Rob Lowe, Jodie Foster have already booked their tickets

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elvisaintdead: Rob Lowe, Jodie Foster have already booked their tickets

What ever will they tell the bear?

My sisters don't do anything for me. On the other hand, my first cousins are pretty hot.

Romania, the new Alabama.

Republicans to abandon the states and move to Romania.

swaniefrmreddeer: Romania, the new Alabama

More like Alabama is the new Romania. There's a reason why this is coming up in Romania and not in, say, Hungary or Bulgaria.

AirForceVet: my first cousins are pretty hot

Well there are several states that will allow you to marry one of those cousins. *clicks profile* including the one you live in.

I have no problem with this law, in theory. If we're cool with other non-traditional consensual relationships (homosexuality, polygamy, etc) then this should be okay too, as long as the relationship isn't abusive and is consensual.

There's a troubling power differential between father/daughter and mother/son relationships, but that's more of a personal comfort level issue and shouldn't have any bearing on the legal system.

In other words, "Ewwww! But whatever, not my life, not my choice."

Yours or mine?

A quarter of my heritage is disappointed I don't have a hot sister. Or any sister, for that matter.

Its my choice who I make love to, and nobody has the right to interfere. Including the person I'm making love to.

SICK

I have a sister that I'd probably fark if I got drunk enough and she wanted it.

Approves.

/Yes, I know that Borat isn't from Romania, but that's where the village scenes were actually filmed.

MIguy: I have a sister that I'd probably fark if I got drunk enough and she wanted it.

LOL

umm... ewwwwww...

I think marrying first cousins in the US was only made illegal because of all the Eastern European immigrants who did it.

If Appalachia is any indication, incest leads to pale people who speak strangely and have weird teeth.

Just what Romania needs.

MIguy: I have a sister that I'd probably fark if I got drunk enough and she wanted it.

This is why I love Fark, frankness on a level not seen in day to day life.

My friend has a sister I'd like to fark.

erveek: If Appalachia is any indication, incest leads to pale people who speak strangely and have weird teeth.

Just what Romania needs.

LOL

the_chief: Yours or mine?

MIguy: I have a sister that I'd probably fark if I got drunk enough and she wanted it.

We'll need a pic of the sister to see if you're making a good drunk decision.....

MIguy: I have a sister that I'd probably fark if I got drunk enough and she wanted it.

The remainder of this thread is useless without pics.

AirForceVet: My sisters don't do anything for me. On the other hand, my first cousins are pretty hot.

My sentiments exactly. Unfortunately, two of my hottest first cousins are double cousins. My Dad's brother married my Mom's sister.

This is going to be an interesting thread.

/Has five sisters
//Gun to my head, survival of the species...maybe.

Twincest for the win.

ChadManMn: AirForceVet: My sisters don't do anything for me. On the other hand, my first cousins are pretty hot.

My sentiments exactly. Unfortunately, two of my hottest first cousins are double cousins. My Dad's brother married my Mom's sister.

I think that means it cancels out. You're in the clear!

Car_Ramrod: ChadManMn: AirForceVet: My sisters don't do anything for me. On the other hand, my first cousins are pretty hot.

My sentiments exactly. Unfortunately, two of my hottest first cousins are double cousins. My Dad's brother married my Mom's sister.

I think that means it cancels out. You're in the clear!

Hahaha! I hadn't thought of it that way!

/one of them might be ditsy enough to fall for that reasoning

erveek: Just what Romania needs.

I'm pretty sure Romania has that already. Plus Vlad the Impaler was Romania.

And imagine the local standards of beauty if this is considered a flattering portrait at the time (it was made a century after he lived, so it's not literally of him but is intended to show him in a good light)

I have a super hot sister so I can't see this as being a bad thing.

This is from her MySpace page. She'd farking kill me for posting it but who cares, I'm drunk.

GriffinHousePuppet: I have a super hot sister so I can't see this as being a bad thing.

That is less than worthless without pics.

/face it, if I didn't say it, someone else would

MIguy: This is from her MySpace page. She'd farking kill me for posting it but who cares, I'm drunk.

