I'm going to go with meth.

If a room full of old white guys makes him horny Joe should just take the big pay out and do some gay porn then fark off.

Faux awards of the night included "the Obamagasm" and the "Media Messiah."

It's a little hard to take a group seriously when they keep giving the spotlight to "Joe" the "Plumber." The GOP circle jerk is getting smaller every day.

Why isn't it 'Sam the Plumber' ? I mean, his name is Samuel..

Just sayin..

When did grunge make a comeback? FREE COBAIN!

GAT_00: I'm going to go with meth.

No, he's snorting Nair.

I guess he just represents with the usual stance of the party.

He followed up with "Did you call a plumber? 'Cause I'm here to lay some pipe..."

/Bow chicka chicka chicka

You know, even considering the typical idiocy of the average voter, that this farkwit continues to get credibility from ANYONE, even the dipshiat fringe GOPers, absolutely blows my mind.

Joe the Worshiped.

So now they have a plumber and a carpenter among their spiritual leaders, when will they find an electrician slow witted enough to be republican but smart enough not to have fried himself at his job yet ?

Maybe when they do they can start getting their house in order.

Well done, Agent J. They are distracted. They suspect nothing..

swaniefrmreddeer: If a room full of old white guys makes him horny Joe should just take the big pay out and do some gay porn then fark off really is a Republican, then.

repaired

swaniefrmreddeer: If a room full of old white guys makes him horny Joe should just take the big pay out and do some gay porn then fark off.


Separated at birth?

Sounds like he made a joke at a jokey awards thing.

TripSixes:Separated at birth?

That is truly disturbing, did you actually type "Gay Porn" into Google?

Cake Hunter: Sounds like he made a joke Freudian slip at a jokey awards thing sausage fest.

FTFU

Cake Hunter: Sounds like he made a joke at a jokey awards thing.

Don't talk about that. Just be outraged like the rest of the left-wingers in this thread. And watch for mouth foam.

/the outrage

Sumo Surfer: Don't talk about that. Just be outraged like the rest of the left-wingers in this thread. And watch for mouth foam.

/the outrage

What outrage? I think your little hero is just high as hell, having learned that the proper conservative leader is always high on drugs.

Sumo Surfer: Cake Hunter: Sounds like he made a joke at a jokey awards thing.

Don't talk about that. Just be outraged like the rest of the left-wingers in this thread. And watch for mouth foam.

/the outrage

Calm down. There's no outrage over your Lord Plummer, just some lulz directed towards him.

Sumo Surfer: Cake Hunter: Sounds like he made a joke at a jokey awards thing.

Don't talk about that. Just be outraged like the rest of the left-wingers in this thread. And watch for mouth foam.

/the outrage

What the hell are you talking about?

Repressed homo republicans.

I thought you were supposed to be the party against homosexuality.

Turns out what you speak out against the most is what you are struggling to overcome the most. And failing. And winding up in the airport bathroom while denying to everyone you're homo.

This is why you guys will never win elections again. Repressed homo is obvious and everyone but you sees it.

swaniefrmreddeer: TripSixes:Separated at birth?

That is truly disturbing, did you actually type "Gay Porn" into Google?

Almost, I typed in 'Jeff Gannon.'

Old news is old.

And every time this idiot is held up as a party leader, smart fiscal conservatives who could actually repair the party and bring it back to relevance cringe, and speed-walk in the opposite direction, never to return.

Joe the Plumber is the de facto leader of the GOP.

He got all hot and bothered watching Jonathan Krohn.

Seriously, how is this idiot still getting press and how can anyone be so dumb as to still give this guy and mic time.

It's going to be a long, hot, sweaty-beefcake 8 years.

GAT_00:

I think your little hero...

Try again.

clifton: There's no outrage over your Lord Plummer,

Haha. I don't endorse him or his party. Joe isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, and neither are some Democrats like Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson.

...just some lulz directed towards him.

I would hope so, but after reading the comments, I'd have to disagree. I don't know what's more pathetic; his jokes or the fact that some enraged liberals are ranting about the Republican party because of this.

