I understand more and more why I rarely go to the movies.

I Love You, Man was hilarious.

I don't think "thriller" is the word I would use to describe Knowing. The trailers nearly put me to sleep.

cryinoutloud: I understand more and more why I rarely go to the movies.

So you saw it? Was it that bad? (The movie-- not just his hair.)

notmtwain: cryinoutloud: I understand more and more why I rarely go to the movies.

So you saw it? Was it that bad? (The movie-- not just his hair.)

That's not his hair.

Ah, yes. National Treasure 3: National Disaster

National Treasure was good.

"I Love You Man" beat out "Duplicity." Bros before Hoes, I guess.

I'm a big fan of Nigerless Cage....

Intresting... With Nick Cage - Lov 'im or Hate 'im.

Can't people just judge the movie by it's merit?!

I finally got to see Watchmen Friday night... and I'm sorry I did.

/Intro and trailers were so awesome
//But then the rest happened

Unfortunately I just saw "Knowing"... It sucked bad enough to make me want to beat the crap out of Cage with a rubber garden hose! I will save all of you 12 bucks.. (doing my part to help out during a recession and all...)

Everyone dies in the end..

CrispFlows: Intresting... With Nick Cage - Lov 'im or Hate 'im.

Can't people just judge the movie by it's merit?!

thanks, Captain Obvious, but if you haven't noticed, that's what people have been doing; a lot of movie fans considered Cage an interesting actor who early in his career played challenging roles very well; and for the last decade-plus, he has played in nothing but dull action films.

Xerxes99: Unfortunately I just saw "Knowing"... It sucked bad enough to make me want to beat the crap out of Cage with a rubber garden hose! I will save all of you 12 bucks.. (doing my part to help out during a recession and all...)

Everyone dies in the end..

EVEN CAGE?!

This explains WHY he keeps making movies.

Bangkok Dangerous, Next, Ghost Rider...and now Knowing

Sweet! LOLCage thread?

mama's_tasty_foods: CrispFlows: Intresting... With Nick Cage - Lov 'im or Hate 'im.

Can't people just judge the movie by it's merit?!

thanks, Captain Obvious, but if you haven't noticed, that's what people have been doing; a lot of movie fans considered Cage an interesting actor who early in his career played challenging roles very well; and for the last decade-plus, he has played in nothing but dull action films.

matchstick men and adaptation were good.

he still can do good things. he just doesn't.

Wettner: Xerxes99: Unfortunately I just saw "Knowing"... It sucked bad enough to make me want to beat the crap out of Cage with a rubber garden hose! I will save all of you 12 bucks.. (doing my part to help out during a recession and all...)

Everyone dies in the end..

EVEN CAGE?!

/Yup! That was the only redeeming part of the whole movie... it is a shame it didn't happen in the first 5 minutes....

Let's see, the Cage flick beat out a romantic comedy featuring unknown white men, and a PG-13 "thriller" featuring the actress whose last relevant film was almost a decade ago.

Having the biggest box office take this weekend would be easier than beating a special olympian at bowling.

Doogled: I finally got to see Watchmen Friday night... and I'm sorry I did.

/Intro and trailers were so awesome
//But then the rest happened

I too disliked the "Big Blue Penis" movie; great concept, piss-poor execution and story flow. However my friends who've read the book say there was almost no way to do justice to the story and still make a coherent movie.

Xerxes99: Unfortunately I just saw "Knowing"... It sucked bad enough to make me want to beat the crap out of Cage with a rubber garden hose! I will save all of you 12 bucks.. (doing my part to help out during a recession and all...)

Everyone dies in the end..

But he promised he would never let that happen! Never!!

Here's how to watch "Knowing"

Rent "Signs". Imagine the kids getting taken by the aliens to another planet to rebuild humanity, then imagine everyone else on the Earth dying by solar flare.

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SithLord: Here's how to watch "Knowing"

Rent "Signs". Imagine the kids getting taken by the aliens to another planet to rebuild humanity, then imagine everyone else on the Earth dying by solar flare.

/Everyone on the Earth dying by a massive solar flare was happy enough of an ending for me.. the bullshiat with the kids at the end was unnecessary and typical Hollywood crap!

Gawd, Nicolas Cage sucks ass! He is one of the worst actors and people still pay to see him.

/why?

And thus I lose a little more faith in humanity. There was a point in time when I didn't hate Nicholas Cage. Now the mere sight of him fills me with rage. I wish I could sharpen the edge of a "Bangkok Dangerous" dvd and slice him repeatedly with it. Then pour lemon juice all over him. Then beat him to death with the DVD cover from Ghost Rider.

There's an unwritten law of the universe that Nicolas Cage movies decrease logarithmically in quality as time progresses.

/Watched "Next" last night
//Was appalled

kemosabe: Gawd, Nicolas Cage sucks ass! He is one of the worst actors and people still pay to see him.

/why?

He's better than Keanu Reeves, at least.

Barely.

kronicfeld: I Love You, Man was hilarious.fark yeah it was

Xerxes99: Unfortunately I just saw "Knowing"... It sucked bad enough to make me want to beat the crap out of Cage with a rubber garden hose! I will save all of you 12 bucks.. (doing my part to help out during a recession and all...)

Everyone dies in the end..

So it's "The Happening" only with a guy with a bird for hair?

Watchmen is looking to be a really big domestic box office bomb. Its all the way down to 5th this week with 6 million dollars

Dick Tracy Part 2 prophecy holds true!

chrisco123: National Treasure was good.

If it hadn't been the Stonecutters would have been pissed

Is it Numberwang?

aaaand one more...



/loves me a Nic Cage thread

belhade:
kemosabe: Gawd, Nicolas Cage sucks ass! He is one of the worst actors and people still pay to see him.

/why?

He's better than Keanu Reeves, at least.

"Whoa. Harsh."

smerfnablin: Watchmen is looking to be a really big domestic box office bomb. Its all the way down to 5th this week with 6 million dollars


Made more money than I thought it would, mostly from the opening weekend.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia

matchstick men and adaptation were good.

he still can do good things. he just doesn't.

This. And don't forget Raising Arizona.

/still looking for the bird-hair pic

I'd like to say, I Love you, Man was the best comedy I've seen in a long time!

No one has posted the bird hair picture :)

/Approves of the UFO

zincprincess: /still looking for the bird-hair pic

/Approves of the UFO
//Clicked buttons too fast.

Heterodyne: I'm a big fan of Nigerless Cage....

Hey now!

Azz Pumper: I'd like to say, I Love you, Man was the best comedy I've seen in a long time!

I'm slappin' da bass, slappin da' bass man!