Yeah, I'd hit your sister too

MIguy: This is from her MySpace page. She'd farking kill me for posting it but who cares, I'm drunk.

Trust me, she wants it. Drink up!

MIguy: This is from her MySpace page. She'd farking kill me for posting it but who cares, I'm drunk.

As an only child, my only problem regarding incest is that I have no sister to commit it with.

Read Gary Jennings' novel Aztec and after the first quarter tell me incest isn't kinda hot.

FTFA: "If brothers and sisters want to have fun, why should they be imprisoned? It is nobody's business what I do in my bedroom," Ionut Breazu of Cluj told the Associated Press

/Snicker

MIguy: This is from her MySpace page. She'd farking kill me for posting it but who cares, I'm drunk.

Que the Quagmire "Giggity" pics........

MIguy: This is from her MySpace page. She'd farking kill me for posting it but who cares, I'm drunk.

And thus was born a new Fark meme when other posters started posting pics of this gal that they have printed out and masturbated upon.

I have a feeling that would be right up your alley . . .

Like when you were kids and you'd sneak into her room at night and touch her face with your cock?

She was only pretending to be asleep you know.

Nobody can stay asleep through what you did after that . . .

MIguy: This is from her MySpace page. She'd farking kill me for posting it but who cares, I'm drunk.

Maybe she can hide out with the Rainbow Brite girl once the Fark freaks start stalking her.

VulpesVulpes: FTFA: "If brothers and sisters want to have fun, why should they be imprisoned? It is nobody's business what I do in my bedroom," Ionut Breazu of Cluj told the Associated Press

/Snicker

No f*cking way he said that

*checks article*

HOLY SHIAT!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MIguy: This is from her MySpace page. She'd farking kill me for posting it but who cares, I'm drunk.

Can someone please post a pic of the big mouth girl that that one guy posted. For comparison's sake

Son of Thunder: MIguy: This is from her MySpace page. She'd farking kill me for posting it but who cares, I'm drunk.

Maybe she can hide out with the Rainbow Brite girl once the Fark freaks start stalking her.

There's actually an amateur porn vid of some chick in a Rainbow Brite costume giving ger guy a BJ and when it's over she says - with a mouth full of splooge - "Yay, Rainbow land was saved for another day."

How and why that never made it here is astounding.

Anyone ever read or see Flowers in the Attic? For those unfamiliar (pops) And yes it was intended as a book for teens.

Car_Ramrod: the_chief: Yours or mine?

LOL, I loved that gag.

But one 27-year old chauffeur did not see any problem with the legal change.

"If brothers and sisters want to have fun, why should they be imprisoned? It is nobody's business what I do in my bedroom," Ionut Breazu of Cluj told the Associated Press.

Yeah, that might be a bad time to use first-person.

swaniefrmreddeer: Romania, the new original Alabama.

FTFY

Brother-sister marriages were often done in ancient Egyptian, and Hawaiian royalty.

If I had a sister, I could never imagine farking her. Well, if she was hot, and had a cheerleader uniform...

I know it's like, oh, it's consensual, blah blah blah, but if they were raised in the same family, attraction to a sibling (including non-biological ones you were raised with) or parent is a sign of mental illness, and can also very, very easily result in or be the result of sexual and emotional abuse. And if you weren't raised with them, there's still the element of genetic risk with children-- sure, one set of siblings having children probably will be fine, but unless you want really complex laws saying you can only marry your sibling if you are not the product of incest yourself or something, it will only take a couple generations to start having children with serious issues.

I would, however, be fine with two people who didn't grow up together, happen to be related, and one or both are sterile or they're the same gender. Or cousins as long as they aren't double cousins.

Basiorana: I know it's like, oh, it's consensual, blah blah blah, but if they were raised in the same family, attraction to a sibling (including non-biological ones you were raised with) or parent is a sign of mental illness, and can also very, very easily result in or be the result of sexual and emotional abuse. And if you weren't raised with them, there's still the element of genetic risk with children-- sure, one set of siblings having children probably will be fine, but unless you want really complex laws saying you can only marry your sibling if you are not the product of incest yourself or something, it will only take a couple generations to start having children with serious issues.

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