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(New York Daily News) Interesting Octo-mom won't reveal name of father. In other news, David Crosby breathes sigh of relief   (nydailynews.com) divider line 79
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goobergal [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 09:46:25 AM  
The guy already came out...she is actually confirming he is the dad without actually saying his name.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 09:59:53 AM  
His name is Otto Octavius.

 
CougarJeff [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 10:02:43 AM  
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dna_level_c [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 10:22:53 AM  
CougarJeff: fb-

www.sixxthurdy.com

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 10:24:21 AM  
It depends. Was she making that gesture where she rubs her thumb and fingers together when she said it?

 
rssvss [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 10:27:05 AM  
+1

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 10:27:27 AM  
Congrats, you have now done exactly one classy thing in your life you crazy coont.

 
Generation_D [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 10:53:26 AM  
can we just deport them all and send them back to whatever craphole the dad came from and be done with it?

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 10:59:16 AM  
Generation_D: can we just deport them all and send them back to whatever craphole the dad came from and be done with it?

You mean Orange County?

 
Katie98_KT 2009-03-22 11:08:08 AM  
Isn't she required to disclose the name of the father in order to get welfare? I thought that they were doing that now, so that the state could recover some of its money.

meh, maybe CA makes an exemption for implanted kids.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 11:25:34 AM  
Katie98_KT: meh, maybe CA makes an exemption for implanted kids.

I'm pretty sure privacy laws cover sperm donors.

 
Adman12 [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 11:32:57 AM  
There he is. Slippery fellow.

 
Adman12 [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 11:34:24 AM  
Adman12: There he is. Slippery fellow.

www.americanaquariumproducts.com

Very slippery.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 11:59:07 AM  
Adman12: www.americanaquariumproducts.com

Very slippery.


So slippery that it escaped your Boobies. :D

 
El_Swino 2009-03-22 12:10:05 PM  
She'll reveal his name the next time she wants more money.

 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 12:10:08 PM  
Octo-mom won't reveal name of father. In other news, David Crosby breathes sigh of relief

The f*ck you need "in other news" for? Your joke would be related to the news.

 
Funk Brothers 2009-03-22 12:10:26 PM  
Tom Green is the father.

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 12:12:09 PM  
Wasn't she an IVF mother? The dad could be a number on a test tube for all anyone cares..

//still think it's the doc himself..

 
Josu 2009-03-22 12:13:21 PM  

 
skinink 2009-03-22 12:13:50 PM  

When will the press stop reporting on Clown Car Lady?


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boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 12:16:44 PM  
In death we have a name. His name was Johnny Appleseed.

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BillyBob_The_Magnificent 2009-03-22 12:16:52 PM  
Travis Henry shrugged.

 
MorseCodeNowInHiDef 2009-03-22 12:18:39 PM  
So, why should we care about the serial clown car anymore? Let her go into obscurity and live her life in a triple wide trailer in Arkansas. She probably figured that she has no real skills and welfare pays out more if you have more kids. She apparently thought her story would be worth money, and if not she could always go on the dole.
/Move along, nothing to see here.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-03-22 12:19:31 PM  
Not revealing his name is the one thing she's done right so far.

 
Lost Thought 00 2009-03-22 12:22:07 PM  
Dear lord, that guy is going to be pissed when he finds out he is 100% liable for those children, and has to give his whole paycheck as child support to that selfish, delusional biatch

 
SharkTrager 2009-03-22 12:29:24 PM  
Lost Thought 00: Dear lord, that guy is going to be pissed when he finds out he is 100% liable for those children, and has to give his whole paycheck as child support to that selfish, delusional biatch

Nope. As he was a sperm donor he likely is exempt from paying for the children.

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2009-03-22 12:31:13 PM  
SharkTrager: Lost Thought 00: Dear lord, that guy is going to be pissed when he finds out he is 100% liable for those children, and has to give his whole paycheck as child support to that selfish, delusional biatch

Nope. As he was a sperm donor he likely is exempt from paying for the children.


Then this will be the first law the bat-shiat crazy Fundies seek to change.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-03-22 12:35:51 PM  
You know he's sweating bullets right now.

/8 of them

 
Reverend J 2009-03-22 12:36:23 PM  
Two things really stuck out in this article for me:

"He couldn't talk. He couldn't even utter a word to me," she said. "He was so angry at the doctor. He said, 'Doesn't that doctor know that you have five [sic] kids already?'"

When the dad doesn't even know how many kids you have, there is a problem.


Suleman, 33, would say only that he's a foreign-born California resident in his late 30s and that he resembles her son Elijah.


If all of the kids came from the same person, should they all look a bit like the father?

 
rssvss [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 12:38:58 PM  
At least the families in Arkansas with a bunch of kids support them, not so with "octomom" California will be footing the bill for them for years. Hey but tortillas and beans are cheap, LMAO..

 
Needlessly Complicated 2009-03-22 12:40:11 PM  
Somaticasual: Wasn't she an IVF mother? The dad could be a number on a test tube for all anyone cares..

