epic boobs.

Speaking f which, who saw the SouthPark episode where Cartman was The Coon?

Some guys pay extra for that.

Stephanie Plum is not impressed.

They CAN'T be taken seriously?!?!?!

Seriously! They look like a door-to-door bachelor party group!

/NTTAWWT, of course

I'd have sex with them, if you know what I mean.

PedanticSimpleton: I'd have sex with them, if you know what I mean.

The "Agents" are not the ones featured in the most prominent photographs.

They are here:

Relatively Obscure: The "Agents" are not the ones featured in the most prominent photographs.

They are here:

The one on the left has a penis bulge.

Not coming to cuff you.




The ones coming to cuff you (twins- whoopee!).

It would be the closest thing I have had to a date in a long time.

Scenario is hot. The uh - ladies - are not.

Fonaibung: The one on the left has a penis bulge.

Hnot.

Oh BTW down at the end of the story theres a poll please chip in..standings so far below.

If a babe chased me with pink handcuffs, I'd...

run 46
29% of all votes
surrender 34
22% of all votes
buy her dinner 76
49% of all votes
Total Votes: 156

Started: March 22, 2009

I'm going to laugh so f*cking hard when they try to arrest some big ass motherf*cker and he beats the ever living shiat out of barbie and boobie.

New from the creator of the A-Team, "Lip Stick Bail Bonds." Starring LeAnn Rimes and Sarah Michelle Geller. Thinking about jumping jail. Better run fast before you get jumped!

//I want my god damn movie check

Damn, thought I was going to get a chance to kill a kitten or two.
Ain't gonna happen.

Fonaibung: The one on the left has a penis bulge.

She has a gun in her pocket. Still, she is happy to see you.

Harry_Seldon: New from the creator of the A-Team, "Lip Stick Bail Bonds." Starring LeAnn Rimes and Sarah Michelle Geller. Thinking about jumping jail. Better run fast before you get jumped!

//I want my god damn movie check

will ride that anytime

Drive a Hummer? DIAF.

eas81: Harry_Seldon: New from the creator of the A-Team, "Lip Stick Bail Bonds." Starring LeAnn Rimes and Sarah Michelle Geller. Thinking about jumping jail. Better run fast before you get jumped!

//I want my god damn movie check

will ride that anytime

I don't know who that is, but she's got some pointy-ass knees.

Ooooh, tough chicks. Their headless bodies will turn up in a field somewhere within a year.

I'll take my chances with Max Cherry and "Mandingo."

/If this is obscure, I'm going to kick someone's ass

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: I'm going to laugh so f*cking hard when they try to arrest some big ass motherf*cker and he beats the ever living shiat out of barbie and boobie.

If television is any indication, pepper spray is mandatory and tasers aren't uncommon. Some have CCPs.

jso2897: Ooooh, tough chicks. Their headless bodies will turn up in a field somewhere within a year.

Not necessarily.



Sometimes they just OD.

/THAT one I'd have hit.

I bet a guy could hook that up for far less than a million dollars, if he were so inclined.

There is nothing 'Lipstick' about either of those two.

/NTTIAWWT

Constance Velocity: eas81: Harry_Seldon: New from the creator of the A-Team, "Lip Stick Bail Bonds." Starring LeAnn Rimes and Sarah Michelle Geller. Thinking about jumping jail. Better run fast before you get jumped!

//I want my god damn movie check

will ride that anytime

I don't know who that is, but she's got some pointy-ass knees.



/pointy in my direction please.

jst3p: I bet a guy chick could hook that up for far less than a million dollars, if he were so inclined.

I have seen this vehicle around LA.

I ... guess it's for real, eh?

*blinks*

Back on track!

Yup, exactly what I expected in Orange County.

Fake oranges.

/live in San Diego, hates O.C people.

Gonna get this out of the way...

eas81: Gonna get this out of the way...

Their daughter Lisa is kinda hot in a "she isn't that bright so you could string her along for a long time" kind of way.

eas81: Gonna get this out of the way...

Yes. PLEASE get that out of the way of this thread.

Relatively Obscure: jso2897: Ooooh, tough chicks. Their headless bodies will turn up in a field somewhere within a year.

Not necessarily.



Sometimes they just OD.

/THAT one I'd have hit.


Would eat an ungodly amount of peyote and bang her in the desert.

eas81: Oh BTW down at the end of the story theres a poll please chip in..standings so far below.

If a babe chased me with pink handcuffs, I'd...

run 46
29% of all votes
surrender 34
22% of all votes
buy her dinner 76
48% of all votes
knock her to the ground and kick her in the chest til
her implants rupured
1% of all votes
Total Votes: 156

Started: March 22, 2009
fixed that for me

It's not all bad. If you read the article, it said they hired some nubile young hotties to serve as the distraction. And, if you do it right, I bet you can arrange it so that the nubile young hotties have to be the ones to take you down.

WFern: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: I'm going to laugh so f*cking hard when they try to arrest some big ass motherf*cker and he beats the ever living shiat out of barbie and boobie.

If television is any indication, pepper spray is mandatory and tasers aren't uncommon. Some have CCPs.

It's just a matter of time before they take a warrant for some violent offender and get lit the hell up. Couple of prostitution, drug solicitation, etc bail jumpers, no big deal. But I still think they are waaaaaay over their head if they snag some major bail jumper armed to the teeth and all they have is tasers and some .22's

And I of course meant ruptured

jst3p: eas81: Gonna get this out of the way...

Their daughter Lisa is kinda hot in a "she isn't that bright so you could string her along for a long time" kind of way.

person in question..



/might have gotten into the sharpies.

eas81: jst3p: eas81: Gonna get this out of the way...

Their daughter Lisa is kinda hot in a "she isn't that bright so you could string her along for a long time" kind of way.

person in question..

Okay, wow, there's something very 'genetic disorder' about that lady's face. I can't put my finger on it, but it's creeping me out.

/might have gotten into the sharpies.

Bah. Let me try that again.

eas81: jst3p: eas81: Gonna get this out of the way...

Their daughter Lisa is kinda hot in a "she isn't that bright so you could string her along for a long time" kind of way.

person in question..



/might have gotten into the sharpies.

Okay, wow, there's something very 'genetic disorder' about that lady's face. I can't put my finger on it, but it's creeping me out.

/There's something very 'genetic disorder' about my typing.

Not impressed.

Relatively Obscure: Bah. Let me try that again.

eas81: jst3p: eas81: Gonna get this out of the way...

Their daughter Lisa is kinda hot in a "she isn't that bright so you could string her along for a long time" kind of way.

person in question..



/might have gotten into the sharpies.

Okay, wow, there's something very 'genetic disorder' about that lady's face. I can't put my finger on it, but it's creeping me out.

/There's something very 'genetic disorder' about my typing.

I'd still bang her.... wait for it...... doggie style.

jst3p: Their daughter Lisa is kinda hot in a "she isn't that bright so you could string her along for a long time" kind of way.

Isn't she dead?

altinos: jst3p: Their daughter Lisa is kinda hot in a "she isn't that bright so you could string her along for a long time" kind of way.

Isn't she dead?


No, she's just a little pale in that picture.

eas81 2009-03-22 10:50:58 PM
jst3p: eas81: Gonna get this out of the way...

Their daughter Lisa is kinda hot in a "she isn't that bright so you could string her along for a long time" kind of way.

person in question..

She looks like Marilyn Manson w/ smaller boobs.