
printnamehere 2009-03-23 12:01:56 AM  
www.orlandosentinel.com
Christopher Brown

Geez, first Rihanna and now a horse. What's this guy's deal?

BTW, subby, great headline.

 
Tommy Moo 2009-03-23 12:07:56 AM  
Reference I came for was taken care of right in the boobies. Time for bed.

 
d-fens99 2009-03-23 12:13:26 AM  
What, 47 posts and no Lewis Black yet?

 
Tommy Moo 2009-03-23 12:18:20 AM  
BTW, how was that Blazing Saddles scene filmed? It looks like the guy riding the horse really did pull it to the ground with the rein. They probably couldn't get away with something like that today.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-03-23 12:23:48 AM  
Tommy Moo: BTW, how was that Blazing Saddles scene filmed? It looks like the guy riding the horse really did pull it to the ground with the rein. They probably couldn't get away with something like that today.

Pooh, they do it all the time. You can train a horse to fall down just like any other animal. There's ranches full of stuntmen who still train horses for exciting falls, jumps, what have you. What you can't do is trip the thing while it's running, or make it jump over a cliff so it dies or anything like that.

Nowadays, of course, it's all CGI and you can make the damn things explode if the director wants them to.

 
wingnutx 2009-03-23 12:29:15 AM  
Nice one, subby.

 
Fireproof 2009-03-23 12:44:07 AM  
d-fens99: What, 47 posts and no Lewis Black yet?

Of course! Someone punched her horse, she sued the attacker, and used the court winnings to pay for that year in college. It's all so clear now!

 
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