//still think it's the doc himself..


Wasn't that an episode of Law and Order?

/Is it just me or are Sam Waterston's eyebrows creepy?

 
Roquefort 2009-03-22 12:44:07 PM  
She had enough kids to skew the Minnesota senate race. I wonder which side she's on?

 
Shrugging Atlas 2009-03-22 12:50:26 PM  
Roquefort: She had enough kids to skew the Minnesota senate race. I wonder which side she's on?

No job, living on the government dime, no sense of responsibility? Congratulations Senator Franken!

/I KID!!!!!

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 12:58:38 PM  
This is one farked up, stupid biatch.

The only reason she hasn't released his name is that it would take attention away from her. The more she refuses, the more the press adores her for it.

Octo-Daddy is going to have to look over his shoulder for the next 18 years! She will turn him out because she is a psycho.

/the cycle continues...

 
blood_and_thunder 2009-03-22 01:00:20 PM  
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Octo-mom won't reveal name of father. In other news, David Crosby breathes sigh of relief

The f*ck you need "in other news" for? Your joke would be related to the news.


I hate to say it, but...
THIS.
Oh, and...
Fail, subby.

 
beantowndog [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 01:00:20 PM  
She won't give a name but for $5 she'll tell you his SSN address and date of birth.

 
LeroyBourne 2009-03-22 01:04:02 PM  
Sweating worse than a hooker in church.

 
tombotia [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 01:07:35 PM  
Conservationist: And for a dramatic contrast, there's the Duggar family, with 18 polite and intelligent children that they pay for themselves.

Not to rain on your parade, but I thought they lived on donations from their church. Not exactly paying for themselves...

Eitherway, these families are just selfish plain and simple. We're going to hit a VERY REAL population ceiling in the next 50-100 years and here we have families having a dozen or more kids. It's just plain selfish and since they can't truly afford it, just irresponsible.

 
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rssvss [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 01:16:32 PM  
tombotia: Conservationist: And for a dramatic contrast, there's the Duggar family, with 18 polite and intelligent children that they pay for themselves.

Not to rain on your parade, but I thought they lived on donations from their church. Not exactly paying for themselves...

Eitherway, these families are just selfish plain and simple. We're going to hit a VERY REAL population ceiling in the next 50-100 years and here we have families having a dozen or more kids. It's just plain selfish and since they can't truly afford it, just irresponsible.


then don't have any kids, pretty simple.
You don't sound like you like them much any how.

Jim Bob has been pretty damn successful thru the years. Ten years ago he sold commercial property for a major profit and bought residential outside of the city of Springdale which turned out to be a Fantastic investment. Probably well off with the wal-mart stock too..

 
dionada [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 01:17:20 PM  
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Octo-mom won't reveal name of father. In other news, David Crosby breathes sigh of relief

The f*ck you need "in other news" for? Your joke would be related to the news.


You know, I thought the headline looked weird.

 
cigerz 2009-03-22 01:18:30 PM  
Reverend J: Two things really stuck out in this article for me:

"He couldn't talk. He couldn't even utter a word to me," she said. "He was so angry at the doctor. He said, 'Doesn't that doctor know that you have five [sic] kids already?'"

When the dad doesn't even know how many kids you have, there is a problem.


Nadya said that was what he said. Maybe she forgot...

/I would forget how many kids I had too if my vagoo was a Zerg hatchery.

 
Bad_Jew 2009-03-22 01:22:19 PM  
tombotia: Conservationist: And for a dramatic contrast, there's the Duggar family, with 18 polite and intelligent children that they pay for themselves.

Not to rain on your parade, but I thought they lived on donations from their church. Not exactly paying for themselves...



That's actually incorrect. They are incredibly self-sufficient, and quite wealthy -- even before they got their reality show.

 
studebaker hoch 2009-03-22 01:27:31 PM  
I know a guy who never went to church his whole life until he got married and had two kids.

NOW he's a regular...and oh yeah, they're helping him.

The church is a gang.

 
Ranger Joe [TotalFark] 2009-03-22 01:41:57 PM  
It wasn't Shawn Kemp?

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2009-03-22 02:03:16 PM  
Bad_Jew: That's actually incorrect. They are incredibly self-sufficient, and quite wealthy -- even before they got their reality show.

Wealthy, church donations, or both. The difference is they're not requiring US to support them.

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2009-03-22 02:06:28 PM  
It's her 'daddy'.

 
jso2897 2009-03-22 02:08:01 PM  
If this man has any sense at all, by now he is in a cave somewhere in Pakistan, play checkers with Osama Bin Laden.

 
ttc2301 2009-03-22 02:12:39 PM  
Had to be artificial insemination resulting in octuplets. There's no sighted person who's going to hit that eight times.

 
Sugarloafer 2009-03-22 02:16:45 PM  
Gotta wonder if she has a zipper across her belly by now.

 
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