The Neoconservative thesaurus defines "mouth-foaming Liberal rage" as:
"The Liberals are laughing at me, Mommy! Make them stop!"

find a stall.

So. The guy who, during HIS stint as a reporter, proclaimed that the media should be banned from reporting the truth on wars because it gets people back home down, is accepting an award at a ceremony dedicated to roasting the LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS.

And it's not a "dumbest comment of the year" award?

What the fark do these people see in this guy?

/16:25 and counting. Good grief.

Mordant: So now they have a plumber and a carpenter among their spiritual leaders, when will they find an electrician slow witted enough to be republican but smart enough not to have fried himself at his job yet ?

Sorry.

He's black and hanging from a chandelier.

You know what would make me horny? If the creepy old guy from home alone bashed him in the head with that metal snow shovel.

Cake Hunter: Sumo Surfer: Cake Hunter: Sounds like he made a joke at a jokey awards thing.

Don't talk about that. Just be outraged like the rest of the left-wingers in this thread. And watch for mouth foam.

/the outrage

What the hell are you talking about?

Don't you get it? Criticism is outrage. Yellowcake is an ICBM. Oversight is communism. Drama queen is dramatic.

Sumo Surfer: GAT_00:

I think your little hero...

Try again.

clifton: There's no outrage over your Lord Plummer,

Haha. I don't endorse him or his party. Joe isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, and neither are some Democrats like Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson.

...just some lulz directed towards him.

I would hope so, but after reading the comments, I'd have to disagree. I don't know what's more pathetic; his jokes or the fact that some enraged liberals are ranting about the Republican party because of this.

Maybe, I don't know. I can't speak for the Liberals, but I think Joe is hilarious - he's like a walking cartoon of what the Republican party has allowed itself to turn into. And I agree with you - "joke" is definitely the operative term here. And I have to say that, at least in this thread, I see a lot more derisive laughter than rage.
I think the "liberal rage" thing is something that pseudo-conservatives tell themselves to make themselves feel important and powerful, and to delude themselves out of perceiving that they have become our national laughing-stock.

"Outrage"? Hahahahahahaha

I think "left wingers" (myself included) LOVE it when Joe is in the news. Please, keep him talking!

Sumo Surfer: Haha. I don't endorse him or his party. Joe isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, and neither are some Democrats like Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson.

The call of the wild Fark Independent™.

swaniefrmreddeer: If a room full of old white guys makes him horny Joe should just take the big pay out and do some gay porn then fark off.

separated at Birth?:

Wow, I can't believe anyone still listens to this guy.

I mean, seriously guys, it was nearly 6 months ago.

Skleenar: Mordant: So now they have a plumber and a carpenter among their spiritual leaders, when will they find an electrician slow witted enough to be republican but smart enough not to have fried himself at his job yet ?

Sorry.

He's black and hanging from a chandelier.

Lynch joke! :D

Who is this guy?

Seriously.

I don't really blame anyone for taking advantage of an opportunity that's given to them.

I do blame the people who keep enabling this idiot tho.

Magorn: swaniefrmreddeer: If a room full of old white guys makes him horny Joe should just take the big pay out and do some gay porn then fark off.

separated at Birth?:

Quick- someone photoshop some lotion and kleenex into that photo of Samuel W. on the Couch.

jso2897: Lynch joke! :D

actually, it was about a polish electrician, but that would have been ethnically insensitive to state explicitly.

Who the hell is Joe the Plumber?

I'm just gonna assume that this is Joe's 15 minutes finally running out. His time in the national spotlight is over, now he's working crappy little right-wing circle-jerks at the airport Marriott.

The Media Research Center is just another of those sad little groups that whine about media bias. They're the people behind Newsbusters. It's like getting worked up over some liberal puppet figurehead (have we ever had one as transparent and sad as Joe?) speaking at a Crooks and Liars meet-up.

This guy is the gift that keeps on giving.

Bloody William: It's like getting worked up over some liberal puppet figurehead (have we ever had one as transparent and sad as Joe?) speaking at a Crooks and Liars meet-up.

After he greeted the room and announced to the crowd that he was horny, you mean.

Right?