In the absence of modern order, the villagers have resorted to the basest of civilized instincts - self-protection. If they have any access to lumber, the next step should be a palisade.

Look! It's a male plane!

UNC_Samurai: In the absence of modern order, the villagers have resorted to the basest of civilized instincts - self-protection. If they have any access to lumber, the next step should be a palisade.

hmm....everything old is new again. BSG really WAS right - all of this HAS happened before!

A word or two of friendly advice for the citizens of this village: Anybody calling himself "Judge" comes by and offers his services, just say "Thanks but no thanks".

NewportBarGuy: Look! It's a male plane!

How can you tell?

They need to sew ... sew like the wind!

Are gringos falling from the sky?

FTFA: armed raiders repeatedly have swept into both villages to carry away local men.

How fare the horses, women, and hedges?

Would you say it is a plethora of moats?

thereadlines:
FTFA: armed raiders repeatedly have swept into both villages to carry away local men.

How fare the horses, women, and hedges?

"Hedges? Hedges? We don't need no stinking hedges!"

It seems to keep the black knight at bay

How fare the horses, women, and hedges?

They rape the shiat out of them at the number six dance later on.

thereadlines: How fare the horses, women, and hedges?

They raped the horses, and they rode off on the women. I believe many hedges were also pruned.

When guns are illegal, only outlaws will have guns. The villagers are left with moats..

//these people need to learn the definition of the word "armor" instead..

Unimpressed.

moebetterbooze: They rape the shiat out of them at the number six dance later on.

After shoving a living snake up their ass?

/hey, as long as we're going to mix movies...

I hate you mongorians.

So we'll make a new Rockridge. They'll think it's the real Rockridge, but we'll know it's the fake Rockridge.

LeroyBourne: So we'll make a new Rockridge. They'll think it's the real Rockridge, but we'll know it's the fake Rockridge.

Has anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shiatload of dimes!

/Obligatory
//I heard they even made a campy black and white movie out of it, too!

Mexican't.

FTA:
Those sentinels, however, were removed when it was decided they couldn't stop a serious attack, anyhow .

No, that wasn't a quote from someone they interviewed.

Anyhow? Seriously?

Because that worked out so well for Tenochtitlan.

Theological Farker: LeroyBourne: So we'll make a new Rockridge. They'll think it's the real Rockridge, but we'll know it's the fake Rockridge.

Has anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shiatload of dimes!

oh god I almost forgot about that one. I lol'd

LeroyBourne: Theological Farker: LeroyBourne: So we'll make a new Rockridge. They'll think it's the real Rockridge, but we'll know it's the fake Rockridge.

Has anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shiatload of dimes!

oh god I almost forgot about that one. I lol'd

*Takes a bow*

It's a sweater!

sounds like they could use this guy's help

I understand that the local police have been standing around drinking beer and looking snotty for a year now.

/You can have the mayor's horse, fried or barbecued.

Because if there is one thing Mexicans suck at, its crossing narrow bodies of water.

Fear of the Zetas

Like others across central and western Mexico, many in and around these villages assume their tormentors are the Zetas,

I didn't know the Zetas were that strong in Mexico. (new window)

chico_suave: Because if there is one thing Mexicans suck at, its crossing narrow bodies of water.

I thought all the ones that could do that was already in the U.S.

People have been stampeded, and cattle raped.

my little buttercup has the sweetest...

When do you think she will "open up her flower" to you?
Tonight. Or I will kill her!

/adding to Netflix que
//you just killed the invisible swordsman!

rubi_con_man: Unimpressed.



I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE...

A daisy chain of EID's would stop those 15 marauding SUV's better.

I would have recommended bear cavalry with mounted Chupacabras.

/los pro y contra

Trying things like to keep out Mexicans? Blatant racism!

They aren't gangsters or whatever, just hungry PEOPLE looking for work. Stop being asses and let them in!!!

May the moats flow with gallons of Patrón. ¡Salud!

They totally miss the point of sentinels, the point is to raise the alarm while disrupting the attack long enough for the remaining villagers to mount a defense...

A really good western. Wild Bunch (new window)

/ Set in Mexico

Somaticasual: When guns are illegal, only outlaws will have guns. The villagers are left with moats..

//these people need to learn the definition of the word "armor" instead..

You failed to RTFA, didn't you?

They have guns, just not many, and not very good ones, especially compared to the opposition.

If it wasn't for relatively lax gun laws in the US, the criminals in this case probably wouldn't have very good weapons either. Did you think of that, or were you too busy sodomizing yourself with your favorite firearm?

blicero: I would have recommended bear cavalry with mounted Chupacabras.

What? Beer cavalry? Then this thread is useless without pictures of beer in moats.

Most of Mexico's violence these days isn't politically inspired, but the gangsters' hit-and-run tactics often mirror those of an insurgency. Government forces frequently find themselves without adequate manpower to be everywhere at once.

This is why you dont disarm the public. The government, even the american government, cannot be everywhere at once. The safty and defense of the people are entirely up to the people alone.

The government should start droping off extra weapons to the people, training them slightly, and teaching them how to kill as many of these farkers as they can.

I would recommend a drawbridge for that moat.

/and some water wouldn't hurt, either.
//and sharp pointy sticks
///and more slashies!

So, what did they do to the men they kidnapped and returned? It didn't really say. Perhaps, they just didn't want to talk about it to the camera.

MOAT:


TRENCH:


what you got there, amigo, is a trench.

OscarTamerz: Fear of the Zetas

Like others across central and western Mexico, many in and around these villages assume their tormentors are the Zetas,

I didn't know the Zetas were that strong in Mexico. (new window)

Just in case you haven't seen this one already - this is a must see: Link (new window)

Sid_6.7: If it wasn't for relatively lax people breaking perfectly good gun laws (straw purchases) in the US, the criminals in this case probably wouldn't have very good better weapons either.

The Mexicans are using guns obtained illegally (in the US) to harm each other, I guess we'd better change US law.

I wonder if the people breaking the existing law will break the new one?