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(Forbes) Stupid Today's crappy slideshow courtesy of Forbes showcases the many careers of Barbie. Because responsible financial reporting is their business   (forbes.com) divider line 18
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phlegmmo 2009-03-22 02:44:45 PM  
The many careers of Barbie:

"Yes, we Ken."

 
vudukungfu 2009-03-22 02:47:18 PM  
phlegmmo: "Yes, we Ken."

She does like to change.

 
Loverboy586 2009-03-22 02:50:36 PM  
Now I have "Aqua - Barbie Girl" stuck in my head.

 
SporaticVoracity 2009-03-22 02:55:17 PM  
Why didn't the knocked-up Barbie make the cut? Doesn't WIC count as some sort of income?

 
Itsallaboutme [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 02:55:53 PM  
web.ecomplanet.com

 
SharkTrager 2009-03-22 02:58:36 PM  
This is bull. Barbie has had one job (new window), and only one job.

 
1000Monkeys 2009-03-22 02:58:46 PM  
Another crappy Forbes slideshow?

No thanks.

 
iamrex [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 03:04:13 PM  
SharkTrager: This is bull. Barbie has had one job (new window), and only one job.

That's hilarious!

 
Fano 2009-03-22 03:08:38 PM  
SharkTrager: This is bull. Barbie has had one job (new window), and only one job.

Best version of that joke ever.

Also:
NSFW, soul (new window)

 
Jsc810 2009-03-22 03:32:58 PM  
Fano: NSFW, soul (new window)
Whoa. What will the Japanese come up with next?

 
Needlessly Complicated 2009-03-22 03:38:50 PM  
I don't know... I thought it was cute. I got a chuckle out of it.

 
Jaws_Victim 2009-03-22 03:44:50 PM  
SharkTrager: This is bull. Barbie has had one job (new window), and only one job.

That was hilarious! All the evidence points to that being true!

Barbie has had WAY too many jobs (and she's been on the market too long). She's gone from being a beautiful "Teen-age Fashion Model", exhibit A:
farm4.static.flickr.com
to Bubblegum pinky girl power crap:
marketing.blogs.ie.edu

 
Jaws_Victim 2009-03-22 03:46:07 PM  
Pud: Missing from the list

Oh I've seen her at the market. She's really good at math, too. When she realizes she doesn't have enough money on her welfare card to get the beer and cigarettes, she asks the cashier to put back the diapers and baby formula until she can afford it.

/I wanted to slap that biatch.

 
fernanernie 2009-03-22 03:46:46 PM  
Pud

Brittany Spears Collector Edition 2007?

 
jayessell 2009-03-22 04:20:41 PM  
$100,700 in 1965?
Seems high for being in the military.
Is that corrected for 2009 currency rates?

I guess George Washington was paid over a million dollars per year
when corrected for inflation.

 
jayessell 2009-03-22 04:46:04 PM  
Noteably absent:
Superhero
Fairy
Aerobic Instructor


farm4.static.flickr.com


(Hey.... that's not Barbie!)

 
Bagelox-99 2009-03-22 11:25:39 PM  
Also notably absent:
www2.uol.com.br

/figured I'd get it out of the way early
//also also notably absent: the e in "noteably"
///it don't gots one

 
groovychik01713 2009-03-23 01:44:23 PM  
1985, Teacher
Education: Barnard College

Teaches at: Anytown Elementary School

Favorite activity: Show and Tell

<b>Favorite item to show: Herself</b>

Favorite movie: Sesame Street's Follow That Bird

Salary: $50,090

Pictured: 2002 Art Teacher

1985, Teacher
Education: Barnard College

Teaches at: Anytown Elementary School

Favorite activity: Show and Tell

Favorite item to show: Herself

Favorite movie: Sesame Street's Follow That Bird

Salary: $50,090

Pictured: 2002 Art Teacher

really, now.

 
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