Sorry, my haz-mat suit is at the cleaners...

For science!

And by "a challenge", you must mean pretend I'm both blind and stupid.

Why should women feel left out? Go for it!

Hell, I bet it would be one helluva party...I'm game!

/gonna double wrap
//make that triple

Wait a moment while I put my drysuit on.

submitter: Amy Winehouse posts a message on the internet saying her marriage is over. Which means chaps, she's single, if you fancy a challenge the plague

I'm for Farky snark, and man, she's a mess, but go back and listen to her music - pretend you never saw a picture of her, or heard a story about her. Hers is one downward spiral that I hope bottoms out soon - so she can rebuild, because the music she can make is damn good.

/Would not hit it though.

I read this headline in a smooth Sean Connery accent.

If your wang sees that and doesn't go full turtle, you and the little soldier need to have a bit of a discussion.

Don't believe a word she says. She's drunk again ;)

what does it pay?

High School:




After High School:




Post Crackhead Meltdown:



Any questions?

NewportBarGuy: High School:

Wow. She was beautiful.

A challenge? No, climbing Mount Everest on your hands is a challenge.

Porking her, would have to defy known laws of nature, and is therefore, impossible.

sloppy shoes: Wow. She was beautiful.

It's sad, really. Still a huge fan of her music.

testaclese: I'm for Farky snark, and man, she's a mess, but go back and listen to her music - pretend you never saw a picture of her, or heard a story about her. Hers is one downward spiral that I hope bottoms out soon - so she can rebuild, because the music she can make is damn good.

/Would not hit it though.

She had a live concert on PalladiumHD a couple of months ago. So much talent. I really hope she can get it together someday - liking her music is my secret shame.

I'll take one for the team.

Just have a shot of Whiskey and some Altoids ready for me after copulation.

Fark it, I'd do it. The celeb rags would pay good money for the after story. Plsu think of all the free drugs you'll get.

Besides, everyone has at least 1 Coyote Ugly story, I'll go ahead and make it her. At least it'll be famous.

her hs picture looks like lacey chabert

She has sharp knees.

I would fark just about anyone with a pulse, but even I have my limits.

Megasmilax: her hs picture looks like lacey chabert

I was just thinking "who does that look like?" so thank you for filling that in for me.

/still says she'll be dead by Halloween

Wait, she was MARRIED? To WHAT? Marvin the Martian? What kind of mental degenerate would actually admit to being married to her? Or was this all some drug delusion?

And who would even get close to her again without a positive-pressure suit and like ten gallons of hexaclorophene?

NewportBarGuy: Post Crackhead Meltdown:

Gyrfalcon: Wait, she was MARRIED? To WHAT? Marvin the Martian? What kind of mental degenerate would actually admit to being married to her? Or was this all some drug delusion?

She was married to the guy who first introduced her to all of those drugs.

NewportBarGuy: High School/After High School/Post Crackhead Meltdown/Any questions?

Holy CRAP!

That's sad, horrifying and awesome at the same time.

Is this in motivational poster format anywhere? Because it should be.

Here's another before & after:



/uhh - after & before?
//shame

tala-wallah: Is this in motivational poster format anywhere? Because it should be.

I suck at the photoshop. If someone feels like taking the time, the title could easily be "The Faces of Amy".

why the hell is she even listed in the music tab at this point anyways?

NewportBarGuy: tala-wallah: Is this in motivational poster format anywhere? Because it should be.

I suck at the photoshop. If someone feels like taking the time, the title could easily be "The Faces of Amy".

I'll give it a try. Hopefully the next Amy Winehouse thread won't be her obit.

/because then I'd need a 4th photo
//sigh. Straight to hell

Jesus Christ! It's a Winehouse! Get in the car!

That spot will be filled by the same type of guy that was following Britney Spears around after she decided to restart her career.

Or better yet a Howard K. Stern type that can keep them drugs flowing.

/Amy's music is good.

I wouldn't fark her with your dick, dude.

Ready!

Not with a Raychem condom.

She's looking better since breaking up with her husband. He introduced her to the drugs and always seemed like a skeezy opportunist. Always filming her inside of crackhouses. If the album she was working on is even half as good as the first I'll be satisfied.



Bruise-free legs, clean ballet slippers- amazing.



And to think four months ago there were photos of her with ajor skin problems rolling about on the sidewalk with trash (actual refuse) at 4 am.

That's Ross from Friends.

i dont think id go near that with anything less than the dock workers suit from aliens. i still might get splashed with something.

You know, she's been recovering steadily from her crackhead meltdown. If this keeps up she'll be back to smokin' within a year.

H_is_for_Heretic: She's looking better since breaking up with her husband. He introduced her to the drugs and always seemed like a skeezy opportunist. Always filming her inside of crackhouses. If the album she was working on is even half as good as the first I'll be satisfied.

Bruise-free legs, clean ballet slippers- amazing.

And to think four months ago there were photos of her with ajor skin problems rolling about on the sidewalk with trash (actual refuse) at 4 am.

That's...actually pretty good. Could still use a sammich, but no need to bathe her even, just take her to my room.

NewportBarGuy: High School:

After High School:

Post Crackhead Meltdown:



Any questions?

Came for the before and after, left very satisfied.

H_is_for_Heretic: She's looking better since breaking up with her husband. He introduced her to the drugs and always seemed like a skeezy opportunist. Always filming her inside of crackhouses. If the album she was working on is even half as good as the first I'll be satisfied.

Me too. Last summer I listened to Back to Black while commuting every day for months. Then I'd sit at work and see clips of her ongoing downward spiral, thinking, "All that talent and it's just being wasted. If only should could get herself together again and make another album like that..."

"Hers is one downward spiral that I hope bottoms out soon - so she can rebuild, because the music she can make is damn good."

And I say, no no noo.....
I wish her well, glad she's cleaned her act up, but honestly, her voice sucks as does her song writing ability. She sounds like some old drunk hag yodeling in the back of a bar. She's just the wannabe hipster's favorite. If her train wreck escapades weren't so entertaining to some, her 15 minutes would have been up a couple of years ago.

An emaciated uber-skank with breath like a hobo's colon?

Thanks. I'll pass.

H_is_for_Heretic: And to think four months ago there were photos of her with ajor skin problems rolling about on the sidewalk with trash (actual refuse) at 4 am.

It would be hard to forget that, but yeah, she's actually quite hittable there. She'll really be slipping in the dead pool rankings.

H_is_for_Heretic:
Bruise-free legs, clean ballet slippers- amazing.
And to think four months ago there were photos of her with ajor skin problems rolling about on the sidewalk with trash (actual refuse) at 4 am.

She is looking better, but can somebody please get her a new hair stylist?