It's just an illusion. They're good at that.

It's gnome man's land.

Real men have Sasquatch.



And he's a stars fan.

My aunts, not mine.

And his name is Willie.

It's a matter of reflected-sounds-of-underground-spirits.

THIS IS GNOME LAUGHING MATTER, PEOPLE

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What does she need with 1200 desktop environments?


/of course it's hotlinked

UberDave

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"'E's got gno-o-omes."

"Aye, 'e bloody well would have."

Or as we call them in Idaho - "targets".

Having that many gnomes could be bad for your elf.

baka-san: Real men have Sasquatch.



And he's a stars fan.

My aunts, not mine.

And his name is Willie.

You should buy Willie a "Warriors Warriors Warriors" shirt.

Step 1: Collect a ton of gnomes.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

makes gnomeregan looks like Elwynn Forest

/NTTAWWT

That is whacked, gnome-sayin'?

I have one, he guards the back of my house with his wheelborrow of daisies. His name is gerald, and needs to be repainted badly.

Arramol: What does she need with 1200 desktop environments?

To ward off all Windows users, and properly written help manuals for their linux programs.

I'd rather live next to a crazywoman with 1,200 gnomes than a crazy woman with 1,200 cats.

*punches submitter*

Approves.

/Loves ya Bre.

mjoven1975: I'd rather live next to a crazywoman with 1,200 gnomes than a crazy woman with 1,200 cats.

until the gnomes make off with your child

That's a lotta ammo...

Gnomesquatch! Hot off the presses!

Hank Hill does not approve.

we have a gnome convention every Australia Day
Link (new window)

the exciting part....bringing your own gnome

/never been
//never intend to

Personally, I'd make an ad-hoc weapon out of a firehose nozzle, a leaf-blower, a vacuum cleaner, and some sort of conductor, load those bad boys up, and fire them hilariously upright at my enemies.

Does NOT approve.

This is our gnome

Henry the Gnomicidal maniac



I have him out all year long.

zulius: makes gnomeregan looks like Elwynn Forest

/NTTAWWT

nerd ;)

MadCat221: That's a lotta ammo...

Nice.
Did you get the achievement "little rocket man" for HL2ep2?



Little One-Eyed Wench: I have him out all year long.

As well you should!

I always wanted to get a couple of gnomes and cut them up to make one lying on it's belly. Then dress it up in camo and ghillie with a little .50 cal rifle.

Then sell the house and wait for the new owners to find it a year later.

?????????

Little One-Eyed Wench: This is our gnome

Henry the Gnomicidal maniac



I have him out all year long.

That is figgin' awesome!

I have a version of this little guy:


He is about to embark on a multistate photo op up and down the east coast.

Nooooooooooooooooooooomes!

I can has gnome thread?

Garl Glittergold Approves!

No lawn jockeys?

I am not impressed.

???

NarrMaster: Personally, I'd make an ad-hoc weapon out of a firehose nozzle, a leaf-blower, a vacuum cleaner, and some sort of conductor, load those bad boys up, and fire them hilariously upright at my enemies.

You need to stop playing Fallout 3 and get back to work.

Amigos! Tonight we ride! For freedom!

Is her toilet broken?

Or what?

It is time to install KDE

*Yawn*

Wake me when her plane crashes...

If garden gnomes are wrong I don't want to be right

This is indeed relevant to my interests...

BOO!!!

It's been a long-standing dream of mine to have a gnome army.

Say, fifty of the little ceramic suckers, a garden, and a variety of garden gnome-sized weaponry. Take the biggest gnome, call him a sergeant, and give him a special pointy hat or stripes or something. Every couple of days, move all the gnomes around, with the sergeant gnome in a prominent place, as if conducting drills.

We start with the other forty nine gnomes lined up in in parade formation. The sergeant gnome, of course, inspecting the troops. Then, under the cover of night, rearrange the gnomes to a new task: perhaps marksmanship training with tiny rifles, hand to hand training, running the obstacle course. Every couple of days, move the gnomes into a new training phase.

The last training session is, of course, stealth. Show a few gnomes, hiding under bushes. One gnome, under a flowerpot; two of them, burrowing underground, with only their pointy hats showing. One gnome, sneaking up on an unsuspecting potted plant, with gnome sized knife in hand.

On the last day, remove all the gnomes. Your neighbors will never bother you again.

came for thePratchett, got it in 5.

toraque: It's been a long-standing dream of mine to have a gnome army.

Say, fifty of the little ceramic suckers, a garden, and a variety of garden gnome-sized weaponry. Take the biggest gnome, call him a sergeant, and give him a special pointy hat or stripes or something. Every couple of days, move all the gnomes around, with the sergeant gnome in a prominent place, as if conducting drills.

We start with the other forty nine gnomes lined up in in parade formation. The sergeant gnome, of course, inspecting the troops. Then, under the cover of night, rearrange the gnomes to a new task: perhaps marksmanship training with tiny rifles, hand to hand training, running the obstacle course. Every couple of days, move the gnomes into a new training phase.

The last training session is, of course, stealth. Show a few gnomes, hiding under bushes. One gnome, under a flowerpot; two of them, burrowing underground, with only their pointy hats showing. One gnome, sneaking up on an unsuspecting potted plant, with gnome sized knife in hand.

On the last day, remove all the gnomes. Your neighbors will never bother you again.

You are so scary, I've already sent SWAT and the psych evaluation team to your house. The National Guard is evacuating your neighborhood. Stay calm, no one's going to hurt you, just tell the gnomes to put their weapons down and come out of the house with their hats over their heads...